Lauren Goodger

[Handerton]

Only recently found out about the Dubai porta potty never heard of it before last week but kind of makes sense I often wondered why all these so called celebrities (and I hate that word) go there so often.

The one thing I cant fathom about it is how some rich man would be sat there thinking “I’ve had all the Victoria secret models, all The Saturdays, the old lady from pussycat dolls... whose that chubby girl with the bad photoshop from the UK?”
She can’t even get a boyfriend... how’s she attracting punters? Are TOWIE repeats somehow a massive tv hit in the far
East?

 

[lalalanded]

The one thing I cant fathom about it is how some rich man would be sat there thinking “I’ve had all the Victoria secret models, all The Saturdays, the old lady from pussycat dolls... whose that chubby girl with the bad photoshop from the UK?”
She can’t even get a boyfriend... how’s she attracting punters? Are TOWIE repeats somehow a massive tv hit in the far
East?

She must be offering mate's rates. Are people seriously paying for this??? Or maybe............... she's doing stuff the others won't.

 

[Handerton]

She must be offering mate's rates. Are people seriously paying for this??? Or maybe............... she's doing stuff the others won't.

“Go on, bring in the camels. I need the cash to pay to be in the DM tomorrow”

 

[Sarah-e]

Neither is Lauren. She’s defo a size 16!

People say I look like her... probably shouldn’t look at this tread haha

Haha I’m a size 14/16.

 

[HollyGolightly]

Last Friday Loose Women announced Lauren was going to be a guest this week but she wasn't on at all. Do you think she was axed because she broke lockdown rules? Or maybe she was ill, she posted earlier in the week she was bedridden

 

[Handerton]

Last Friday Loose Women announced Lauren was going to be a guest this week but she wasn't on at all. Do you think she was axed because she broke lockdown rules? Or maybe she was ill, she posted earlier in the week she was bedridden

Maybe she found the man of her dreams and spent the week sat in learning how to spell her future surname?

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

Maybe she found the man of her dreams and spent the week sat in learning how to spell her future surname?

You know if there are I’s in the surname she does hearts.

 

[HollyGolightly]

Has anyone seen Lauren's latest IG post? I'm too scared to post it here

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

There’s so much wrong with this! So beggy, trying to get an invite to Stephen Bear’s gangster party! None of them give a tit about the rules! It makes me so mad that they still get work and there’s people out there really struggling!

 

[Notothefakes]

I’ve never followed her but just looked at her page now. It makes me so sad that young girls in particular will follow her and others like her and think looking like that is the norm. They’re all morphing into one person but it’s not a nice look at all. I actually feel sick that these people are influencers and girls will be striving to get fillers and goodness knows what else. I feel sad for her too. She looks ridiculous. That body shape is “in fashion” too. I’ll never understand why!

 

[HollyGolightly]

The bath pic she posted last night of her bare bum has been deleted. I wonder if twitter took it down for being obscene

 

[Debsy37]

There’s so much wrong with this! So beggy, trying to get an invite to Stephen Bear’s gangster party! None of them give a tit about the rules! It makes me so mad that they still get work and there’s people out there really struggling!
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Wow she is a class a c**t. Not a word I use lightly

Omg I really really really hope the papers get a shot of that message exchange!

 

[Blahblahahaaa77]

Wow she is a class a c**t. Not a word I use lightly

Omg I really really really hope the papers get a shot of that message exchange!

I was thinking the same ... how do we send it in?

 

[Debsy37]

I was thinking the same ... how do we send it in?

I don’t know. Daily mail would take it lol

She just blocks anyone that calls her out for bad behaviour. It’s her casual racism and entitled attitude that make me furious!! I really really hope the papers get hold of this latest crap

 

[conrea37]

There’s so much wrong with this! So beggy, trying to get an invite to Stephen Bear’s gangster party! None of them give a tit about the rules! It makes me so mad that they still get work and there’s people out there really struggling!
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What the hell

 

[AngryBird101]

I get posting pics if you have a fabulous body but LG doesn’t, she looks like she has Deep Vein Thrombosis in her legs as they’re so thick, or it looks like water retention, I don’t know how anyone can have legs like this and sometimes the least prettiest parts need covered up and so she should cover up her legs, and accentuate the best, and the best bit of her body is.......I cannot think at all!!!

 

[AngryBird101]

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She is the one that keeps posting these ridiculous pics showing off her body, and I’m sorry that your offended but I wasn’t talking about you, I was talking of her, you can’t blame me that you feel like tit, nobody wants to feel like tit but please don’t blame me, if she didn’t post these pics then nobody would say anything about her!

You can’t say X,Y,Z about her and then moan when you don’t like something, we’re all witching here and slagging someone’s personality isn’t above slagging their bodies. The good comes with the bad when it comes to stuff like this.

 

[The Devils Arse]

I get posting pics if you have a fabulous body but LG doesn’t, she looks like she has Deep Vein Thrombosis in her legs as they’re so thick, or it looks like water retention, I don’t know how anyone can have legs like this and sometimes the least prettiest parts need covered up and so she should cover up her legs, and accentuate the best, and the best bit of her body is.......I cannot think at all!!!

I think she has beautiful eyes. Just a shame about all of the filler.

 

[Lyddingtons]

I caught this on one of her friend’s insta stories last night - knew it would be deleted. Guess at least we know where she stands on race issues now, because she is black, ya bleep.

 

[Handerton]

I think she has beautiful eyes. Just a shame about all of the filler.

I’m a sucker for crossed eyes too. So cute and quirky!