Rents due again! Your flogging a dead horse Krusty!
Lauren Goodger #82 Insta under construction. Too thick to function. Has her arse had a reduction?
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LaMatilda is strong independant. She intelligent. She make her own way in life
yeah to take the chub out
Ermmm not strictly true BIGG lozzz .. she was doing set up pap shoots and throwing a big party, a week or so after that poor mites death ... she also DID NOT stay home and went to quite a few parties, had fillers, nails, hair brows done ... a tan, while the baby was still in the morgue, not yet buried/cremated ... it was all plastered on IG .. we all saw it and were rightly disgusted, a three stone weight loss is also complete bollocks, never happened .. she forgets that she posts every bleeping fart online, everyone could see ... sadly she will continue to milk her daughters death, for as long as she can, what else does she have to offer, making money on such a sensitive painful subject, very close to my heart .... both her and krusty are vile cunts! ... this is her long awaited ` come back ` ...3 stone? Huh?
Lauren Goodger on brutal impact of baby’s death- ‘I didn’t eat and lost 3 stone’
EXCLUSIVE: Lauren Goodger opens up to OK! about the loss of her baby daughter Lorena six months on, telling us she is now in a "better place" after not being able to eatwww.ok.co.uk
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Not being able to eat? 
Fuckoff Lozza your the size of six elephants.
Fuckoff Lozza your the size of six elephants.
I actually laughed out loud at the "lost three stone" part when I clapped eyes on it.
“I stayed indoors and I didn’t go out, and now I feel I’m in a better place mentally. This year is about focusing on me and getting back on track,” the 36-year-old added (36-stone-year-old, more like). Er, it's always about "focussing on you", Lauren, I don't think I've ever met someone so self-obsessed.
There were other declarations about her being ready for a new man the other day, (somewhere), let's hope she raises the bar a bit higher than a hot / cold gaslighting uninterested on / off boyfriend (Mark Wright, who's also a knob), one who's behind bars, the sadly-deceased Jake who slagged her off in public or even the *shudder* bottom of the barrel Stephen Bear. Not to mention her most recent gay-for-pay-megawatt-turkey-teef ex (not too keen on Charles, given his history with KP as well, but at least he's a good dad).
Sad to say, even judging by that small pool of exes, it seems many of the guys she's been with haven't been that "into her". But Lauren is MASSIVELY "into" herself. Maybe that's part of the problem - and she needs to show Larose that a woman doesn't "need" a man..any man who will take her, in Loz's case.
Edit: Also, her description - about a toddler who can barely speak yet - as a strong independent woman and Lauren's rock - it's hard to say if it's just Lauren repeating empty words she's heard somewhere else to make her sound good or is just emotionally inarticulate. But a mother shouldn't be saying that about her baby. Let's hope she doesn't turn into one of those mums who tries to make her children her "best friends".
LOL at Lauren also saying she "turned a lot of things down". Doubt it.
“I stayed indoors and I didn’t go out, and now I feel I’m in a better place mentally. This year is about focusing on me and getting back on track,” the 36-year-old added (36-stone-year-old, more like). Er, it's always about "focussing on you", Lauren, I don't think I've ever met someone so self-obsessed.
There were other declarations about her being ready for a new man the other day, (somewhere), let's hope she raises the bar a bit higher than a hot / cold gaslighting uninterested on / off boyfriend (Mark Wright, who's also a knob), one who's behind bars, the sadly-deceased Jake who slagged her off in public or even the *shudder* bottom of the barrel Stephen Bear. Not to mention her most recent gay-for-pay-megawatt-turkey-teef ex (not too keen on Charles, given his history with KP as well, but at least he's a good dad).
Sad to say, even judging by that small pool of exes, it seems many of the guys she's been with haven't been that "into her". But Lauren is MASSIVELY "into" herself. Maybe that's part of the problem - and she needs to show Larose that a woman doesn't "need" a man..any man who will take her, in Loz's case.
Edit: Also, her description - about a toddler who can barely speak yet - as a strong independent woman and Lauren's rock - it's hard to say if it's just Lauren repeating empty words she's heard somewhere else to make her sound good or is just emotionally inarticulate. But a mother shouldn't be saying that about her baby. Let's hope she doesn't turn into one of those mums who tries to make her children her "best friends".
LOL at Lauren also saying she "turned a lot of things down". Doubt it.
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She will need to be a Strong Independent Wumman with Lozza as a motherYep I reckon Big Loz has done her duty raising lawomannotbaby for for 1.5 years and she’s ready to go it alone now as a strong independent woman!
She posts pictures of roasts all the time! Lauren come on love we’re not blind! Has she had lipo then?Not being able to eat?
#And I said what about Breakfast at LaTiffany’s. I said I think we have one grape, like#
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BYG has graduated from the Gemma Collins School of Weight Loss! Reached her imaginary, invisible 3st loss! How often did we see her in the media and she looks the same?Hmmm
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It’s beyond weird that her ‘speaking out after losing her newborn’ article is all about her weight. She’s fixated on it and deluded at the same time. Anyone can see it’s not bloody normal, who could publish such crap? Not to mention it’s the biological norm to lose weight after pushing a baby out. It’s the weight of the baby, and amniotic fluid….there is no helping how thick she is!
BYG might have lost 3 stone in arse implants. She is disgusting. Poor Larose has no chance.
…making out she was some waif who needed to put weight back on. Thank god for that 1 stone weight gain, had me worried there. Thought she was wasting away. How can a morbidly obese person peddle such lies?! I’m shaking
She forgets we have eyes…making out she was some waif who needed to put weight back on. Thank god for that 1 stone weight gain, had me worried there. Thought she was wasting away. How can a morbidly obese person peddle such lies?! I’m shaking
and she thinks everybody is a stooooopid as she isShe forgets we have eyes
'I've put a stone back on now cos I'm eating healthy'!
She really does have reverse body dysmorphia, and extreme memory loss.
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