Leonora Smee

[ella1979]

Well I’m watching strictly come dancing (it’s a tv show) after a busy day and a shower… and I can’t help but think of Amanda Holden and les Dennis who divorced ages ago.

they had a similar age gap to mark and Leo . Leo , this is a great example of what happens to men, les is doddering around the dance floor looking old with double chin and zero sexiness whilst his ex wife Amanda Holden is full of vigour and looks incredible and fit (very well maintained!) … I just thought wow I bet Amanda is relived she got out of that marriage .

at least les helped Amanda’s career so there was a silver lining

 

[Elsewhere]

As if she lifted one finger for this party. They’ve rented all the staff and if anyone did anything and gave orders it would have been her mum. Definitely not her. But the fakery is in full swing acting as if she did all the work.

 

[ella1979]

As if she lifted one finger for this party. They’ve rented all the staff and if anyone did anything and gave orders it would have been her mum. Definitely not her. But the fakery is in full swing acting as if she did all the work.

Yes exactly yet again and using it for content…

well at Casa Estell it is suckling piglet on the menu. I am not vegetarian, I don’t however eat lots of meat just some , occasionally. I find it distasteful to serve suckling piglet .

I know someone who went to an event where it was served and apparently quite a number of ladies cried at the sight of it being brought out .

not what I’d serve up as a crowd pleaser

 

[mustbeuni]

I feel somehow that mark is just there filling a void she would otherwise have. He’s an answer to a problem. Although maybe he deliberately preyed upon her knowing she has a wealthy family and that being with her would financially sort his life out for good.

There’s something I can’t exactly put my finger on with them. I think had she of dated more she would have picked someone else . It feels like he’s a quick fix and she didn’t know what to look for in a man due to lack of experience .

she doesn’t seem to be in love. She does seem self obsessed however, so I’m unsure how much room for loving another person there is within herself
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Why go for an older man if he’s not wealthy!! . They must bring a fair share to the table.
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If Leo wasn’t as spoiled I think she would of given more thought to the financial standing of who she married.

it’s the fact she’s never had to worry over affording anything which has meant she’s ended up marrying who she’s married.

plus the age gap will soon start to show more and more as he inevitably turns into pipe and slippers mode whilst she is still energetic and young enough for more

looks are so subjective but imo I can’t even call him handsome. I think he dresses well.
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The dress pics she didn’t want you to see!!
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She looks like a 14-16 uk size there. Yet says she’s an 8. There’s no way she’s an 8

That dress is hideous. And she’s an average size. I think an influencer who did the things that she does & was honest about being average sized would do amazing
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I feel somehow that mark is just there filling a void she would otherwise have. He’s an answer to a problem. Although maybe he deliberately preyed upon her knowing she has a wealthy family and that being with her would financially sort his life out for good.

There’s something I can’t exactly put my finger on with them. I think had she of dated more she would have picked someone else . It feels like he’s a quick fix and she didn’t know what to look for in a man due to lack of experience .

she doesn’t seem to be in love. She does seem self obsessed however, so I’m unsure how much room for loving another person there is within herself
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Why go for an older man if he’s not wealthy!! . They must bring a fair share to the table.
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If Leo wasn’t as spoiled I think she would of given more thought to the financial standing of who she married.

it’s the fact she’s never had to worry over affording anything which has meant she’s ended up marrying who she’s married.

plus the age gap will soon start to show more and more as he inevitably turns into pipe and slippers mode whilst she is still energetic and young enough for more

looks are so subjective but imo I can’t even call him handsome. I think he dresses well.
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The dress pics she didn’t want you to see!!
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She looks like a 14-16 uk size there. Yet says she’s an 8. There’s no way she’s an 8

That dress is hideous. And she’s an average size. I think an influencer who did the things that she does & was honest about being average sized would do amazing

 

[ella1979]

This cotton dress doesn’t look anywhere close to the £920 gbp she paid for it . I assumed it was another £170/£200 job

always allowing herself to be captured with copious amounts of alcohol - so classy

 

[ella1979]

I’ve decided she’s an attention seeking diva. She doesn’t need Anna in Majorca yet Anna is flying out …
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Black high heels in Majorca?!
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She’s shooting holland cooper suede boots and polo neck knits in Mallorca where it is 29/30 c in the day ?! Bonkers

she hasn’t researched the chocolate jeanshave been out before they aren’t new like she claims . The knit is an old design as well not new as she states

 

[ella1979]

Leo’s taking a one shouldered tent out for her mum to wear - reminds me of Josie and her mums yellow mother of the bride monstrosity!

leo then makes a ridiculous statement that her mum has the most beautiful arms and suits sleeveless !!!!!! In which world is this correct?

she should of gone to Specsavers lol

her mum would do well to cover her arms as much as possible . I also think Leo’s inherited her mums body type
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The pictures above her bed are on the wonk - not hung straight , it would drive me nuts!
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Why panic so much about weight just pay a bit more if they charge which they probably won’t if you aren’t much over
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Lol she claims the platinum blonde hair she had at 2 yrs old is her natural hair colour.

no it isn’t !!! Blondes turn dark with age .. most keep getting darker too . Her brain cell is lonely
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Some grain of truth tonight though, she points out she’s a large in some brands
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Omg she is concerned she may not be able to take off in rain?! Does she not know they have on board computers and systems which can see through thick fog never mind a bit of rain
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Calls casa estelle “home” …..
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The vlog ends very very abruptly . She is yet to learn the art of the outro !
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In fact either Leo is uneducated in Holland cooper offerings or they sent her the wrong jeans by accident because the new item in chocolate is the denim chocolate jodhpur Jean .
What Leo called a jodpur Jean is the coated biker jeans which have been out for years …..

