A fair few million imo and no can’t find price anywhere. My friend bought one in Mallorca with similar house but bigger grounds and another staff detached house within the grounds about 5 yrs ago for 6 million gbp though
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If she was a chocolate she would eat herself 
Also mark is featuring? The awkward , much older, greasy looking bloke who can’t honestly say he agrees with her career ?!
Also mark is featuring? The awkward , much older, greasy looking bloke who can’t honestly say he agrees with her career ?!
Lifting her leg up and down to make the dress catch the light. God she’s so vacuous and one dimensional.
I’ve seen her life know all there is to know and am just bored of her ..
I’ve seen her life know all there is to know and am just bored of her ..
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Hilarious for the wrong reasons
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I chortled when I saw that
she thinks she looks sexy and modelesque but it just looks really uncomfortable and unsexyYes! Made my leg muscles ache just watching !
Meanwhile this is a very weird shot. The chair in the ocean, in this dress? And in the light /venue it looks about as appetising as a swim in a sewerage covered British beach
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She looks like she’s in a mud bath
Meanwhile this is a very weird shot. The chair in the ocean, in this dress? And in the light /venue it looks about as appetising as a swim in a sewerage covered British beach
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She looks like she’s in a mud bath
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Ooh my god what is happening in that photo? Clearly I need to check out her IG more but also no thanks.Yes! Made my leg muscles ache just watching !
Meanwhile this is a very weird shot. The chair in the ocean, in this dress? And in the light /venue it looks about as appetising as a swim in a sewerage covered British beach
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She looks like she’s in a mud bath
Well imo she’s been very busy making sure she makes a loss with her business not a profit having 3 members of staff on this “campaign shoot”….
must think she is a supermodel . She acts like she’s miss world !.
must think she is a supermodel . She acts like she’s miss world !.
How is anyone with a Pa by their side and a filmograper so disorganised when it comes to posting a vlog online ?! Ridiculous
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She’s way more irritating than anyone else I watch.
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Another thicko who can’t tell the time ?! It’s 8.31pm in Majorca right now - how many times does Leo get her timing completely wrong .
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The little girl who never tired of playing dress up and getting attention
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She’s way more irritating than anyone else I watch.
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Another thicko who can’t tell the time ?! It’s 8.31pm in Majorca right now - how many times does Leo get her timing completely wrong .
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The little girl who never tired of playing dress up and getting attention
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So it’s definitely Monday and it’s definitely 6.12pm, she said her vlog would be out at 6pm… why does the spoilt, self centred one constantly fail to publish on time ? She’s over a day late now
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She’s so unprofessional
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She’s so unprofessional
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No comment re the face
the Alex Miro two piece set she says is on the wonk isn’t - she is wearing it incorrectly . The skirt has a split in the middle. Madam wants her leg out all the time so has shifted it to the side and slated it as being on the wonk
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She really has her mums arms and body type
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“My eyes look SO blue” “my teeth look So white “
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Says she wants content which is original - yes Leo posing for winter collection Holland cooper polo neck and tweed in 30c heat next to lambs is definitely original ! You cracked it
the Alex Miro two piece set she says is on the wonk isn’t - she is wearing it incorrectly . The skirt has a split in the middle. Madam wants her leg out all the time so has shifted it to the side and slated it as being on the wonk
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She really has her mums arms and body type
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“My eyes look SO blue” “my teeth look So white “
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Says she wants content which is original - yes Leo posing for winter collection Holland cooper polo neck and tweed in 30c heat next to lambs is definitely original ! You cracked it
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She’s got a curvy figure, she dresses it as though it’s naturally long, lean and thin, embrace those curves Leonora, you’ve got the budget to do so.
Imagine the family/mark having three staff there all the time faffing about and lack of privacy
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It’s a borefest of her vlogging whilst the team do the shoots yawn !
Oh no!!! There’s skin vlog , we already sat through several makeups
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When her mum talks about the pool Leo rudely talks over her
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She’s talked over her mum again and again since ! Interrupts constantly
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So it’s clickbait again. Says it’s a full house tour but it’s dining areas outside and the kitchen which we have seen already !
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** edit she shows a bedroom and en suite. No odea who’s I think it’s just a guest room
she Interrupts her mum yet again
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*** another edit , that’s the houses master bedroom!!! Gosh …. It’s underwhelming …
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The vlog ends weirdly as per usual . A shot of a plane window followed by a black screen …
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It’s a borefest of her vlogging whilst the team do the shoots yawn !
Oh no!!! There’s skin vlog , we already sat through several makeups
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When her mum talks about the pool Leo rudely talks over her
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She’s talked over her mum again and again since ! Interrupts constantly
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So it’s clickbait again. Says it’s a full house tour but it’s dining areas outside and the kitchen which we have seen already !
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** edit she shows a bedroom and en suite. No odea who’s I think it’s just a guest room
she Interrupts her mum yet again
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*** another edit , that’s the houses master bedroom!!! Gosh …. It’s underwhelming …
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The vlog ends weirdly as per usual . A shot of a plane window followed by a black screen …
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She's mentioned items in the new house coming from their home in America in a few vlogs now. Does anyone know where this home is in the USA?
