Lauren Goodger

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Ugh she’s just the worst.

Grow up, sort your life out, stop trying to convince yourself and the world that you look like your pics and try and salvage a little dignity.
 
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Oooh I didn't realise, I thought I was soooo clever getting that screenshot - someone posted it on the other thread like twelve hours before me :ROFLMAO:
 
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I caught this on one of her friend’s insta stories last night - knew it would be deleted. Guess at least we know where she stands on race issues now, because she is black, ya bleep.
This is bleeping horrible. She’s definitely a bleep. An absolute dirty, large, left-on-the-shelf, weird, tragic, CRANK
 
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Well this picture is a true representation of a THIRSTY witch for attention. The hashtags leave my blood cold ...... she is an idiot. Don’t tell me this is Marks fault (he’s a wick too, I’ll forget the time the bleep tweeted Donald Trump - that whole family are pathetic wannabe social climbers).

But this .... I can’t. And she looks ridiculous too.
Absolute large ROASTER
 
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The one thing I cant fathom about it is how some rich man would be sat there thinking “I’ve had all the Victoria secret models, all The Saturdays, the old lady from pussycat dolls... whose that chubby girl with the bad photoshop from the UK?”
She can’t even get a boyfriend... how’s she attracting punters? Are TOWIE repeats somehow a massive tv hit in the far
East?
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She is the one that keeps posting these ridiculous pics showing off her body, and I’m sorry that your offended but I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking of her, you can’t blame me that you feel like tit, nobody wants to feel like tit but please don’t blame me, if she didn’t post these pics then nobody would say anything about her!

You can’t say X,Y,Z about her and then moan when you don’t like something, we’re all witching here and slagging someone’s personality isn’t above slagging their bodies. The good comes with the bad when it comes to stuff like this.
I had one of these weirdo posters tryna mod me the other day too LOL like have they accidently ended up on this site without knowing what it's about?! bleeping mental 😄
 
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I had one of these weirdo posters tryna mod me the other day too LOL like have they accidently ended up on this site without knowing what it's about?! bleeping mental 😄
I’m more confused than Lauren trying to figure out where her lap goes when she stands up
 
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There’s so much wrong with this! So beggy, trying to get an invite to Stephen Bear’s gangster party! None of them give a tit about the rules! It makes me so mad that they still get work and there’s people out there really struggling!
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Was this deleted? This is vile from both of them, I’m so sick of morons like these being able to go on to make thousands from being brain dead idiots.
 
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Was this deleted? This is vile from both of them, I’m so sick of morons like these being able to go on to make thousands from being brain dead idiots.
Clue: they don’t. Virtually every ex reality star is skint, many current ones pretend to be loaded but if you look at the Charlotte Crosby thread I’ve picked through her accounts and found that even as one of the most employed/successful z listers she still only made £350k last year, paying out much of that on tax and expenses, and between her and her father they owe £1.4m pounds that they’ve taken in loans against future earnings.

Bear claims to be a wealthy businessman but if you look at his companies house filings he's involved in two businesses that between them have about 20k in the bank and haven’t ever made any money
 
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Clue: they don’t. Virtually every ex reality star is skint, many current ones pretend to be loaded but if you look at the Charlotte Crosby thread I’ve picked through her accounts and found that even as one of the most employed/successful z listers she still only made £350k last year, paying out much of that on tax and expenses, and between her and her father they owe £1.4m pounds that they’ve taken in loans against future earnings.

Bear claims to be a wealthy businessman but if you look at his companies house filings he's involved in two businesses that between them have about 20k in the bank and haven’t ever made any money
Didn’t Bear lose his last house too? The one he was supposedly decorating? And who remembers the hot tub that apparently was stolen?

I read someone where that Lauren, Danielle Lloyd and Gemma Collins amongst other reality nobodies buy fake designers from markets or online. Imagine being that vapid that you’d buy fakes just to be seen as rich. I can’t think of anyway worse to live my life. I was saying to my boyfriend the other day I’d rather have a really nice bag from river island/Topshop than walk around with a fake.

Another one to lose their house, hasn’t Charlotte lost her big house that was featured on her tit reality show? I read somewhere that she had to move back in with her mum and dad as she lost her home. She lied on a question on Instagram and said she still has it but it’s bull as she hasn’t posted in it in ages. It’s just like Katie Price they all live beyond their means. I bet charlottes cars are all financed.
 
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Didn’t Bear lose his last house too? The one he was supposedly decorating? And who remembers the hot tub that apparently was stolen?

I read someone where that Lauren, Danielle Lloyd and Gemma Collins amongst other reality nobodies buy fake designers from markets or online. Imagine being that vapid that you’d buy fakes just to be seen as rich. I can’t think of anyway worse to live my life. I was saying to my boyfriend the other day I’d rather have a really nice bag from river island/Topshop than walk around with a fake.

Another one to lose their house, hasn’t Charlotte lost her big house that was featured on her tit reality show? I read somewhere that she had to move back in with her mum and dad as she lost her home. She lied on a question on Instagram and said she still has it but it’s bull as she hasn’t posted in it in ages. It’s just like Katie Price they all live beyond their means. I bet charlottes cars are all financed.
I dont understand her cars. She’s spent half of the last decade on drink driving bans, the last three and a half year one only ended last year. How on earth can she even get insurance, and why would she think it reasonable to be driving any high powered car when she has no self control

I assume the Bentley is like Gaz beadles one - claiming it’s new when it’s a decade old £10k eBay buy with a private plate on. Certainly the awful paint on it isn’t a Bentley colour scheme and two tone bentleys are usually crash damaged cars where it’s easier to fill and paint the damage in a dark colour, because you can’t just pick up a spare bonnet or boot for cars like this
 
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I can smell this picture through the screen
For a woman who spent all of two days speaking (speaking = repost other posts on insta stories) on the BLM movement stating how its time influencers do their part, Laurens a) done nothing of the sort and b) sneakily put #alllivesmatter on a half naked pic. the woman infuriates me (sad i know)
 
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bleeping sick to duck of those pictures being recycled from the time she spent 2 nights away from the puppies (remember them) to take a backgrid photographer to do edit shots of her edited a. These pics are from JANUARY.
 
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