Lauryn Goodman #18 Nobody puts Lauryn in the corner, moments away from a public disorder

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Lauryn would have leaked that link herself just for the chance to deny it.
 
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He makes around £500,000 yearly according to Google. Certainly not as much as Kyle but definitely enough to afford a few Moncler coats and Caribbean holidays (tans all inclusive). Do we think that Lauryn takes photos of Kyle every time he's on the pitch when she watches the matches? I bet she has a collage of pics of him.

Hi lauryn since we know you read here I have a little challenge for you. I bet you a fiver you can’t go through the entire day on Mother’s Day without posting some kind of dig at Annie or Kyle
She's desperate for a fiver at this point
 
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Just out of interest.. wonder if the photos with Mel are the same ones that were taken for her reveal? She looked as though she was trying to keep covered up…. Don’t forget she only just found out at 5 months…..she must have woken up in months 5 with a pregnancy belly and boobs… Mrs Doubtliar
 
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I wondered why she was covered up & not flaunting herself
 
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Calling the paps to take a photo of you leaving hospital where your sister is having an emergency operation. Gazing into the distance, pout, handbag on arm pose, hair and make up done and dressed like she’s off for brunch with her mum (no friends to go with.) She really is trash. She’s been trying to attach herself to any ounce of fame for years. Kyle really was her golden ticket - she’d though she’d hit the jackpot. Now she’s stuck with a child she clearly doesn’t enjoy parenting, living in her mums spare room, no job, no friends, sisters can’t stand her and Annie Walker permanently living rent free in her head. I can’t explain the levels of second hand embarrassment I get from her.
 

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Wearing her clothing line she’s been unable to flog
Wonder what 19 stands for ?
19 footballers bagged
19 lies a day
19 years I’ll give KW HELL
19 kids and counting
19 designers bags I want
19£ an hour

anyone else have a clue ?
 
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Wearing her clothing line she’s been unable to flog
Wonder what 19 stands for ?
19 footballers bagged
19 lies a day
19 years I’ll give KW HELL
19 kids and counting
19 designers bags I want
19£ an hour

anyone else have a clue ?
She's one of 19 escorts that work down in London. Hence, Nineteen London even though the clothing line had to have been established in Brighton
 
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Wearing her clothing line she’s been unable to flog
Wonder what 19 stands for ?
19 footballers bagged
19 lies a day
19 years I’ll give KW HELL
19 kids and counting
19 designers bags I want
19£ an hour

anyone else have a clue ?
Short for twenty nineteen - the year she got plastic bracelets to cure her infertility at the exact time that a premier league footballer dumped his load in her x
 
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Loving the fact people are finding old pics of our Lauryn keep them coming, we can give them to Kairo. A photobook, ‘This is (actually) my Mummy’

Also laurynhoebag91 where are you? We need updates
 
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Pretending to be on the phone, hoping to get papped. These days she's more likely to get slapped.

A memory of her serial pumping days.

What Kyle saw the next morning.......

Quite a difference between those two faces

Is this what @lauryn hoebag91 meant about Kairo's hair actually being black? Like it didn't lighten from this and she just uses a filter?
 
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Can we keep this going on the next thread until she performs again

I stole this from an earlier thread our very own @Rose94 creation

This is the picture that I think Lauryn has posted on her #KairoWalker insta since she copied the shoes that Annie was wearing . Obviously, I've done it better than she ever could I'm sad because she looks much better than she's supposed to I will do better next time..........
Poor Loz, I edited her and everything but Annie still does it better........
 
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Actual pmsl. she defo has a scrap book with a collection of pictures like this and a notebook full of her signature she's practiced 2838383 times - mrs lauryn walker.. and a list of baby names for when KW was incapacitated and she pounced fs if she was a man she would be branded a predator.
 
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She's defo printing and framing that and say look giro this is when me and your daddy was together
 
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She's defo printing and framing that and say look giro this is when me and your daddy was together
I'm hoping she posts it and goes "someone went over there to have a little nosey and guess what they saw Omg, too funny If only I could show the real pictures from our relationship. Uzzz would be so shocked"

Nah, she's practicing Mrs Annie Walker
 
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