They have just uploaded a “haul” video … off to make coffee and laugh at the shite they’ve bought ….
Ok here we go …. It’s 45 minutes long this is gonna be hard
Barney looks like he spent the night under a bin after 20 pints of lager
She tells him he’s in charge of the video but complains constantly that she doesn’t like what he bought
Arguing over M&Ms
Lots of crab claw action to describe the snacks they bought
They got a cheap Christmas baby Yoda as a birthday present for “a friend” in summer
Cried at Disney because of Nemo
This is very very boring
Why buy pancake syrup and Ritz crackers to lug home when you can get it in Tesco?
She bought a giant ugly skirt that doesn’t fit but it was cheap
She keeps saying “umm and agh” so many times I nearly hit the telly box
I’m so bored I can’t stop staring at her hands/claws whilst they regale us with the long ass take of how they bought a Jaws tee shirt
60 quid for a really ugly ET giant tent/hoody
“You know how we like mugs” - that’s no way to talk about your Patreons Barney
They took all the free coffee bags from the room to bring home
images of then raiding the housekeeping cart
All the H2O products from the room / housekeeping cart
And of course they brought home the plane salt and pepper pots
100 packs of wax melts
They brought home loads of open bags of biscuits and crisps
There’s going to be a video about “the problem with the food” - alerting us to incoming moan-fest
Barney does his pin porn
They have to drink out of matching mugs together
I’ve entered the twilight zone listening to them talking about mug buying
If you can’t sleep tonight put this on and you will soon be fast asleep