Lifeofcharlouise #6 Lord Charquard & Parker Pants- the homegrown boy who made it earthside

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I absolutely HATE to say this about Parker, but I do have genuine concerns about the back of his head. It seems a little flat to me. My friend’s little girl was only minor but she had to wear a helmet. I’m not saying there is anything wrong, but it’s something I’ve glimpsed and he does spend a lot of time laying on it. I hope I am wrong .
 
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I noticed the other day in a rolling over photo she posted, so flat bless him
 
He’s so advanced he’s down to one nap a day.

She’s a complete contradiction - ‘he never naps, unless he’s in the car or the Pram’

so he naps then Char?
That is probably because they’re never home and she’s always out at restaurants so he isn’t used to sleeping in his cot for his naps
 
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I honestly will be grateful when this kid is mobile so she can't constantly force him into the constant photoshoots, step away from the Parker prop char!! & put your god damn phone away.
 
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If I had a pound for every time she says ‘where’s my tiny baby gone’ I’d be a fucking millionaire by now! He’s growing Char, that’s what happens. Just shut the fuck up about it!
 
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"playtime for Parker" not if he's in that bloody bouncer Char, TAKE HIM OUT
 
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Used all her berries for Charlie’s breakfast yesterday…wow what a bastard for using chars berries that his money probably bought
 
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That poor boy is always strapped in a chair, no wonder he's not doing anything else apart from eating #likemum
 
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That slop she has made on her reel looks rank

In that bouncer again!!!! At least she’s finally feeding him in the high chair though
 
It genuinely seems like he's been in that chair all day... Char we know you read here, put him on the floor and let him be free!!!
 
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Chicken euros

So she's gone off meat, can't eat it, but her food stories document a delightful array of chicken in various forms/beef burgers/sausages/MEAT!
 
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She doesn’t eat meat now? I’ve just gone through her stories and have counted 54 meals in the last 26 weeks that HAVE MEAT IN. More bloody liesofchar!!!

I’m clearly not very productive WFH
 
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