Aw no! Where did her razor-like cheekbones go?
Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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She's got a neck like a bull frog! #neanderthal reiki
Lazy bleep wants to get herself down the Job Centre!
Lazy bleep wants to get herself down the Job Centre!
That massive plate face and swollen neck
Psml! mental blockage cleared- phew! She’ll be back to making good decisions and thinking clearly once again. Pop a pebble on the forehead, quick swish of the hand, hey presto. Perfectly balanced and stronger than ever. Bunged up energy sorted, that’s one freebie ticked off the list.
Not long before the ‘weeeee wanna beeee togevvah!’ statement from her and .5. A great advertisement for Mrs Holistic Blockage Blaster indeed
Not long before the ‘weeeee wanna beeee togevvah!’ statement from her and .5. A great advertisement for Mrs Holistic Blockage Blaster indeed
my favourite from 
“HEAL” was yet another word on our BYG Bingo… everyone take another shot!
Well she absolutely had to be called Chantelle didn't sheShe's got a neck like a bull frog! #neanderthal reiki
Lazy bleep wants to get herself down the Job Centre!
Apologies to Scrunchies called Chantelle, it's your mother's fault.
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Did the surgeon describe it as pulling out an energy blockage when he removed the shelf arse?
(If he did)
Or when Loz was born?
Ponce,ponce, ponce ponce, ponce ponce ponce ponce...sung to the tune of monty python spam song (apologies anyone under 60 look it up on youtube!)
Theres no way you will remould that stonker of a heeeed mate .I know it looks like putty that's been punched but knead and push as you will the only way it's going to look any better is with heavy filters !
Reiki healer? She needs a bloody Witch Doctor.
Why is she having a relaxing massage with her coat on, unless it's to disguise her svelte figure. Shame she wasn't wearing a scarf to disguise all her chins.
I wondered that too. Can't be cold cos she as the eatin on 24/7 cos she so welfy.
I was watching Hairspray earlier. Does a John Travolta in drag remind you of anyone? 
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Definitely took that pic to theI was watching Hairspray earlier. Does a John Travolta in drag remind you of anyone?
Jumbly of Doom obviously not producing enuff pennies and the rent's due! #webuyanyshite.com
Thank youThis is brilliant!
Your also on the sky mobile advert I think
xx.Think I've found it, Sky Glass ...in fact this is one of the parts took before filming, but weren't allowed in due to bad language loool
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Certainly no space raider head there!That massive plate face and swollen neck
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