Lauryn Goodman and sisters #79 Annie’s a looker Lauryn’s a hooker

[gossip29]

So she’s changing the word dad in his book to mum but she’s got the kid rocking around in clothes with dad wrote on his back?? WHAT? section this cunt asap

 

[Kl111966]

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Lauryn Goodman banned from all events because of her penchant for married gents

 

[liv123456]

I just can’t fucking believe the ENTITLEMENT of this cunt
Gets a massive house paid for and complains it’s too hot????
Has two healthy children and does nothing but whine about their dad not being involved???
Loz you had a right to abortion and he has a right to choose not to be involved
Take your £8k a month, free house and car
Give those kids a fucking happy meal, some calpol, put proper suncream on them and FUCK OFF
WHEN WILL IT END

 

[lookwhatthecatdraggedin1]

NOOO
he’s had to go back to school to learn how to be a good daddy???
Loz he is a good dad you’ve just made it impossible for him to have a relationship with his kids because your twisted
Fuck off

 

[NoseyParker24]

Kyle Walker’s family’s shock confession: ‘We support Lauryn Goodman’

Despite the ongoing war between Annie Kilner and Lauryn Goodman, Kyle Walker's inner circle want the two families to come together and support him during the Euros. Read more on Closer.

closeronline.co.uk

Surely not
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She is an absolute moron

That’s surely come from LaurEn
It’s very much on her side
Implies Annie was the one to break to news that baby Konk was Kyle’s
Implies his family are “over the moon to finally have a girl as they only have boys”
Also implies that Kyle’s family speak to LaurEn
Also implies that Annie likes to “pretend they don’t exist”

 

[PartTimeNoseyWitch]

She is unbelievable. Why can’t she just say “not everybody has a mummy or a daddy and that’s okay”, “your Daddy lives somewhere else but Mummy loves you and that’s all that matters”. There’s a million age appropriate things she can say without bringing fucking football into it. She has brought this on by banging on about his Dad to him 24/7.

What did you think was going to happen having a child with someone off the back of a one night stand who already had a family you moronic stump of shit.

Actual despicable excuse of a person let alone mother. She doesn’t deserve that title.

 

[BirkenheadTranny]

Once my ex hurt and abandoned our children that was that and he's been dead to me ever since. Do what the fuck you want to me, I'm a big girl and I'll get over it. But when it comes to the kids, I'll see you in hell and that's from an actual long standing loving relationship.... I cannot comprehend how this idiot is not filled with hurt for her kids and does everything she can to protect them. I have never known a woman so disloyal and intent to destroy childhoods and its scary how much her babies are being made to suffer all for the benefit of her trying to get Kyle to notice her. Choose your kids Lauryn.

Every time, choose your kids

 

[Hiyaguys]

She’s unravelling again lads hold on tight
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Also Lauryn Goodman, your young boy isn’t ever going to be the man of the house, he’s a child, not a substitute “man of the house”

 

[MinnieXX]

Bit random but just to give you all a giggle this morning, during COVID I was so annoyed with Boris and his scruffy hair that I sent him a set of hair brushes on Amazon Prime. Never did use them the scruffy beg

 

[looserj]

The kid will rock up to school in September expecting to see his dad sat there at the front of the class

 

[minnietheminx]

LaurEn, here’s why your kids don’t have a dad:
1: he didn’t consent to having children with you, you tricked him
2: he already has a family, wife and children he had from a loving relationship
3: you have bullied his wife and children , see point 2, slandered them and harassed them for 5 years
4: you forced Cairo on him and when he met him he tentatively tried to get to know him
5: before 4 could happen you shagged his dad again and ran off with the condom to create Konkette who again he did not consent to
6: you doubled up on bullying Annie and have made the Walkers lives hell, and killed off any hope of him having any role in your children’s lives
7: in conclusion, YOU are the problem Lauren, it’s YOUR fault he can’t have a relationship with your kids, YOU chose to have the kids for a payday and YOU are emotionally abusing Cairo and ruining any chance he had of growing up to be carefree. YOU are saddling him with a lifetime of mental health issues.
YOU are a disgrace to your children and your family and my heart aches with sorrow at those poor innocent children stuck with a psychotic mother who did not deserve to be blessed with children

 

[Pointandlaugh89]

Not only does she specialise in neonatal care but she’s also a nutritionist too and after watching an Instagram reel feels we’d all benefit from her wisdom.

