Lauryn Goodman #8 wants to be Mrs Annie Walker but she’ll just have to be Kyle’s stalker

[Teenytot]

You have to give it to Annie, there’s no way I could stay as quiet as her, literally one birthday post and one post for the CL final after all the shite she has gotten this week alone

 

[Smol52]

silenced .... no public apology, no public acknowledgement, no removal of post... the shit show was an utter car crash .... absolute beer fear from a 5 day social media circus show

 

[Matterbaby]

Shall I create a petition to get Lauryn off social media?

 

[Belleboo]

Why does she keep hashtagging her babies name? What kind of idiot wants their babies name to be trending on social media? It’s not normal or healthy.

I can’t stand Kyle and think he’s scummy but he’s obviously worked hard to get to the level he’s at and this person has laid in her back and now thinks she’s owed a living for it! She’s disgusting and gives single mothers a bad name.

 

[Clarity456]

She needs to decide whether she was in Piccolino Alderley Edge which is smack bang in the middle of a busy village, or was at a different restaurant chain altogether at San Carlos Fiorentina which is 5 miles away from Alderley Edge and adjoined to an airport hotel on a random roundabout off the m56 motorway

For someone who doesn't have a car she's made it back to the box room with the Frank Gallagher wallpaper in portslade rapid

 

[Matterbaby]

Hi guys not many of you have been asking where I got my KW necklace from. It actually stands for Kyle Walker; some guy I fucked one night. It doesn't stand for my miracle son Kairo guyzzzzz. I also want to thank my psycho self for all the messages and support throughout this dreadful situation that I created for myself. Make sure to buy my bracelets that literally dont work using the swipe up link, thanks guyzzzzz

 

[mooseknuckle]

Helping you out LaurYn hun. Hate both these teams but I can’t help not watch. Secretly hoping MC win so she goes on about his daddy winning but also C winning so she does stories to take the piss they’ve lost

 

[Teenytot]

The difference between Kyle&annie to lozza is crazy
Annie posts hardly anything-has small amount of followers
Kyle-99% only posts football related things
Their boys completely private

Then you’ve lozza who posts how many farts, shits & everything else public and has now set up a one year old with his own IG

People saying kairo should get the same things Annie’s boys get, sure how would anyone know what those boys get? Their lives are completely private

 

[Jolie1988]

her stories think she's on a boat with some of them footballers, please guys put something on the end of it if you are that desperate for a shag, otherwise you will be connected to that nutcase for the next 18 years or so #dontbelikekyle

 

[Lechat]

I find it odd that she’s placed her child in a photo with two random men unless it’s clearly known they are good friends or something? If she doesn’t even follow one of them that suggests she barely knows them. It’s just weird right.

I can’t respect anyone that claims to put their kid first when they are clearly all about chasing after blokes and getting attention for themselves. Put your child first!!

 

[Cocochanel13]

 

[Lucymyers]

I don’t know what amount she is getting but it can’t be anywhere near 15K a month.
If she was she would be dressed head to toe in designer gear and she wouldn’t be carrying on the way she is right now.
I do hope that his father has put money in a trust fund for him and his education otherwise that would be too cruel.
I despise Lauren and she uses that poor boy as a weapon. Miracle baby!!!!!!!!! The bitch wouldn’t be acting like this if he was.
He was a cash cow for this ugly inside and out lazy amoral POS

I just find it all bizzare.
Have loads of questions so beg loz next time u do a q and a pop one on babez
1) how does she afford all these holidays?
2) kairo now wears designer clothes whereas he didnt before..is this bcos the maintenance agreement is now in place or does kyle send him clothes?
3) why is she literally glued to her sisters and grunt all the time? Sorry but just weird
4) why can kyle ban her from revealing pnuts face
5) is she an escort and that is how they met?
6) or did her an rashford an kyle an annie meet on holiday/world cup and double date (with ref to annie saying she befriended her then bedded kyle)
7) didnt she put a scan pic up once with loz an kyles baby on the name bit??
8) why did u reveal kw was the father - was it bcos he refused to buy u a 3million pound mansion? If hed of agreed would u have kept quiet?
9) what was the parenting plan when you were on good terms
10) why would you expect kyle to buy you a pram when youd not even done a dna test yet as u were still pregnant?
11) if u believed you couldnt conceive why were your magic beads hanging off every limb when u slept with kyle
12) if you have proof of your love affair why not put it out there slyly?
13) why blame annie for him not seeing kairo? You had the choice to continue the pregnancy...and sorry but you must of known kyle wouldnt have your back for a one niter when hed got three sons and a life with his long term partner on or off or not

And the final one
Why would you want your son to one be called walker two have the same initials as the father who wants nothing to do with him no matter how much u try and guilt trip or force him into it and 3 why would you want his name on his boots with his other sons who hes never met. If hed of put the name on youd of moaned about that cos hes never met him

 

[brumbrum16]

Loving Annie's post lmao suck ya mom Lauryn

 

[Lala1804]

Tried to post earlier but had no reception in the stadium. My team won wooo! Sorry to any Man City fans anyway Annie and kids were there only saw 2 kids not 3 but she was there only saw her at the end. Sorry if you guys have already seen her I can’t see old posts I’m a bit drunk haha! Hope lozza is crying herself to sleep the crank!!

