Life of Beckie #2 Greedy Needy Mrs. Ryan. Never Famous, Always Tryin'.

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Mademoiselle Belle

That’s hilarious

it is laughable how she changes her tone and opinions depending on the type of caption she is going for.... is it a sob story to go on about the struggles of motherhood ? Is it a cheerful ‘look what a good mum I am’ post with her genius child ? Is it a *gifted* influencer post ? Is it a rant about racism or life under covid and having to deal with her annoying kid ?
Every post its like a different person, she can’t settle on one image can she?
 
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Carmen 6

I believe the technical term is 'Having a screw lose...'

*loose. Poxy phone.
 
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CustardPie

Yup - it's pure science and how kids learn about the world. They need the primary colours...
 
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Foundmypeople

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Oh God yes, sod Covid, the current riots etc. This IS truly hearbreaking. Poor poor woman, what an awful life changing blow.View attachment 155440
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I’m not emotionally strong enough to deal with this level of heartbreak today it could be Deleted because she hasn’t tagged the new account, it’s the same as the old hacked account
 
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Carmen 6

Foundmypeople said:
I’m not emotionally strong enough to deal with this level of heartbreak today it could be Deleted because she hasn’t tagged the new account, it’s the same as the old hacked account
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Try to be strong.
Swipe up on one of Beckie's beautiful dresses, the dreamy blue one might help you to bear it.
 
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Lumpfish

She’ll be made up she’s on the “influencers” thread! She should be on “instagrammers” surely?

Her fashion sense is so granny it’s outrageous!

Also she is the definition of ‘woe is me’ - I can’t stand all these insta mums who exploit their kids when required but then spout off essays about how hard it is to be a mum. It’s not like she’s trying to juggle it with a full time job etc. Bore off.
 
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Carmen 6

You're right actually.
She doesnt influence me to do anything other than wonder if I bought one of those dresses they'd make good cushion covers for the garden swingseat.
We should have a poll for the next thread as to whether we should put her under 'instagramers' ....as there isn't a thread for 'Weird neurotic women who think they are interesting.'
 
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Foundmypeople

To be honest with you I look for her on instagrammers anyway, I had no idea she was on influencers. I didn’t realise the subject got to vote since I think I’ve only heard her call herself an influencer sincerely. I’ve only ever said it tongue in cheek I thought we all did??
 
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Carmen 6

We do, she doesn't.
She's bought most of her followers, her engagement levels are
How she is so deluded is beyond me, I mean if you MUST be an instagramer/infuencer, at least be skinny, beautiful, have an amazing life to share or even just be funny.
How a frumpy, strange looking, part time hairdresser who grabs anything free like one of those claw slot machines, has a bizarre specimen of a husband, and a hideous shoebox house, has such grandiose opinions of herself beggars belief.

Indigo's excited to go back to his childminder.
That should tell you something then Beckie...maybe she just plays with him, instead of spending half her time filming him, and the other half floating around like Kate Bush on acid, trying to flog granny dresses.
Also, who sends their child to a childminder when they're going to be at home?
Someone who's sick to death of being bothered.
 
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Laled78

Having seen today’s “new post” (I think putting that in your stories should mean an instant ban from insta) it’s got me wondering how many photos posing next to your gifted oven do you think she’s contractually obliged to do? On a positive at least she can’t wear a large floaty dress, it would obscure too much of the beautiful oven
 
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Carmen 6

Why does she never iron ffs!?
Scruff bag.
 
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Boutros-Boutros Ghali

Carmen 6 said:
Why does she never iron ffs!?
Scruff bag.
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I’m a bit shy with the iron but I’m not posting hundreds of photos of myself on insta, all you can think is iron your clothes woman, not oh I need a new oven....wait I don’t look at those pics and think that either
 
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Carmen 6

Boutros-Boutros Ghali said:
I’m a bit shy with the iron but I’m not posting hundreds of photos of myself on insta, all you can think is iron your clothes woman, not oh I need a new oven....wait I don’t look at those pics and think that either
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Absolutely, we all avoid ironing whenever possible, but we're not pretending to be a cross between a 50's housewife and a Kardashian.
Also, that cooker is so cheap looking, does she REALLY never long to bite the bullet and pay for something, in order to actually choose?
 
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grumpycat

No offence to anyone who’s got a freestanding oven but I absolutely hate them

just get one that goes in a kitchen carcass. her whole kitchen just screams you can roll a turd in glitter...
 
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Boutros-Boutros Ghali

grumpycat said:
No offence to anyone who’s got a freestanding oven but I absolutely hate them

just get one that goes in a kitchen carcass. her whole kitchen just screams you can roll a turd in glitter...
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We have a freestanding cooler, the old owners left it. It’s actually a really decent expensive range thing....I loathe it with a passion New kitchen coming next year so until then I’m putting up with it....just
 
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Carmen 6

Boutros-Boutros Ghali said:
We have a freestanding cooler, the old owners left it. It’s actually a really decent expensive range thing....I loathe it with a passion New kitchen coming next year so until then I’m putting up with it....just
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Please post a picture of you in your old wedding dress, brandishing a spoon and making a duck face, when the new kitchen is in.
 
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grumpycat

Boutros-Boutros Ghali said:
We have a freestanding cooler, the old owners left it. It’s actually a really decent expensive range thing....I loathe it with a passion New kitchen coming next year so until then I’m putting up with it....just
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a range one I can get on board with, but not those ones there in Beckie’s. The gaps either side fill me with fear they’re not cheap either when a normal oven is only about £200/300 at the most!
 
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Boutros-Boutros Ghali

It still has gaps....I’m dreading when it gets pulled out to see what it’s like either side.....especially when the people we bought the house from didn’t even give the kitchen a wipe down before they left....mouldy old food in the dishwasher and thick grease if the tiles
 
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Carmen 6

Just realised there's some amusing Photoshopping been done on the old legs in the latest post.
The right one in particular is very peculiar.
 
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