Does anyone else not get what she ‘does’??? She talks of shoots as if she has Mario Testino on hand, commissioned by the most sought after fashion house. Anyone could say they were ‘shooting’ and pay a photographer and other peeps to fawn all over them? I can’t understand how/why people pay her to do this shooting stuff?!!! Because it’s not even very good?! This house in Mallorca business is also quite ridiculous. I think Mummy is also a wannabee influencer. She’s desperate to be on the videos and IMO they are the most nauseating pair, just beefing each other up at every oppo. I know my mother (who I also embarrassingly call Mummy) loves me to bits but she doesn’t big me up in such a sickly way 24/7 … I find it fake and absolutely head over heels RIDICULOUS!!! In fact, to use Leo speak, I find all of her content ABSOLUTELY EXQUISITELY UTTERLY RIDONCULOUS … (#said in very S-L-O-W speech …) … also
Love how she gets words wrong … like ‘pergUla’ … she can’t tell us how thick it is that it creates such a cool thick area to dine under. It’s a pergola, love. Also, I was irritated by the totally OTT 30th bday party for the slightly dim Cam.
Other random observations on the house tour …
Mummy likes wine. Permanent rose in hand. Likes yellow. It’s divine. And she’s so clever because someone I’ve never heard of has yellow as the colour of the year by the pool. And the 1970s Denby is out in force in the kitchen.
We are obsessed with the lion’s head on the olive oil jar from Tetbury High Street.
Loving the butter yellow textiles and the oven of ‘absolute dreams’. Special mention for the mustard Le Creuset. It’s FABULOUS.
MUMMY is so clever again. The colour on the shutters is the latest farrow and ball blue. It’s absolutely gorgeous. They absolutely love it. Made especially for them (jokes).
Lanterns are magnificent. Made by matteus rose in Seville.
Front door bloody fabulous …
Mummy is a genius. The hall … have you ever seen anything so special?!! YES!!! overload of bloody butter yellow in my opinion …
Mummy is nauseating …. Waiting for a faux lemon tree to come … from France … omg I need to get out more!!!!!!
She talks of shoots as if she has Mario Testino on hand, commissioned by the most sought after fashion house. Anyone could say they were ‘shooting’ and pay a photographer and other peeps to fawn all over them? I can’t understand how/why people pay her to do this shooting stuff?!!! Because it’s not even very good?! This house in Mallorca business is also quite ridiculous. I think Mummy is also a wannabee influencer. She’s desperate to be on the videos and IMO they are the most nauseating pair, just beefing each other up at every oppo. I know my mother (who I also embarrassingly call Mummy) loves me to bits but she doesn’t big me up in such a sickly way 24/7 … I find it fake and absolutely head over heels RIDICULOUS!!! In fact, to use Leo speak, I find all of her content ABSOLUTELY EXQUISITELY UTTERLY RIDONCULOUS … (#said in very S-L-O-W speech …) … alsoLove how she gets words wrong … like ‘pergUla’ … she can’t tell us how thick it is that it creates such a cool thick area to dine under. It’s a pergola, love. Also, I was irritated by the totally OTT 30th bday party for the slightly dim Cam.
Other random observations on the house tour …
Mummy likes wine. Permanent rose in hand. Likes yellow. It’s divine. And she’s so clever because someone I’ve never heard of has yellow as the colour of the year by the pool. And the 1970s Denby is out in force in the kitchen.
We are obsessed with the lion’s head on the olive oil jar from Tetbury High Street.
Loving the butter yellow textiles and the oven of ‘absolute dreams’. Special mention for the mustard Le Creuset. It’s FABULOUS.
MUMMY is so clever again. The colour on the shutters is the latest farrow and ball blue. It’s absolutely gorgeous. They absolutely love it. Made especially for them (jokes).
Lanterns are magnificent. Made by matteus rose in Seville.
Front door bloody fabulous …
Mummy is a genius. The hall … have you ever seen anything so special?!! YES!!! overload of bloody butter yellow in my opinion …
Mummy is nauseating …. Waiting for a faux lemon tree to come … from France … omg I need to get out more!!!!!!
Does anyone else not get what she ‘does’???
Love how she gets words wrong … like ‘pergUla’ … she can’t tell us how thick it is that it creates such a cool thick area to dine under. It’s a pergola, love. Also, I was irritated by the totally OTT 30th bday party for the slightly dim Cam.
Other random observations on the house tour …
Mummy likes wine. Permanent rose in hand. Likes yellow. It’s divine. And she’s so clever because someone I’ve never heard of has yellow as the colour of the year by the pool. And the 1970s Denby is out in force in the kitchen.
We are obsessed with the lion’s head on the olive oil jar from Tetbury High Street.
Loving the butter yellow textiles and the oven of ‘absolute dreams’. Special mention for the mustard Le Creuset. It’s FABULOUS.
