Lauryn Goodman #4 raking in maintenance, stealing giro, is the baby’s name Kyle or Kairo

[MunHun]

She’s a dozy attention seeking simpleton. So fucking deluded that she thought she’d be wifed instead of pumped and dumped. Here’s an idea Lauryn why don’t you salvage what’s left of your dignity and raise your child with all the love and respect he deserves. Hankering publicly over a bet down womaniser with a face like a well chewed toffee will be your biggest regret one day. I literally cringe for you he is one ugly bastard and you wouldn’t have given him the time of day if he wasn’t famous. You got what you deserve now fuck off and deal with it like a big girl.

 

[Kilo005]

I still find it absolutely mind boggling that she’s not mortified she’s called him Kyle Walker Jnr like I’m sorry I find it absolutely hilarious! She really will do anything she can to name drop the dad no matter how beggy it makes her look. Reckon Annie and her friends absolutely crease up at LaurYn

 

[Rose94]

What I want to know is..........Annie, why won’t you tell us the baby’s name like you did with the gender???? (Legal issues?)
Yes, yes it might be ‘Lauren’s news to share,’ but she’s using that poor kid for suspense and mystery to get stuff written about her and to have any excuse to wear that bloody necklace.
I’m surprised it’s been kept under wraps for this long! No one can officially say that they actually know what it is.......can they??

Imagine your fiancés one night stand walking round in a necklace with his initials on, I wouldn’t know whether to cry or laugh at the pure desperation

 

[PeachesAndCreamy]

I literally can't even view her stories any more..

The girl is the biggest waste of cunt flaps I have ever seen.

 

[Clarity456]

Sorry to go off topic slightly but does anyone follow Rebecca, Jesse Lingards baby mama? Lauryn, Mel and co would do well to take a leaf out of her book! Never baits jesse out on sm, doesn't seem bitter he's not in a relationship with her, has a 9-5 job of her own and as a result, he's a very hands on dad and obviously looks after her financially as she has a nice range rover and is forever taking her little girl on holiday and to Disney etc.

LaurYYYn and Mel must have a few screws loose if they can't join the dots and perhaps work out the blokes they trapped might be a bit more amenable if they didn't constantly act like bunny boiling nut jobs

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

The obsession with having kw on things instead of his name is awful

 

[foxtrot2000]

What I don’t understand with these wannabe wags is why they name their kids after their dads that don’t want to know them... Mel has given her daughter her surname but I’m 100% sure it was Simpson-reeves before, Katy gave her son demarai grays surname despite the fact that he’s never even met the baby and lauryn naming her son Kyle Walker jr is so loony I can’t even begin to understand her thought processes

 

[Cocochanel13]

What’s the bets that his full name is Kyle Manchester City Walker junior

 

[Matterbaby]

Can I just say that Annie is the fillet steak and Lauryn is the birds eye burger, thanks x

 

[cherries25x]

I’m sorry but how fuck sad for the wee boy having ‘KW’ on his little Santa sack, for the sake of attention only!!! Fuck me Isla’s name is on hers but ‘KW’ on his, idiot

 

[Moobiemoo]

I am getting bored of these absolute over privileged losers using conspiracy theories as excuses to go on holiday or socialise

you have no business it’s affected
You have no real job it’s affected
All you do is look at yourself in a phone all day
Talk about yourself
Think about yourself

why would anyone take advice from you? Or think you are even remotely educated in this enough to pay attention to what you say?

I work over 40 hours a week in healthcare, dealing directly with this informational, I can absolutely assure you that COVID is not a 5G conspiracy theory and why on earth would the government go to all the trouble of getting into wartime like debt just to keep you all indoors for a year????!!!

 

[Eyeofthetiger]

That’s handy, how she managed to just leave the question box so you can see kw’s name

 

[CheshireTea]

Oh god when you said that shirt I thought she’d put him in a Man City shirt that will be next no doubt!

She will be taking him to the games to watch daddy play next but it’ll be in basic bitch zone and Annie can wave to her from the VIP box

 

[To cat lady]

So chloe is doing admire me? Why is her husband ok with this ... why is she ok with this.... she’s a mum now

 

[Noseybonk]

What I can’t get over is that she had befriended Annie. Spoke to her, knew her and got on with her . Then went and shagged him whilst wearing a fertility bracelet. That is cold and calculated!

 

[Cmilb]

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[Lala66]

I bet the goodman hoes sorry I mean sisters are first to buy the match attack books & stickers to tick off who they’ve slept with... walking STI them 3

 

[Jolie1988]

Can you imagine growing up in that household with them 3 tarts.

Hopes and aspirations:

Other kids: I want to be a Doctor.

The Goodmans: i want to be knocked up by a rich footaller and not have work a day in my life

 

[Muffin990]

Is she actually serious that the baby says all those words? I’m actually dying of embarrassment for her. She is horrific. The most vile baggy basic bitch ever. The fact the baby is called Kyle makes me laugh so hard I pee. How have her family allowed this?!

 

[Little Bear]

SNORE! but you’re display picture is you in the same green bikini, fuck off, your boring & everyone knows YOUR FULL OF SHIT the only thing ‘hardcore’ is your lies

If she didn’t pay for all these pap shots she’d be able to afford a fucking car.