Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

[Intoxicating]

Ch’arg is desperate again

 

[savethelastdance]

Is she serious on her latest video?! She’s trying to get a 6 month old away from Cocomelon and limit the amount of time she has in front of it but it’s hard cos she likes to see Larose happy and smiling….. SHES 6 MONTHS OLD!!! Just don’t put the tv on. Interact with her yourself. Take her out. Show her animals/colours/people in REAL LIFE!!! That baby is absolutely dead behind the eyes. Think it says a lot that she’ll smile and laugh at the tv but not you Loz!

 

[Crowbag]

Her mate who she was at Toby Carvery with posted this….
Wonder if that’s why we didn’t get out eagerly anticipated vlog

Car crash my arse.
The bloody tyres burst with the extra potato weight in lozza's gut.

(anyone who takes selfies in a&e is a fucking twat)

 

[Ratgrrl]

Such a bewful yung gel wiff her bewful bottom teef

 

[Pom Bear]

@Pom Bear on fire today

LOVE IT

Thank you both xx.

Back later

 

[Bubblepink]

Please no Lozza, we are all ready traumatised looking at your face, we really dont need to see you giving birth View attachment 1038978

I was looking for a new comedy program to give me a laugh after a long day at work.
Looks like Lozzas YT channel might be just what I’m looking for. Could be comedy gold

Filming her “everyday life” so let’s think what highlights we could be treated to, here’s her upcoming video titles :

*Soft and pretty yung gel makeup routine.

*How to turn on the tv for your baby gel.

*How to fill up your car with petrol.

*How to walk in a pub car park.

*How to avoid wind machines when out and about.

*How to make sweetcorn surprise.

*How to clean a sink.

 

[Badirene]

I only did a quick search of ‘knickers’ in her threads and none seemed to suggest there was a photo from the results that came up. I don’t doubt she’s capable of it though! Anything for a quick buck!

Exclusive photo of the "lucky" buyer of BYG, ahem, smalls.

 

[miss n thropy]

Hi folks. Only just joined up after reading about you in the Daily Fail. Thought they had a cheek actually as the commenters on here are so much kinder than those on that site. Please don’t judge me for reading that rag, I don’t like to hate anything without being fully informed and so pop on there occasionally to confirm it is just as hateful as ever. Anyhow, I digress. The constant begging for services is so annoying, don’t any of these people have google! (Other search engines are available) However, it pales into insignificance against the constant plugs for tat that people don’t need, slimming aids which don‘t work, or my personal bugbear, dodgy investors! Some of the people who follow these zelebs are very vulnerable. I once messaged Laureen as she was plugging “my gel” who was making a fortune on forex. I politely asked if this person was registered with the FCA. She then made some comment that I should be kind. When I replied, extremely politely, that I thought it was kind to alert people to potential scams, (which have in some cases cost people who can ill afford it, thousands) she removed my comment and blocked me! People have always bought nonsense due to advertising by celebs, before social media it was television adverts, but this practice of promoting con artists for a few grand is just immoral. Phew, glad I got that off my chest.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

So soft and so pretty. And I’m pretty sure 2% of UK population agrees with her and that’s including herself.

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

Yes to PP - Larose should not just be plonked in front of the telly while BYG is on her phone seething over Amy's posts and photoshopping her face into oblivion.
Loz - Larose is not addicted you moron, you are. You are addicted to social media and Christ knows what else and these are taking priority over looking after your child. She has learnt to sit quietly in front of the telly (that you have put her in front of, and you have switched on). If you were to sit with her on your lap and hold a book, and turn the pages - she would learn to do that.
I've used the telly as a temp babysitter but it never took precedence over me and my husband interacting and talking to our kids.
Loz, you are a feckless (soft, pretty, BAFTA winning) piece of shit.

 

[ishaggedhughjackman]

Thread title suggestion,:

Laureen Goodger #53 - Bisto face but so soft and pretty, poor Labored deserves our pity

 

[Pom Bear]

@Anna666 One of your pics so far, xx.

 

[Hootero]

Laureen.... or the Cowardly Lion?

PS: Thank you for all the love the past few days, really touched by it. Won’t derail the thread with a personal situation, but things are looking brighter, thank god (weirdly spellcheck changed that to ‘thank hog’ - quite apt on the LG thread!) xx

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Lauren, what the fuck have you put that child in? Revolting, tacky, flammable shite!

 

[lipsyloo__]

Someones skint View attachment 1030271

Your a mum and your pregnant, how embarrassing can you get!

 

[Clickbait]

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title - a long time lurker turned title winner

As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options.

Quick recap:

After some speculation, particularly after being spotted not being able to do her clothes up, Big Loz announced her second pregnancy! Dates remain sketchy but it seems there may be another Jultember birth.

Sadly the big magazine announcement and gender reveal was spoiled by the news Chaz shagged another younger, thinner, more fake-tanned model whilst they were on a break. It’s been hinted at that she may have also got pregnant but nothing confirmed.

She’s been treating us to a few more pap walks - garage forecourts and pub car parks - wearing massive padded jackets and cheap sweatshop produced trackie bottoms.

It appears she’s started filtering and possibly Facetuning photos of Larose which is deeply disturbing if true.

Last thread can be found here:

Lauren Goodger #51 Here comes Laureen, the petrol court Queen!

Thanks to @FlirtyThirty for thread title!!! Prev thread: https://tattle.life/threads/lauren-goodger-50-freelarose.25897/ As you were Scrunchies! Roundup: * Lozza and Ch’arg/Benny Hill have split (allegedly) *Our BYG still hasn’t taken LaBored out in the fresh air but reads here as she gets...

tattle.life

 

[Blowup80]

Her Ora is so powerful it can move Big Ben.

Powerful.Soft.Natural.

 

[Pom Bear]

As promised the pic for @Hootero xx

 

[Supergirl2022]

Lurker here but had to comment today. That poor baby is the most emotionally void child I've ever seen. Even when Lauren was baby-talking to her this morning there was no response. She wasn't smiling, cooing, making eye contact or anything. Something about this child makes me incredibly sad and I can't put my finger on what the issue is.

 

[maggisojuicy]

Ahhhh yes that classic combination of cottage pie, coleslaw, salad and ...a kiev??