Leonora Smee

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What she means is she and her mother paid party planners to organise the party! We saw them on a previous vlog in Majorca. Go to the party planners, faff around with a few napkins (or tablescapes as she likes to call them), choose which menu they want and consider that planning the party themselves. They have "staff" to do everything and this was no different. Nothing wrong with it, if you can afford it Why not get the professionals in, but don't pretend you did it all yourself.
absolutely! There’s nothing wrong at all with hiring in when you can afford it. But be open about it. It’s all pretend when it comes to her and nothing is genuine.
 
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Eek Leo and mummy clamber and climb onto the table and start flapping their bingo wings dancing on the table - how uncooth !
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Mark proves he is indeed stronger than he looks by lifting Leo up whilst dancing 🕺
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She’s had yet another horrendous hangover . Some people never learn !
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The sun damage is really popping on her chest. Her décolletage looks mid forties too!
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She slaps on makeup onto a victim called chloe 😂
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Very bad planning and bad investment to rent cutlery for the party . When they will be having more parties going fwd they may as well invest in the necessary goods
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Klaudia is wearing fake van cleef bracelet and earrings
 
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Eeeeewww the biro written place names on the table.

Do not like her dress, so boring and old fashioned. The older lady in the pink dress looked younger than Leo.

The brother looked uncomfortable giving the speech, he looks ten years younger than Leo let alone 4 years older!
 
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The pool must be a bit chilly not many people are in and Marcus only ventured in as far as his calf muscles.
 
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The dancing with Marcus was so cringey.
I think she must spend majority of the video with those bloody rollers in. It's getting very old.
 
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I dont get the make up bit at all. So weird to have that in the middle of the vlog.
Anyway, more pressing questions...
Why would Chloe want shiny, orange make up. Leo has totally coerced her into it, no way has she volunterily asked Leo to badly contour her face.
It looks terrible.
I wonder if Roge has picked up the tab for the whole weekend including the second day dinner?
What in the name of pillow cases is her bag at second day dinner.

Couldn't help but think wouldn't it be funny if Mark ran off with the mum after all that time together over the summer 🤣
 
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I dont get the make up bit at all. So weird to have that in the middle of the vlog.
Anyway, more pressing questions...
Why would Chloe want shiny, orange make up. Leo has totally coerced her into it, no way has she volunterily asked Leo to badly contour her face.
It looks terrible.
I wonder if Roge has picked up the tab for the whole weekend including the second day dinner?
What in the name of pillow cases is her bag at second day dinner.

Couldn't help but think wouldn't it be funny if Mark ran off with the mum after all that time together over the summer 🤣
😂 the way Leo is ageing, mark could soon easily /accidentally mistake the mother for the daughter 😂

Yes definitely roger picked up the tab. Maybe including flights
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Good old roger it’s all he does is pay out.

If he lost the money tomorrow he would find he has a lot less friends than he thinks he has now - they all would. Parties and invites including good food and endless alcohol in nice venues equal a lot of hangars on
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Fancy Leo telling her mum not to wear a dress because her arm flab is more visible in it on camera!!!! Ok privately if asked but to post that online ?! Awful
 
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The hair curler and Charlotte Tilbury make up routine is getting SO boring. Pretty much every vlog starts with her in rollers, doing her "contouring" and telling us just what an amazing and exciting day she has lined up.
 
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The hair curler and Charlotte Tilbury make up routine is getting SO boring. Pretty much every vlog starts with her in rollers, doing her "contouring" and telling us just what an amazing and exciting day she has lined up.
Her vlogs are like she is - getting old fast!
 
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Whilst there is no denying the house in Majorca is beautiful. The gardens are gorgeous and the weather looks perfect, I honestly don't feel any jealousy at all watching the "party" video. It's all just SO over the top. The party planners, the caterers, the serving staff, the musicians, the DJ, the speeches (posh people doing speeches I find so cringe), the formality of it all. This for somebody's 30th. Imagine the cost!? I wouldn't want to be a guest. Making small talk with such pretentious people who don't live in the real world. I'd much rather just go to the local curry house for a delicious dinner with friends.

Also. Leo's dress is SUCH a strange choice. To me it's quite an informal "day" dress, not a party dress.
 
