Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

[Crowbag]

My friends daughter gets married this year, will be getting my hair and make up done and I will just ask for a soft pretty look like Lauren Goodger and a side ponytail to complete the look

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I'm getting married this year and I think I'm going to do the same.

 

[TrollLolLol]

View attachment 1034107BYG thinks the filters she uses don’t do her justice

So why use them then ?

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she really is delusional.

SOFT LOOKING ?!
PRETTY ?!
Seriously, she’s gotta be smoking crack at this point! She’s mental

 

[Pom Bear]

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she really is delusional.

I couldn't resist making this looool xx

 

[Jaceydooley]

She’s awfully quiet today. Them petroleum station trips must really take it out of her . Or she could be reconciling with Charles telling him how bewful she will be after this baby cos she is getting so much surgery and she is gonna have the best body ever. Better than amy every time they split she puts a story out that she is getting her boobs done. I think he must have called her out for them being tit a few times and now that she has seen what he can get she needs a complete overhaul to keep him

Are they not together? Whose Amy?! Sorry I missed this!

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh I love you Pom

Thank you xx.

Please Pom I need to see the cork lips or Emmies appropriate alternative

Here you are xx.

bleeping pmsl with her recent Q&A howlers! What a comedian. I’m starting to think she’s a Keith Lemon-type character. A parody of her former self.

I don’t want to push my luck, but if our Pom was taking requests then I would have to suggest a magazine cover ‘introducing Lauren Goodger‘s latest baby…meet YES!’ possibly with Lauren’s head atop a mr softy ice cream or a soft blanket for a body, as she is so soft! Soft in the head more like!

I look forward to making that tomorrow evening for you xx.

 

[LaSoiDisantDame]

Loisgriff - it was Celebrity (cough) Big Brother 14, UK version.

What was this video? I can’t watch it in my country but want to search it if I may

 

[Pom Bear]

I had to make it in the end, I couldn't wait lol xx.

 

[roseturntupnose]

Maybe she meant a bit soft in the head?

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Soft and Pretty

 

[maggisojuicy]

My friends daughter gets married this year, will be getting my hair and make up done and I will just ask for a soft pretty look like Lauren Goodger and a side ponytail to complete the look

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Don't forget the visible extension joins on your all natrul hair

 

[Emmie81]

She’s about as soft as a crusty ol heel…

one of her own crusty trotters

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

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Thought her Mother was moving in/helping her…. Sounds like the Mother has had a change of heart

More like Lozza realised she'd have to be looking after two babies and her "mother" so Mother got sent away

Ch’arge has dropped his OF to 50% off
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He must be struggling against the competition from Mr Price, Cole Woods LOL

 

[Dont swipe up!]

She’s about as soft as a crusty ol heel…

one of her own crusty trotters

Why does she look like lord farquard from shrek?
Come to think of it she also resembles Fiona too

 

[Cleopops]

Thank you xx.



Here you are xx.


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I look forward to making that tomorrow evening for you xx.

Ah Pom just stunning!!!even more bewful than I imagined,just brilliant have to say though baby gel as babybel is utter genius,definitely some of your finest work!!!

 

[Hootero]

Pom - the babybel for babygel has finished me on this dreary Thursday morning!!! Thank you for the roaring laughter you provide to me, and to us all. xx

 

[lipsyloo__]

Bewful gal

 

[Clickbait]

I'm getting married this year and I think I'm going to do the same.

Very excited at the idea of a Scrunchie wedding. I hope the side pony will have a Bewful blue scrunchie. Will you be using Loz’s discount code to get yourself a polyester wedding dress from Shein too? It’s what she’d want. Make sure you get it 4 sizes too small so you can’t zip it up - it’s the look these days

 

[Dont swipe up!]

Bewful gal

I can’t stress enough how here I am for all this!!

 

[Cbawts90]

Is it the norm to let your baby watch TV? Mine didn't pay attention to it all really until they were 12-14 months. But then I never played them kids shows.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Bewful gal

Talk about milking it for headlines. goodger knows by responding with this it’ll end up in the paper. And that’s exactly what she wants and needs. If she wanted magazines to stop reporting on it, she would go mute.