Lauren wishes she lost 3.5 stone like the GC
I reckon one of Laurenās bum cheeks weighs 3.5 stone
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I reckon one of Laurenās bum cheeks weighs 3.5 stone
Who babysits while you rate dicks.
Sheās asking her self badly spelt questions probably
Didnāt they leave Labored with her dad 5 mins after she was born to go for a 20 course breakfast ? Iām sure they did.
She is full of tit.
No wonder LaPlop always looks miserable with that munter filming her and facefucking the camera simultaneously 24/7
Shd is so tit at asking herself questions
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This one question interested me. I noticed a couple of days ago that celebrity hairstylist a few of them use (IamJamesJohnson) had deleted her pictures off his Instagram i think one really old one is left. And heās not following her anymore either. He does his own hair extensions. So sheās either fucked him off in the last couple of weeks and heās no longer working with her or sheās working with him?? But why would he unfollow her and delete her pictures. He does KPs and whole lot of other celebs stuff. Wouldnāt be surprised if sheās stolen his idea and now going to try and sell extensions like every other idiot on the planet.
Yes they did!!! Thatās right.
So she's doing something exciting soon?
Rating vaginas as well as dicks?
Leaving the house more than once a week?
Posting a pic without a filter?
Rating vaginas as well as dicks?
Leaving the house more than once a week?
Posting a pic without a filter?
All written by her!
I canāt find that daily fail article on her
Lauren Goodger puts her VERY ample assets on display in green corset
The former TOWIE star, 35, cut a sizzling figure in a plunging green lace corset, which showcased her already surgically-enhanced assets.
Slow news day, about 4 articles about various zelebs OF accounts
The comments are pretty funny though such as āLaurens dirty hamburgerā - feel like that needs to feature in the next thread title
Someone, repeat all the beggy posts BYG has on Instagram.
Don't forget to put SEND HELP at the beginning of your question: SEND HELP Anyone know any windscreen repair companies? SEND HELP Do you know anyone who can clean my sofa?
Hopefully the thick mouth-breathing, sink-wanking dullard gets spammed to death.
Well, in Lozzeraptor's world I think she thinks she got something out of it!
> Copied Charlie to let him know she's watching
> Pretended to get a 'you're fit' msg and replied so are you : trying to make Ch'arg jealous as she has the mental capacity of a snail
> Excuse to share a ridiculously filtered picture that looks nothing like her, but in her head, makes her look good
> Make out that she has 'fans' & they think she's a good mum
> Reason to share for the 10000th time that her hair is all her own (as if it matters when the rest of her is plastic-not-fantastic, she ain't no all natural bewful yun gel)
> Gets to share that she's 'got something exciting coming' ... if it's anything as exciting as her 50subscriber YouTube channel, I bet Ronseal Amy is quaking in her boots
(the emoji theme is lost at this point, sorry)
> Copied Charlie to let him know she's watching
> Pretended to get a 'you're fit' msg and replied so are you : trying to make Ch'arg jealous as she has the mental capacity of a snail
> Excuse to share a ridiculously filtered picture that looks nothing like her, but in her head, makes her look good
> Make out that she has 'fans' & they think she's a good mum
> Reason to share for the 10000th time that her hair is all her own (as if it matters when the rest of her is plastic-not-fantastic, she ain't no all natural bewful yun gel)
> Gets to share that she's 'got something exciting coming' ... if it's anything as exciting as her 50subscriber YouTube channel, I bet Ronseal Amy is quaking in her boots
(the emoji theme is lost at this point, sorry)Think it's a typo. I'm pretty sure it's meant to be YOU'RE FAT!
So whatās she promised to date now
- you tube videos
- hair extensions
- Laulie designer clothes
- L&C for sale items āheaps of home stuff coming this weekā
- going to dubia
- loaded heaps more content on OF but the content loaded numbers hasnāt changed yet. Unless sheās posting pay per views. Donāt know if that changes the stats.
Lying dimwit.
- you tube videos
- hair extensions
- Laulie designer clothes
- L&C for sale items āheaps of home stuff coming this weekā
- going to dubia
- loaded heaps more content on OF but the content loaded numbers hasnāt changed yet. Unless sheās posting pay per views. Donāt know if that changes the stats.
Lying dimwit.
PPV on private messages donāt show on stats but if she posts a PPV on the main feed itāll show as a post. I donāt believe she has any active subscribers for a few months, no sane person would stay subbed at $50 a month with no new posts.
I know what it is....
KP, LG and Katona Only Fans special
All 3 bewful gels for Ā£2.99 one night only!
KP, LG and Katona Only Fans special
All 3 bewful gels for Ā£2.99 one night only!
God she is so transparent it's painful. She is stuck in teenager validation tactics mode at the age of 30-whatever she is.
Why is she even hinting at having her own extension line or collab when she's at pains to deny she has extensions? Where is the link, then? who is going to be looking into buying clips ins, and deciding that Big Lauren Goodger is the natural choice to go with? Based on WHAT?
Why is she even hinting at having her own extension line or collab when she's at pains to deny she has extensions? Where is the link, then? who is going to be looking into buying clips ins, and deciding that Big Lauren Goodger is the natural choice to go with? Based on WHAT?
Thanks. So basically like last time she said sheās loading a whole lot of pictures up she didnāt. And now sheās said it again. Isnāt that just fraud. She has zero morals. Canāt stand her. Sheās so horrible and nasty and mean. What a bad apple she is.
And a lot of it judging be the size of her.
Why does she do it to herself?
Letās have a side by side pic of you in that awfull life insurance add and your pregnancy reveal shall we
The real you
No filters
Dream on baby gurl dream on!!
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