Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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I've never seen this face before
I have no idea why, but I’m actually shocked looking at these pics again, at just how much Big Gel has changed LaFilter’s appearance in that photoshoot. That little girl is going to grow up with the worst body image/self confidence ever. Laureeen please realise the effect this is going to have on her from her being photoshopped from her just being a baby 
babies are cute just leave her alone!
Conversation in the not too distant future is going to go like this:
LaProp: Muvva who’s that baby gel in all them baby pictures round thehouse flat?
BYG: That you babygel!
LaProp: But why is all them other pictures at daddy’s, nanny cracks etc so different?
BYG: That cos they don’t know how to make all their pictures make gels look like Bewful Yung Gels like I do silly
LaProp: Oh ok then Muvva so does that mean I’m only a bewful yung gel at your house? (getting very confused at this point). And why do I look a different person when I look in the mirror than in all your pictures?
BYG: Well LaOrse that easy, we don’t use mirrors (which is why we can sell them as never been used), cos what you see in the mirror isn’t real, only the way we look on our filtered phones is real. See look at this bewful filter on my phone, now we both bewful yung gels aren’t we? So soft so pretty. Just use filters, then we be young bewful gels foreverrrrrr won’t we baby gel. And if any of your friends at school say otherwise don’t listen them, they just jealous that they aren’t as soft and pretty as us. We a ball and we so bewful so just remember that baby gel when they be mean to you about it
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babies are cute just leave her alone!Conversation in the not too distant future is going to go like this:
LaProp: Muvva who’s that baby gel in all them baby pictures round the
BYG: That you babygel!
LaProp: But why is all them other pictures at daddy’s, nanny cracks etc so different?
BYG: That cos they don’t know how to make all their pictures make gels look like Bewful Yung Gels like I do silly
LaProp: Oh ok then Muvva so does that mean I’m only a bewful yung gel at your house? (getting very confused at this point). And why do I look a different person when I look in the mirror than in all your pictures?
BYG: Well LaOrse that easy, we don’t use mirrors (which is why we can sell them as never been used), cos what you see in the mirror isn’t real, only the way we look on our filtered phones is real. See look at this bewful filter on my phone, now we both bewful yung gels aren’t we? So soft so pretty. Just use filters, then we be young bewful gels foreverrrrrr won’t we baby gel. And if any of your friends at school say otherwise don’t listen them, they just jealous that they aren’t as soft and pretty as us. We a ball and we so bewful so just remember that baby gel when they be mean to you about it
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She cares so much about her appearance yet doesn't airbrush out the flyaway hairs. She is baffling, is Lozza.
She’s like Henry the 8th. Bet she made light work of that chicken before shouting for more
@Pom Bear we really need a scooby do sketch with them pulling off this face and her real face underneath with the caption ‘I would of got away with it if it wasn’t for them pesky tattlers!’
She’s prob resorted to drinking neat gin, as she’s so fed up of her useless bleep of a Mother!Meanwhile LaTiffany is knocking back the Gin & Lemon as the food is absolutely tit!
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Sadly there are plenty of simpletons around who believe this kind of nonsense. Like the huns that comment on Porker's posts. You're a great mumma, you look beautiful, you been through so much. Vomit inducing.isn’t this bloke just breathing in and standing up straight? Christ alive there’s some shysters around
Silly .... silly ..... ` delusional ` .... BIGGGG catfishing lozzzz 
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Anyone else getting wonky Melania Trump vibes or just me?
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Is that a boxing glove to the left? Half a carrot, half a parsnip, yorkie, chicken leg? Roast dinner for 1 and a half, I couldn't be arsed.
did you see the paps pics in the daily mail?? omg is this a filter? what is it as I need to change my face also. she looked NOTHING like this the other day omg
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yes I need this filter alsoHahaha at her car selfies. Who she trying to kid lol
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what the eff is that? has she already devoured the roasts and then taken the pic? looks horrendousMeanwhile LaTiffany is knocking back the Gin & Lemon as the food is absolutely tit!
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yes put it on your socials instantly and you too could be an "influencer"bleeping hell why do these z listers think getting there car valeted is content and something to boast about?
duck me we get ours done once a week but do not feel the need to film it and let everyone know
Am I missing something ?
Is it a sign of wealth ?
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Just made lol@Pom Bear we really need a scooby do sketch with them pulling off this face and her real face underneath with the caption ‘I would of got away with it if it wasn’t for them pesky tattlers!’
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This is it made before having the pic resized, I think it be too big so had to make it smaller ..which is why the smaller one is blurry..this is the clearer version.
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She’s an ugly witchSilly .... silly ..... ` delusional ` .... BIGGGG catfishing lozzzz
seriously though I think she needs to see a psychologist because if she actually thinks she looks like those filtered photoshopped pictures she posts ….well that’s just feckin nuts !!Toby Carvery isn’t exactly renowned for fine dining
Wonder how long these comments will remain..
(and the "be kind" commenters are usually the most hateful / hypocritical of the lot)
(and the "be kind" commenters are usually the most hateful / hypocritical of the lot)
Where have her ten Chins gone
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