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Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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xx. xx imagine the magazine shots ,xx.
Brilliant
Is it .5 turn to be pregnant this time
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She will do anything ... and I mean ANYTHING .... however demeaning, in order not to WORK for a living .... the LAZZZYYY is strong with BIGGG lozzz .... she seems to be allergic to getting a run of the mill job, in order to have some pride, show her daughter, that begging constantly online, freeloading ... scamming ... posting filtered to fuckery pics, that dont show a real representation of what she ` really ` looks like ... is not the way for her child to look up to her ... there's really no excuse, most of us matured at 37, even earlier, had no choice, once children enter the equation ... her towie heyday is long gone, she is nothing but a clown, an object of ridicule, has been for years .. not in demand in the zeleb world ... yet she wont get off that saggy, fat LAZZZY ARSE and WORK .... she spends her life scrounging on IG, trying to sell her crappy crap rags for overinflated prices, her dirty skid marked knickers to creeps on OF`s, she has no direction, nothing solid, all the money she earnt over the years, should own a house by now ... when will this bleeping twit GROW UP ... she's not even a zlister, that's how cringeworthy, this whole tit show is, she has no skills, no talent, no bleeping personality, and from what we have seen, is not a nice person, also THICK as 2 planks, never follows through with countless planned ventures, couldn't influence a ` cabbage ` ... a failure ... she does not have zilch to offer
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NO! U Absolute bleeping dunce! Your 'headaches' are caused by too much face bleeping ur fone 24/7. RSI and probably humph neck incoming and lack of exercise. Absolute fkn cockwaffle!!!She's got a neck like a bull frog! #neanderthal reiki
Lazy bleep wants to get herself down the Job Centre!
The only blockage will be in Lozβs arse after eating too much sweetcorn and too many goose fat roasties!
Pom, I have no idea who you are, but you are a genius.Thank you
Think I've found it, Sky Glass ...in fact this is one of the parts took before filming, but weren't allowed in due to bad language loool
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She would stuff herself full of crisps, bread, chips, rice and pasta and think sheβs being well elfy
Lauren used to say (on her very brief forays into helfy eatin) that she was "craving some goodness". Not had that one for a while on Loz Bingo.
If you scroll through the pebble healing persons reel on ig, it looks like Big Loz went to her in December for some healing, its definitely her moonface in the video, how could she forget who it was in such a short time?
I think this is a separate freebie beg. She was after a massage therapist as well as having had some βblockageβ removal from this healing woman. Itβs just one big merry go round of freebies her life consists of
Can you remember when she was after a freebie 3 HOUR massage?! bleeping grifter. As if someone was gonna knead her blubber for 3 frigging hours !
I don't follow her, so have there been many recent photos of LaPineapplehead or has she vanished again?
It's an interesting version of reinventing oneself, which seems to consist of doing exactly the same but with less child.
First rule of mumfluencing Loz.
Remember that you're a mum.
But don't show your daughter in the bath.
Or filter her.
(The last two are presumably too hard for Loz and she's imploded)
It's an interesting version of reinventing oneself, which seems to consist of doing exactly the same but with less child.
First rule of mumfluencing Loz.
Remember that you're a mum.
But don't show your daughter in the bath.
Or filter her.
(The last two are presumably too hard for Loz and she's imploded)
Would take at least 3 hours just to massage her huuuuge arse!
wtf does she look like and what the hell is she going on about witches kitchen 
Totally deluded!
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Totally deluded!
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So soft so bewful!wtf does she look like and what the hell is she going on about witches kitchen
Totally deluded!
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Witchβs Sleeve more like! Or is it a Wizardβs Sleeveβ¦wtf does she look like and what the hell is she going on about witches kitchen
Totally deluded!
She looks & sounds ridiculous! It's like therapy? 
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