Lauren goodger #6 Corn, Tomato, Pudding and Pie, kissed the Boy and made him Bi

[Katie8ee]

I've reported her (again). I REALLY hope she doesn't get away with it this time.

Same , I mean I live in a very very low risk area but everyone here is keeping to the rules. Essex is a hotspot and people are dying down there it is no joke. Especially as one of her friends who's house she was in last week has symptoms.

If she wants to swan about getting her fanny out and kissing a gay guy while photoshopping five stone off her body and gorging on junk food and booze CRACK ON.

But this shit, breaking the rules and being so conceited to then do an Instagram live while doing it well it's just this year's version of coke anxiety call an ambulance.

When her selfish behaviour affects other peoples lives it's not funny anymore.

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Guys, I am riddled with anxiety today (and no, not a massive comedown after a night on the Charlie). The world is imploding, I'm fucking terrified but this thread gives me LOVE. God bless you big Loz, you're pure car-crash entertainment you thick podgy cunt. xx

 

[Jolie1988]

Big Loz is like that embarrassing Facebook pal, who can never get a bloke, then they finally get one and all the do is post cringy loved up shite, fair enough if you are 16 but she's not a young person. Same with that Charlotte chuffin Dawson. First snow as an engaged woman they all need to get in the bin

 

[Emmie81]

I see this photo and just think of Joey in friends - THEY ARE NOT THR SAME

did she fill in one brow and suddenly think “Corn... I need sweet corn” and then rush out

 

[lalalanded]

If people are wanting to report her they could try messaging the crime commissioner for Essex through messenger and attaching photos. Don’t bother wasting time posting on her instagram....much better she finally gets a chap at the door rather than continually deleting stories/posts. Essex police themselves probably have social media as well for posting as that way other people will see it and may be forced to act.

I just read that the Brentwood area has the most Covid cases in the country and with fuckwits like the TOWIE lot I am in no way surprised. Lydia Bright's been at it as well. Said she was putting her phone away over Christmas to be 'more present' ie break the Tier 4 rules but her thick as shit mother has put it all over Instagram. I would love to report her to the police.

 

[Urbanbunny]

That and her pronunciation of words such as 'obviously' - 'offersly'; 'relationship' - 'relayship'. Is it a combination of baboon arse lips and turkey teef that render her unable to speak? KP is another victim.

I think...and don’t quote me on this...it’s because she’s a moron

 

[Intoxicating]

Whenever I see “her” now it always reminds me of Ting Tong from Little Britain

 

[CheshireTea]

wonder where/what she's eating for xmas dinner.. will she cook????

Lazy Lozza’s Xmas menu

Sweetcorn al a creme soup to start

Beef tomato stuffed Turkey crown with a cherry tomato jus

5 lines of coke and a voddy chaser for pudding followed by a Maccie D’s order big enough to feed a small village in the evening when the munchies hit

 

[Crapbagchrissie]

Just popping this here.....



Essex covid breach

You know what I have reported her. She makes my blood boil with these violations. I have to work today, missed my kids opening presents and she can go fuck herself

That video was hilarious, someone didn't move their elbow quick enough, unless of course charles has three arms

 

[Emmie81]

You don’t lose weight with “taking it up the shitter”sex - you are being pounded not doing the pounding .. zero calorie burn

 

[Sunnydaze101]

She posted herself in her eyes a picture on Instagram today. So I’ve dug out the actual ones to remind us what she really looks like. I’m sure you can work out which two are hers

Same outfit. Same day.

 

[Holograms]

This person needs to be directed to tattle to spill the

 

[Katie8ee]

Hahaha check out big Chaz with his amazing comebacks what an embarrassment.

 

[I’m_4ever_blowing_bubbles]

Uncanny..

 

[Noonoosanne]

She’s deleted the stories at the other persons house...

To late anyway

 

[Sunnydaze101]

If by her definition (as she keeps repeating it) you lose weight by having lots of sex. It doesn’t look like either of them have been having any. Maybe he is. But probably with someone else.

 

[Katie8ee]

Can I just say as I contemplate a glass of afternoon prosecco as it snows heavily outside i can confirm my 2020 has been made by the fact that my nickname of Big Loz has now caught on

Just don't forget Wee Chazbo lads

 

[Mikesqueen]

So the DM refers to her as a sex worker:
"Away from her sex work, Lauren and Charles' romance has been heating up after they moved in together within weeks of starting their relationship and appear to be very loved up with one another." Classy!

 

[WhyDoBirdsSuddenlyAppear]

I love Lozza’s new tree

 

[liar liar]

Best title ever on tattle, admittedly I haven't been around long but hurrah anyhow!
In other news Lauren can't go out, lauren can't go out, lauren can't go out!!! Sing it with me, lauren can't go out!

Lauren can't go out...
Cos then the law she'd flout
She'll sit and fart while Charles plays with his part.
He'll feed her corn while they film porn.
Lauren can't go out!