Nearly choked on my morning mocha
Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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I am enjoying this 'what will BYG hide behind next?' game 
I am enjoying this 'what will BYG hide behind next?' game
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You buy from supermarket!
Seriously if she goes missing how will we ever find her when she keeps using somebody elseβs face all the time??
Oh hang on answer solved!!
No problem finding her atall with these mug shots of her ting tong mug!
Seriously though that first pic what the hell was she thinking
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Is she trying on Linda lusardi's face?
And her dentist obviously doesn't believe in hygiene with those naff fake flowers.
You can't even do a trip to the dentist without turning it into something incredibly naff Loz! What's with the ridiculous medal!
I'd think my dentist was having a breakdown if he said hold this giant medal and stand next to the fake flowers. I'd leg it before he reached for the drill.
What's she got on her feet, they look like bleeping baguettes
Me a plate
Another day, another shield and another face!
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Do I even need to bother writing anything ??
Except edited to add as it made me laugh
Imagine being a bloke and you get the pics on the right and not knowing who she is etc then arrange a date and the women on the left approaches your table and the bloke is like βcan I help you?!
Lauren - βitβs me Lauren your date
Date swiftly gets a βyou need to come home asap phonecall from his sister
You all know the phone call that you get someone to do twenty mins into the date to rescue you if needed or not if you want to carry the date on
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Hmmmmmmm 
... who the duck is the young, flawless ... slim guurl in the first pic 
... who the duck is the young, flawless ... slim guurl in the first pic Attachments
Finally figured it out when she pulls this face who she reminds me of!
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#mircoblading Loz? Do you buy from supermarket?
Ffs you've got 1 job love! Just make a single effort and re-read things before you post! You sure spend plenty enough time photoshopping yourself.
Ffs you've got 1 job love! Just make a single effort and re-read things before you post! You sure spend plenty enough time photoshopping yourself.
It's the wibbly jawline on the right that gets me - so natchural
The photoshopped version and now the real version loool
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Back later
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She's only managed to drum up 5,000 likes on that selfie. That is piss poor for someone with 1m followers. Almost like they're all bots or something... You buy from supermarket (this line genuinely works with everything)
Down to 991k now, they're dropping fast, do you need to pay subs to keep bot followers?
I see the dentist gave her a new face as well as a deep clean
Everything she does is like a comedy sketch. Itβs so tragically hilarious
Everything she does is like a comedy sketch. Itβs so tragically hilarious
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