Lauren goodger #6 Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

[NinaStar90]

wonder where/what she's eating for xmas dinner.. will she cook????

I still remember last year she had a young girl and boy over and she was wearing basically lingerie twerking in videos with them. And then of course she went to a and e with a comedown...

 

[Littlemissnaughty]

Tragic!

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TBF, even if they are at it like rabbits, you’d have to be shagging all day to work off all that sweet corn.

Watch out posh and becks #powercouple

More like powder couple.

 

[JakeM]

That ain’t normal

It makes me laugh when she says it’s natural. You can literally see the implants.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

Just want to leave this here

I'll see your attachments and raise you Salt n Pepper pots

 

[Chi4]

She’s not even pretending to be at home now. That’s not her house. She is infuriating. I hope she gets a massive fine. Had enough of people not following the rules.
Went to the supermarket today and there was a man ranting how it’s all a conspiracy by Bill gates and the Italian government.
Why are people so stupid just abide by the rules!!! It’s really not hard

My mum and dad have it at the moment and they have hardly been out as they have been shielding. All these bloody Z lists swanning about really makes my blood boil !

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

The eyebrows though - yuck. At least we only had dodgy hair and outfits to contend with -imagine how this generation will feel looking back at these photos.

I really don’t understand that eyebrow thing. Two big hairy caterpillars ‘displaying’ in mating season or something

 

[Katie8ee]

Hahahahhahahahaaa

Wonder what the story is here!

 

[Linda La Hughes]

He has deffo porked up since getting with princess fiona hasn’t he

I’m gonna start calling him shrek

 

[Traveler001]

She posted herself in her eyes a picture on Instagram today. So I’ve dug out the actual ones to remind us what she really looks like. I’m sure you can work out which two are hers View attachment 364539

Same outfit. Same day.

Do you think when she's at home alone she ever sees herself out the corner of her eye in a mirror and gets scared shitless until she realises that's actually her cos she's expecting to see the girl she sees on her insta pics.

 

[Urbanbunny]

Ah, but hun, you and I don't suffer from zelebrity anxiety. We don't have to worry about how many angled pics we can take of our arse before it can be posted on the gram or how many cherry tomatoes to put on the top of our gawjus pasta tea or how to filter chunky Chas so he doesn't look like a great big dollop. Their struggle is REEL bbz xxxx

aye it’s a hard life when your ‘gram is a big fake life and you have to get your fanny out on only fans to make a dolla so you can pay Backgrid to make you look pretty

 

[fluffyglitterbug]

Looking for a mobile nail technician, "when we allowed". I said it earlier in this thread, but why does she miss words out? It's so irritating. and by asking the question now, we all know she means she's looking for a mobile nail tech now.
She's beyond cringe....

Her inability to write basic English annoys me WAY more than it should.

'Can't wait go shops' - does her Instagram have a special word limit like Twitter used to!?!

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

I wonder if she spent ages facetuning her favourite selfie and just sent it to Backgrid to superimpose onto all of her photos

I wonder why big loz isnt in Dubai with the rest of the z listers?

they don’t have ‘Green Giant’ in Dubai..

 

[Katie8ee]

She looks like A character from the sims Jesus Christ does she think we are that thick that we don’t realise she’s using face app or whatever it’s called? At least mix it up a bit and use the different filters fucksake

*Looks up from building my latest Sims mega mansion*

She looks like when you make a SIM morbidly obese in create a SIM and it strokes it's wee thighs all chuffed with itself .

(All of this is true and yes I am genuinely reading tattle on my phone while picking out the perfect windows for my new SIMS house )

yes I am also a fully aged adult lol.

 

[CheshireTea]

Hmm - years ago I met a brother and sister on hols together. The brother decided to have his first gay exp while she was out. The boys had no lube so used the egg mayo from a sandwich. You can imagine the mess his sister found on her return...

*puts egg mayo butty down*

 

[Katie8ee]

A few things

1) I hate to admit that I know she's not having that roast in her own house because her plates are square , she doesn't have round plates.

2) Looks like she's wearing a jacket in that live and also she looks wrecked out her fucking head .

3) im about to message these screenshots fo Essex police /tweet them or whatever it takes .

 

[Noonoosanne]

Crikey it is two pies each

Can’t work out if that’s gravy or her fake tan range in a jug

 

[NinaStar90]

Looks like she's hired a car valeting company to come to her door to clean her car. Probably pure reeks of her stinking sweetcorn backside and vine ripened tomatoes

How can she see her drive from Corfu though...?

 

[lalalanded]

Considering she hired a company to clear out her wardrobes while she laid in bed filming them, there is 0 chance she cleans her flat on her own.

 

[Noonoosanne]

The salon is a joke

 

[liar liar]

I love the thread title - well done Sunnydaze