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Whilst there is no denying the house in Majorca is beautiful. The gardens are gorgeous and the weather looks perfect, I honestly don't feel any jealousy at all watching the "party" video. It's all just SO over the top. The party planners, the caterers, the serving staff, the musicians, the DJ, the speeches (posh people doing speeches I find so cringe), the formality of it all. This for somebody's 30th. Imagine the cost!? I wouldn't want to be a guest. Making small talk with such pretentious people who don't live in the real world. I'd much rather just go to the local curry house for a delicious dinner with friends.

Also. Leo's dress is SUCH a strange choice. To me it's quite an informal "day" dress, not a party dress.
couldn’t agree more!.

I think Leo is choosing dresses to cover her ankles and calves for a reason.

the dress is nearly £1,000 gbp !!! It looks more like £200 tops . Just a cotton dress ….
 
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Agree with everything everyone has said!

Will still watch though, my guilty pleasure 🤣
*except haircurling makeup tutorials
 
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The dancing with Marcus was so cringey.
I think she must spend majority of the video with those bloody rollers in. It's getting very old.
I don’t understand her obsession with the curled hair. If she has to keep her hair in rollers 80% of the time for such a small time of her hair staying curled before it totally falls out then either a) go with a regular damn blowout or b) give up the damn airwrap and pin curls and use a proper heat product. The airwrap does not make curls that hold long for most people - she has fine straight hair, she needs an old school wand or to just give it up. The curls are very Ms Piggy doing Marilyn Monroe anyway…

Whilst there is no denying the house in Majorca is beautiful. The gardens are gorgeous and the weather looks perfect, I honestly don't feel any jealousy at all watching the "party" video. It's all just SO over the top. The party planners, the caterers, the serving staff, the musicians, the DJ, the speeches (posh people doing speeches I find so cringe), the formality of it all. This for somebody's 30th. Imagine the cost!? I wouldn't want to be a guest. Making small talk with such pretentious people who don't live in the real world. I'd much rather just go to the local curry house for a delicious dinner with friends.

Also. Leo's dress is SUCH a strange choice. To me it's quite an informal "day" dress, not a party dress.
I couldn’t imagine being at that party and dealing with them dancing on the tables yet again. It’s insouciant if it happens once or twice but every damn party makes it such a try-hard put-on to seem fun and irreverent.
 
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I don’t understand her obsession with the curled hair. If she has to keep her hair in rollers 80% of the time for such a small time of her hair staying curled before it totally falls out then either a) go with a regular damn blowout or b) give up the damn airwrap and pin curls and use a proper heat product. The airwrap does not make curls that hold long for most people - she has fine straight hair, she needs an old school wand or to just give it up. The curls are very Ms Piggy doing Marilyn Monroe anyway…



I couldn’t imagine being at that party and dealing with them dancing on the tables yet again. It’s insouciant if it happens once or twice but every damn party makes it such a try-hard put-on to seem fun and irreverent.
lol re miss piggy!
 
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Nothing says quintessential , British , wet , cold ,damp ,cloudy, winter quite like standing in a Barron , dried up river bed in Majorca with the sun blazing

hilarious ad for hc

Leo why not splash more cash and choose a heather clad landscape up in Yorkshire or Scotland , the rain would help make this look more authentic !
 

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Now hilariously shooting winter with lambs (and their parent sheep) in the background …… brilliant idea! Genius! 😂
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Also it’s very ott for her to need so many staff! Anna the PA , klaudia the photo girl, a hair and makeup artist …. I do not believe for one second Holland cooper are paying her enough to cover all of her expenses relating to the “shoot” .
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Flap the bingo wings Leo 😂
 

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I guess she couldn't find the goats she wanted so much (what an odd idea)

These pictures would look better if she just went to her neighboring farm and asked them to shoot a few pictures lol
 
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I guess she couldn't find the goats she wanted so much (what an odd idea)

These pictures would look better if she just went to her neighboring farm and asked them to shoot a few pictures lol
Exactly ! At least the backdrop would be appropriate.

I was stunned when she said she’s taking hc winter collection there and am even more surprised with how she’s shooting it .

I think she’s an attention seeker and loves having a few paid staff around her with her centre of attention . She’s just not versatile though, she always looks the same
 
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has it already been mentioned here? but How much has the Mallorca house come to? have to say its a lovely property
 
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