Sorry Kairo, another normal thing for kids you can’t have.

Raw dogging random cock is more dangerous than the odd happy meal loz i won't be coming to you for any advice hen soz. She cracks me up

 

[loulou232]

You could not pay me a million £ to put my kid in a shirt saying dad when he’s chosen to be absent.
The humiliation on that poor kid is deplorable

 

[Beepboes]

Big lurker just popped on to say hola amigos, been blocked by Liaryn now on my fake account feel honoured.

So can’t see the latest shenanigans but screen shots up the thread, can’t believe KashKow now has to be man of the house alongside breadwinner and provider

 

[Cocoluna]

dad has gone back to school to learn how to be a good dad. But I’m still gonna put you in your dad shirt every week

 

[Rose94]

When you go to shut your bedroom curtains but spot loz in your back garden bushes with her binoculars

 

[OGJessicaFletcher]

Worried about what the kids will read yeah Loz? Just like what K&A have said “Kyle and Annie are disappointed that Lauryn continues to seek publicity and financial gain” Spot On.

These are her “stories” she sold (over 60) between

03rd June 2016 - 14th November 2018 (TBC)
Note this is all BEFORE Kyle!

When was she a designer and of what?

Claiming back then she was a WAG when she was dating a footballers brother a new low even for you Proz!

Is she still friends with Megan Rees, Jessica Hayes, Pascal Craymer, Tallia Storm, Jemma Lucy or Katie Solomon she never mentions them, I guess she used them like she uses everyone!

Funny how the Pap’s just happen to stumble upon THEE Lauryn Goodman in the Maldives, Las Vegas, Mykonos, Barbados, Cape Verde, Gran Canaria & Marbella even though she is a nobody.

Where is all the Endo awareness? The trying & trying to conceive, IVF with who, when? The scars, the pain the trauma, it looks like she was happy living a lavish lifestyle with her benefit fraud money chasing fame to me!

All these “stories” are sold by her as I wouldn’t use any of the words below to describe Lauryn;
Ample assets
Peachy derrière
Busty
Toned stomach (NO SCARS)
Voluptuous Derrière
Flat stomach (NO SCARS)
Busty babe
Curves
Ample bust
Perky posterior
Curvy figure
Extremely peachy posterior
Ample Cleavage
Pert Behind
Svelte
Peachy Bum
Busty assets
Peachy posterior
Pert Posterior
Svelte physique
Demure figure
Gravity defying bust
Enviable figure
Taut midriff (NO SCARS)
Slender Pins
Enviable curves
Perky Derrière
Envy Inducing curves
Jaw dropping figure

This is what your children will see when they Google you Lauryn this was prior to Kyle. Nobody to blame but yourself they will see you were just a fame hungry whore!

 

[fimfim]

First time I’ve ever seen the card that is sent out with the moon charging jingle jangles. What utter shit!

 

[MrsM18]

I’ve said this all along that baby was born the last weekend in June 23rd to 25th. She went unusually quiet then, nothing for a week.
Bernardo got married the week after, 1st July and loads of pics of Annie and Kyle were out so she started selling a flurry of holiday pics that we all knew were old.
Then hid the fact she’d had that baby until August…strange
She had on her story the other day that she was organising Konkettes 1st birthday and involving giro in the decision making so it’s definitely round the corner.
How utterly embarrassing and tragic to state you were in a long lasting intimate and loving relationship but gave birth alone twice without a partner to hold your hand

Re hiding the baby being born, that was never to enjoy the bubble. That like everything was done intentionally to try and give Annie further cause for doubt by giving the impression that the child was conceived later than it was - I.e. more than a month after the groin surgery And therefore suggest Kyle saw more of her than he did. I’m convinced thats why she shows so little of the girl because as many of you have pointed out - that baby looks older than she says she is.

Shes deranged enough to carry this on and have that kid celebrate its birthday 6 weeks late.

I think that’s the other reason the name hasn’t been announced as it would make a birth certificate easier to find and the dates would quickly be added up to show actually the contact was limited to Solicitors meeting in Sept to groin surgery in Oct. A timeline of a few weeks isn’t screaming long-standing loving relationship as Loz claims.

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

To be honest I didn’t read that article, did Chloe basically say she can’t trust her sister not to jump on a married man’s cock?? That’s hilarious