These Spot The Difference competitions are getting harder and harder
I bet she'd snatch the hand off anyone offering that obesity jab (wegovy?) - I'm betting that will be the next big thing that dodgy Dave down the pub will be hawking.
These Spot The Difference competitions are getting harder and harderHmmm
BYG has been reading from the Gemma Collins big book of bullshit.…making out she was some waif who needed to put weight back on. Thank god for that 1 stone weight gain, had me worried there. Thought she was wasting away. How can a morbidly obese person peddle such lies?! I’m shaking
Surely, with the £1m she makes on OF she can buy fruit for the week and not every day? I hope she cuts the grapes properly to prevent LaBamba from choking! #mumofthedecade#I have buy fruit Everyday
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She says this year is about focusing on me….when does she ever focus on anything else apart from herself, exactly?! It’s ALWAYS about her.I actually laughed out loud at the "lost three stone" part when I clapped eyes on it.
“I stayed indoors and I didn’t go out, and now I feel I’m in a better place mentally. This year is about focusing on me and getting back on track,” the 36-year-old added (36-stone-year-old, more like). Er, it's always about "focussing on you", Lauren, I don't think I've ever met someone so self-obsessed.
There were other declarations about her being ready for a new man the other day, (somewhere), let's hope she raises the bar a bit higher than a hot / cold gaslighting uninterested on / off boyfriend (Mark Wright, who's also a knob), one who's behind bars, the sadly-deceased Jake who slagged her off in public or even the *shudder* bottom of the barrel Stephen Bear. Not to mention her most recent gay-for-pay-megawatt-turkey-teef ex (not too keen on Charles, given his history with KP as well, but at least he's a good dad).
Sad to say, even judging by that small pool of exes, it seems many of the guys she's been with haven't been that "into her". But Lauren is MASSIVELY "into" herself. Maybe that's part of the problem - and she needs to show Larose that a woman doesn't "need" a man..any man who will take her, in Loz's case.
Edit: Also, her description - about a toddler who can barely speak yet - as a strong independent woman and Lauren's rock - it's hard to say if it's just Lauren repeating empty words she's heard somewhere else to make her sound good or is just emotionally inarticulate. But a mother shouldn't be saying that about her baby. Let's hope she doesn't turn into one of those mums who tries to make her children her "best friends".
LOL at Lauren also saying she "turned a lot of things down". Doubt it.
So this is her comeback more photoshopped pics except now she's including laflump also photoshopped. She's fucked in the head. I genuinely now beleive that she thinks she looks like her photoshopped pics. She's going on like they are both models when she paid for the shoot herself. Fat slagPhotoshopped into oblivion!
What made me laugh was the copyright symbol and LG next to it! The whole floor is warped!!!!So this is her comeback more photoshopped pics except now she's including laflump also photoshopped. She's fucked in the head. I genuinely now beleive that she thinks she looks like her photoshopped pics. She's going on like they are both models when she paid for the shoot herself. Fat slag
We need @Pom Bear - they are definitely 2 black puddings! See Laprop is being used to hide the blubber too. Why has she got a big boob stuck on one side?Where's that huge boob come from?
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Laorse is a human shield once againPhotoshopped into oblivion!
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