MUMMY is so clever again. The colour on the shutters is the latest farrow and ball blue. It’s absolutely gorgeous. They absolutely love it. Made especially for them (jokes).
Lanterns are magnificent. Made by matteus rose in Seville.
Front door bloody fabulous …
Mummy is a genius. The hall … have you ever seen anything so special?!! YES!!! overload of bloody butter yellow in my opinion …
Mummy is nauseating …. Waiting for a faux lemon tree to come … from France … omg I need to get out more!!!!!!
hilarious , totally agree!.both of them love the booze. I also had the same thought that the mum must spend all of her time picking and ordering things for the homes. Does mummy see daddy much in the uk?! If she can spend all this time on everything else … she has other children .. mummy is obsessed with interiors. Didn’t they say she was a wannabe interior designer or something ?. I guess a footballers WAG has to learn to fill her empty days somehow
I’ve probably watched every vlog of Leo’s. I do t think I can take much more .
she must be making a massive loss hiring staff and pretending to be working for brands and being paid a bit here or a product there for some of it .
spending hours shooting an outfit cannot pay !
each outfit needs 30 mins shooting max maybe 20 would do if the people have worked together before and know what works.
Cant WAIT to see her accounts next spring !!!
What gives you the impression her brother is dim..?Does anyone else not get what she ‘does’???
Love how she gets words wrong … like ‘pergUla’ … she can’t tell us how thick it is that it creates such a cool thick area to dine under. It’s a pergola, love. Also, I was irritated by the totally OTT 30th bday party for the slightly dim Cam.
Other random observations on the house tour …
Mummy likes wine. Permanent rose in hand. Likes yellow. It’s divine. And she’s so clever because someone I’ve never heard of has yellow as the colour of the year by the pool. And the 1970s Denby is out in force in the kitchen.
We are obsessed with the lion’s head on the olive oil jar from Tetbury High Street.
Loving the butter yellow textiles and the oven of ‘absolute dreams’. Special mention for the mustard Le Creuset. It’s FABULOUS.
MUMMY is so clever again. The colour on the shutters is the latest farrow and ball blue. It’s absolutely gorgeous. They absolutely love it. Made especially for them (jokes).
Lanterns are magnificent. Made by matteus rose in Seville.
Front door bloody fabulous …
Mummy is a genius. The hall … have you ever seen anything so special?!! YES!!! overload of bloody butter yellow in my opinion …
Mummy is nauseating …. Waiting for a faux lemon tree to come … from France … omg I need to get out more!!!!!!
Just starting watching her latest YT video. Am only a few mins in and am annoyed already. For two reasons:
1) Another vid with her in those EFFING hair pins/rollers..........every, bloody time!
2) Is there ever a time it isn't going to be "the most exceptional day?"
OK. It is nauseating. Watching her cheers her "incredible team" at dinner in Majorca, after spending all day poncing around "shooting" and being fawned over...............by people she pays. Never seen anybody so detached from reality in my life!!
1) Another vid with her in those EFFING hair pins/rollers..........every, bloody time!
2) Is there ever a time it isn't going to be "the most exceptional day?"
OK. It is nauseating. Watching her cheers her "incredible team" at dinner in Majorca, after spending all day poncing around "shooting" and being fawned over...............by people she pays. Never seen anybody so detached from reality in my life!!
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Everything - even the piddling little fountain in the garden is the absolute best … she has never seen a more beautiful view than that of the fountain in the garden …
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They both seem to be trying to completely pickle their livers
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I think she has a certain type of subscriber who watches to see “little old England” and how the British live . Meanwhile it’s nothing like most people’s lives. Which is fine , success of her parents isn’t a crime .
the gushing comments are coming from some pretty strange people who can sit through all of that and not feel irritated by how OTT she is .
judging by how many followers comment about her mother being the star of the show (lol I find those comments funny because Leo would like the star comments herself), I think the followers are much much older - more her mums age and above .
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when you think she spent well over an hour and she could of shown us the delights of Majorca . It’s a place I know some areas of fairly well, some not so well. It would have been much more enjoyable to see. Instead it’s a boring regurgitation of what she will eventually put in her stories and on her grid .
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She’s one of those people who always gawps at her reflection at every single opportunity, shop windows , car mirrors , mirrors … loves herself . It’s all about her
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I think I mentioned this before, but THE TREATMENT ROOM!?! They are making a treatment room where you can have facials, massages, pedicures etc!? Are they hiring their own beauty therapist!?! These people are just SO OTT. I am sure there are plenty of good beauty spa's in Majorca.
Also, whilst listening to "Mummy" talk about the pool loungers, cushions, towels and parasols (which aren't the right ones apparently) Leo says "stil sooo much to do" as if it's all SO important. Most people would be quite happy with the parasols they already have! How extravagant!
Also, whilst listening to "Mummy" talk about the pool loungers, cushions, towels and parasols (which aren't the right ones apparently) Leo says "stil sooo much to do" as if it's all SO important. Most people would be quite happy with the parasols they already have! How extravagant!
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