Imagine taking and shooting the wrong product for fall 23

It’s going to look weird anyway because the flora and fauna of Majorcan backdrops is so different to the autumnal backdrops in the uk right now and going k to winter

 

[Lotster]

That flipping white patterned dress she always wears to travel in. It's SO impractical. She is constantly tugging at the elasticated bustline and yanking it up. It has puff sleeves, it looks like a maxi (grim for plane toilets) and is also a white print. When I go on a flight I always wear something comfortable and practical. You can still look very smart/glam (black trousers, blazer etc).

 

[kale-supremacist]

That " there you have it this is my natural hair color " comment dead convinced me that she's reading here.

People lose their blond with age, it's normal, we've seen your roots, they're literally BLACK.

 

[Elsewhere]

How is sushi and cocktails a Spanish feast?

And she’s always drinking too much. So classy.

 

[kale-supremacist]

And she’s always drinking too much.

That's half of her personality, the other half is being a natural blonde

 

[ella1979]

That's half of her personality, the other half is being a natural blonde

If she keeps drinking like she does she will be her mothers size by age 44 if not sooner, once the hormones change …..

 

[ella1979]

I knew it would happen eventually!. I’ve been busy chatting to connections in the horse world and although I’m sadly not able to give details because it might be obvious who’s spilt some beans but I was talking to someone who is connected to the jumping world who had a run in with ms smee and the story showed Leo in an incredibly poor light. As in downright unpleasant, rude and spoilt .

 

[kale-supremacist]

I knew it would happen eventually!. I’ve been busy chatting to connections in the horse world and although I’m sadly not able to give details because it might be obvious who’s spilt some beans but I was talking to someone who is connected to the jumping world who had a run in with ms smee and the story showed Leo in an incredibly poor light. As in downright unpleasant, rude and spoilt .

Oooh, that's actually quite dissapointing to hear

 

[Elsewhere]

She just cringes me out every single time. The posing is absolutely ridiculous.

On her stories she’s showing us a shoot she’s doing in Mallorca for her brand with the music covering it of ‘Isn’t she lovely’
She’s so self involved! I can’t even cope

I don’t know who taught her to pose like this but it’s so cringe.

 

[ella1979]

Just saw the stories. So she is claiming SHE organised her brothers 30th …. Oh ok Leo whatever you say
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Couldn’t organise a p@Ss up in a brewery
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I’m pretty sure she arrived the day before her brothers birthday so how does that work ….

 

[Elsewhere]

Just saw the stories. So she is claiming SHE organised her brothers 30th …. Oh ok Leo whatever you say
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Couldn’t organise a p@Ss up in a brewery
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I’m pretty sure she arrived the day before her brothers birthday so how does that work ….

I mean… you really can’t make this stuff up. The lies are just ridiculous

 

[Lotster]

I mean… you really can’t make this stuff up. The lies are just ridiculous

What she means is she and her mother paid party planners to organise the party! We saw them on a previous vlog in Majorca. Go to the party planners, faff around with a few napkins (or tablescapes as she likes to call them), choose which menu they want and consider that planning the party themselves. They have "staff" to do everything and this was no different. Nothing wrong with it, if you can afford it Why not get the professionals in, but don't pretend you did it all yourself.

 

[ella1979]

What she means is she and her mother paid party planners to organise the party! We saw them on a previous vlog in Majorca. Go to the party planners, faff around with a few napkins (or tablescapes as she likes to call them), choose which menu they want and consider that planning the party themselves. They have "staff" to do everything and this was no different. Nothing wrong with it, if you can afford it Why not get the professionals in, but don't pretend you did it all yourself.

Absolutely. The parents paid.

I can’t believe all the comments on her instagram congratulating her on her house and how she’s triumphed at creating the party … honestly who are these people?!

 

[ella1979]

The vlog is a waste of time. Just her bare faced in bloody “rollers” saying how much she has got to do before the party the same day . She scoops up gravel from the floor to make a candle arrangement with lemon. She wipes her dirty hands on her white dress.

She looks extremely plain without makeup
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Here’s the natural blonde herself
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Klaudia is in black - she’s looking bigger
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She easily passes for someone 20 plus years older
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She has yet again called the steps at the villa “the grand staircase” … it’s ridiculous
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The mother twirls for the camera with the elegance of a toddler
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Mummy flaps her bingo wings … eek
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Next week is “a house tour”…

Thought we had that already? . The vlog should be named “come see my parents house in Majorca “
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Cameron’s girlfriend is called Veneria?? Sounds like an STD!!!
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Cameron thanks his mum for organising/making the place look special
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She tells her mother she looks like a supermodel ! .. someone’s nose is about to grow even more
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It feels uncomfortable watching daddy smee speak , it’s quite an intimate gathering , I’m not sure she should vlog something like this speech

The dad says he hopes mark will be stood in his spot at that house in 30 yrs (mark will be 70 something then won’t he )