she thinks its an instruction!Looks like she has take lanevereatsathome to the Toby again.
Just because it gives you the option to eat as much as you can, doesn’t mean you can have to….
7 thousand followers or 7 thousand calories? Remember Lozza has to eat for two, herself and Jake, the snakeCrow, is it you who gets up her followers? She has literally gained 7 thousand today. Apologies if not
Tuesday: Go to Dagenham markets and pick up some .50p clothes to sell to my idiot followersJust had a sneak peek at BYG’s diary:
Sunday - Toby Carvery All You Can Eat
Monday - Carpark photoshoot
Tuesday - Buy bots
Wednesday - Film microwave meal and pretend I’ve cooked. Shaft customers on my flea market Instagram
Thursday - Jake’s ghost seance
Friday - Out with the gels/face-fuck the camera the whole night
Saturday - Call an ambulance for my come down
Dim LardassianAbsolutely shocking the size of that child’s dinner. She’s going to turn into another Dim Lardassian like her mum.
Is she trying to be like Hinch?BYG doesn’t work, Lacantchooseyourfamily doesn’t go to nursery must be a real nightmare keeping track of what’s going on each day
In fairness, we have all made mistakes in our younger years, ones we know we would prefer our kids not to and we try and teach them right from wrong…BUT then we have this ‘gel’ teaching her lovely little daughter that she can be anything she wants to be.. as long as it is filtered to fuck, entices the ‘boyz’ and gets you in the DMApparently its all about making memories, that lil la`fuckthisSHITImofftojointhecircus .... can look back on and be proud of her muvvvaaaa.... Im sure google will gladly show the lil one, when she's old enough .... her mummy in all her glory .... BIGGGG lozzzz, do shut up, you massive TWAT! ... as per usual you are talking out of that hideous ARSE .... WHAT FUCKING memories are these, that lil la`givemeabloodyforkandspoonsoIcaneatproperlyFFS ... can look back on and be proud .. as will her peers at school ... she really pisses me off with all her hypocritical, fake CRAP
Aww thank you. Bitch been buying bots xHere you go lovely
I’m baffled by that first photo. There’s just, I don’t quite know, so much chest? Like my eyes were tracking across the vast expanse of tit, expecting a front on nipple to appear soon, surely, anatomically, it should be there - but the tit just kept going. I hope this makes sense lolApparently its all about making memories, that lil la`fuckthisSHITImofftojointhecircus .... can look back on and be proud of her muvvvaaaa.... Im sure google will gladly show the lil one, when she's old enough .... her mummy in all her glory .... BIGGGG lozzzz, do shut up, you massive TWAT! ... as per usual you are talking out of that hideous ARSE .... WHAT FUCKING memories are these, that lil la`givemeabloodyforkandspoonsoIcaneatproperlyFFS ... can look back on and be proud .. as will her peers at school ... she really pisses me off with all her hypocritical, fake CRAP
How many fucking photos of herself has she saved on her phone?!The hooves shoved in these shoes
Why is she sharing this…. It must be years old …
God that hideous belly button made me sick upApparently its all about making memories, that lil la`fuckthisSHITImofftojointhecircus .... can look back on and be proud of her muvvvaaaa.... Im sure google will gladly show the lil one, when she's old enough .... her mummy in all her glory .... BIGGGG lozzzz, do shut up, you massive TWAT! ... as per usual you are talking out of that hideous ARSE .... WHAT FUCKING memories are these, that lil la`givemeabloodyforkandspoonsoIcaneatproperlyFFS ... can look back on and be proud .. as will her peers at school ... she really pisses me off with all her hypocritical, fake CRAP
And some new knock off fake designer Lewis Vuttons and Paarada stuffs cos I sold all.mine have sold. Need more. New fake ones now. Might do that Wednesday with my sunbed salon trip.Tuesday: Go to Dagenham markets and pick up some .50p clothes to sell to my idiot followers
Her bottom half is very pig like isn’t it.What in the holy size 4s is going on here?!
Dear Dairy
Laureen here, startin new life. New me, new life, new day, new nite, new house, sort of, new crocs.
I'm a stron independent women, makin me own way in life.
Husband and wife and muvva and farther to my bewful house wiv annex or wivout, but no shed. Oh yeah, and stron husband and farther to lil larose.
(glues in 36 photos of alien face pointy chin self)
Am bewful.
Not bein boasty but that's the hole troof. Am blessed wiv bewfulness.
And am award winnin baffa bewful too, not just any bewful.
(glues in copy of the laureen poster with 'bafta' coloured in orange highlighter, with stick on shiny stars)
More tomoro Dear Dairy.
Got to spend time bein best muvva in world to my gel, she's my hole world, my best friend, my mini me, am busy wiv lil gel 26/7 but thas what muvvas do.
Anyway finished bein wiv baby gel now, 3 minutes was enuf to take 7 videos of my bubba and my titties.
Back laters.
Love you.
Livin my best life.
New CrossDear Dairy
Laureen here, startin new life. New me, new life, new day, new nite, new house, sort of, new crocs.
I'm a stron independent women, makin me own way in life.
Husband and wife and muvva and farther to my bewful house wiv annex or wivout, but no shed. Oh yeah, and stron husband and farther to lil larose.
(glues in 36 photos of alien face pointy chin self)
Am bewful.
Not bein boasty but that's the hole troof. Am blessed wiv bewfulness.
And am award winnin baffa bewful too, not just any bewful.
(glues in copy of the laureen poster with 'bafta' coloured in orange highlighter, with stick on shiny stars)
More tomoro Dear Dairy.
Got to spend time bein best muvva in world to my gel, she's my hole world, my best friend, my mini me, am busy wiv lil gel 26/7 but thas what muvvas do.
Anyway finished bein wiv baby gel now, 3 minutes was enuf to take 7 videos of my bubba and my titties.
Back laters.
Love you.
Livin my best life.
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