 

[Lechat]

Can’t believe she’s moaning about her holiday and having to book restaurants and the service being slow because the staff can’t cope. I mean hospitality has been hit so hard in every country wouldn’t you just give them a little slack given the situation and just be damn grateful you’re on holiday. She’s such a twat. Moaning, miserable, stuck up.

 

[SATCGOSS]

Those posts she was sharing from 'someone who works for puma' were obviously her as well. What an embarrassment she is. She has achieved nothing other than make herself look like a complete fanny lol

She does look a fanny but do think she achieved some things
1. she’s achieved new lows in her pitiful life by showing everyone that her hatred of Annie and her love/hate towards Kyle have nothing to do with protecting Kairo, it’s actually just rage because Kyle doesn’t want her.
2. She’s achieved adapting to new circumstances and environment, no matter where she goes, box room or beach, she is the same boiler. Even on holiday she works hard at her full time job (obsession with the Walkers).
3. She has an amazing ability to just switch off her moral compass. She is able to do what she does and treat her son and his half brothers as collateral just so she can get in the papers.
4. Her biggest achievement by far though is giving us lot, the Walker’s, Puma, Man City etc. a huge laugh at her expense and also reminding us that when life seems bad, it’s never as bad as being Lauryn Goodman

 

[Miamia1]

I can’t wait for the repercussions of this for her. How she has the nerve to share messages (from herself) saying how she’s inspirationaletc etc.

Didn’t she share a picture of that stupid baby app with ‘Kyle Walker junior’ in the top corner so everyone thought she had called him Kyle?! Why do that when his name is fucking Kairo? She is beyond tragic and has played games to get a reaction from the offset.

She is the one causing so much harm to her little boy when he’s older - I’m a social worker and have seen the aftermath of people like her and the impacts on their children. It is awful and she needs to stop it.

 

[Twinmum]

So Amelia’s confirmed she was watching the match then

wouldn’t you be embarrassed to admit you’re basically stalking your sister’s ex shag and ‘clap’ when they lose.
It’s just so cringe. I feel second hand embarrassment as they are just trying to cling to some connection to the WAG world

Imagine flying all the way to Portugal to sit in a grubby bar and watch the baby daddy that you hate play on the tv
While his real family sit pitch side
I am mortified for her

 

[Clarity456]

She sells magic beads don’t ya know

Ooopsie, sorry! How could I forget that

What I also find bizarre is, this narrative she pushes that "his name was decided together" but as far as I am aware? has given no further details yet.

If it was me (not that I'd be begging for someones attention but just to pretend for a sec) I'd be coming with the receipts and putting one statement and one statement only out like eg.

"me and Kyle kept in contact throughout my pregnancy, as although he had decided he didn't want to continue our 'relationship' , he assured me he did want to be in the baby's life, we met up on 15th March 2020 in the Bar & Grill in Alderley Edge so I could show him scan pics and let him know how the baby was doing. At this point we discussed names and I told him about a netflix series I'd been watching and a name I liked, he said he wasn't too fussed on the first name, he would be delighted if I would give the baby the Walker surname..blah blah blah...the pandemic hit after that but we were still keeping in touch, until on the 20th April he just stopped communicating and responding to texts. I still decided to give the baby the name we had agreed together as I thought he might have just needed some space. Shortly after this, I found out he was back with Annie and have never heard from Kyle again...I hope you can all understand why I feel led on and humiliated and why I suspect that Annie has had a hand in unfairly preventing my son having his dad in his life........"

Not that I'd agree with how she's gone about things but at least it would give her the smallest smidgeon of credibility

At the end of the day I can say I'm the cousin of the Royal Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia, but if I don't come with the details of my mum or dads name, where he/she was born, the names of their parents, the names of their siblings etc. then it's just hot air..why doesn't she get that?!

 

[mooseknuckle]

Lauryn later...

‘How fucking dare he, where is the extension for your fourth sons bedroom, swipe up for a petition to demolish his whole house.”