Lauren Goodger #73 CGI face and a bizarre nose, someone please save bewildered Larose

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CrazyBaldhead

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Forgot to post this last night from an OF leaked forum. It looks like she's been including the baby in her OF. They've leaked this pic on there for all the pervs to see so looks like us Scrunchies were right all along with the pregnancy shots etc. Absolutely disgusting. 🤢
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Emmie81

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Urgh ! The latest post of her gloating about all the stuff she brought for babey gel . She spent so much on her cos that’s the most important fing’ . Totally tone death when the rest of the country is fearful about the cost of living, increase in energy prices ect.

I have had to check myself a few times lately and remind myself she’s totally fake. I work part time and all my kids stuff comes from vinted or toddler group swap shops. I don’t have the luxury of PT sessions because my child care is reserved for my work. Her workouts albeit fake made me feel really shitty last week because I’m not doing that and haven’t lost my baby weight yet. I really hate the influencer world and how shit and inadequate it makes women feel.
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DO NOT and I repeat do not let this cunt think her life is better than yours… she is literally (was gonna write it the way the gormless cunt says it but I couldn’t bring myself to do it) FAKE inside and out

now what I’m about to say might be someone’s lifestyle here but I’m not digging that lifestyle out, I’m shitting on the colosal cunt for pretending her life is better

this is Lauren’s life and I’ll prioritise it in order to her shallow way of thinking

1.) she rents a bungalow. Most of her towie female competition own their own home - outfight or even mortgaged - she’s not even credible in the banks eye to be worthy of a loan

2.) she leases a almost 5 year old Range Rover, it’s not a brand new car. Range rovers after 4 years tend to start to develop expensive faults

3.) she does not have a secure job - she sells herself, her soul and used fishy knickers

4.) she’s not had a secure boyfriend EVER. All her towie competition are married or in secure long term relationships

5.) she has not been to The Maldives, Mykonos of Santorini - her life is 3* golf club hotels in Canterbury

6.) she does not own a real Chanel

7.) she is a parent who’s single - she’s craving to be loved

8.) she doesn’t have AD deals with dyson airwrap or iconic make up. She is aliexpress gadget woman

9.) she doesn’t shop in F&M,M&S of Waitrose - bar essential branding. She shops in Asda, Lidls etc

10.) she doesn’t have any true friends

11.) she will struggle with the basic things when her kid starts school - like reading/writing and addition/subtraction.

now - like I’ve said, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with any supermarket - high end or budget but she is meant to an affluent influencer so Lidl's would be beneath her.
She is bragging about buying stuff in JD sports or H&M - “normal” folk can do that.

British Gas, Sky or BT wouldn’t give a shit who she is when those bills aren’t being paid. Shell or BP won’t give a monkeys when she can’t put £175 in her RR for a full tank. Churchill’s or Direct line will just cancel the insurance when the DD bounces like skippy.

we know reality, we understand it and we budget for it… I guarantee her struggles will be darker than most here because she’s intentionally living beyond her means and literally has no assets or back up plans. She’s not even rich in love.

You, we, all the scrunchies here are better in all ways than that fucknugget fake cunt
 
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Emlou80

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In the space Of two months, her baby died, she apparently got smashed up by 0.5 and suffered a broken eye socket and cheekbone (which had disappeared quicker than skanky price) and said she didnt even take 5 minutes away from LaDestitute to take a sweetcorn shit in peace because she was better than us awful working mums who dump our kids with qualified childcare experts. Despite all that Trauma, she is now dating and face fucking the life out of her Instagram, carrying around empty designer bags from north Weald market, branching out from just multiple faces to multiple personalities with fake fan accounts, allowing photos of her breastfeeding to turn up on porn sites, and palming LaNohope off on anyone who will have her so she can make Lamealticketnumber3 . What a CUNT ps I hope all you grief chasers who called us scrunchies everything from heartless to bitches to evil vile humans for telling the truth don’t feel too stupid for falling for her.
 
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CrazyBaldhead

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Latest! 🤣
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Come on. Who was it? Lol

Hardly any spiteful comments ffs. I'd happily call her out to her 50p manjawed face! Attention seeking again maybe? She cottoned on too soon which makes me think she made this one up too? Or it's a trap for the 'trolls' on here! Very poor attempt tbh. 👍
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Dont swipe up! said:
For someone who can afford Cartier why is this child so poorly dressed?!
Sorry she looks like a kid of the local bike with seven kids with different men
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Someone who can afford Cartier? Made my day this comment! 👍
 
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gashycrash

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MMA69 said:
she’s been seen with louis vuitton shopping bags??
what have i missed?
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MMA69 said:
she’s been seen with louis vuitton shopping bags??
what have i missed?
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look at the state of them old cranky bags PAHHHHH. How long they been sat on top of your wardrobe as decor? So glad you got the opportunity to use them again!! 😂 (reminds me of when everyone used to try and retain the Jane Norman plastic bag in year 7 & use it as a handbag for months)
 
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NinaStar90

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Dont swipe up! said:
This is all so textbook Jeremy Kyle shit it really really is
She is doing everything desperate/chavvy women do after a break up
Getting dressed up for when the ex picks the child up is actual jokes and I’m cringing so so hard for her
It’s all so cliché/textbook
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This reminds me when I broke up with a guy in my early 20s (I was young ok!) And after a night out, my female friend stayed with me, so we got her to put on an old hoodie of my exes, put her arm round me in the bed and put it on snapchat.
Probably had some stupid caption on it as well.
God I bet he was so jealous.
🤦‍♀️ The shame.

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then spending half the afternoon in the toilets standing like she has rickets to fake a thigh gap 😂
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Stop please 😅😅😅😅 I can't take it 😅😅😅😅😅
 
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Notredamn

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She’s only gone and fucking spoilt us today 😂
I’m choosing to block out the first few stories- far too embarrassing to handle- I’m just sad that there will be no more papped pics in the wild of her. She’s now a wee slip of a thing, so slender as to be almost invisible to the naked eye, let alone be caught on camera. It would show up as a mere wisp of a silhouette pushing Larose’s buggy.

She’ll be putting up a post soon, ‘for all those arksing about me been so skinny and showin concern ova me been so skinny, fank yew for ur messigis I just want to reashore yew all that yes I am very skinny now but I’m fine I’m a new mum on the move constantly, am trying to eat more I need feeding up if anyfink but I’m only a yung gel learnin’….can any1 recommend gud takeaways?’
 
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Platformcrocs

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Last thread was running over big time so time for a new one! A few highlights from the last thread, I'm sure I've missed plenty so fire in!
Shout out to @Heneghs for the title (had to replace a rude word, but I think "bizarre" sums it up nicely). You win a Cartier bracelet of your choice from the market. What do you mean, you don't want one?! They are well expensivv babes!

Previous thread: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-72-beanz-meanz-loz.33496/
 
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