Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

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He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts
Maybe I'm a prude, but I'd never accept my BF and especially not the father of my child do xxx work on the side, doesn't matter if it's 'just' online. It feels immoral and like borderline cheating, and knowing that my daughter would grow up with her father's private parts for sale and forever available on platforms like this would absolutely end it for me. He seems harmless enough most of the time, but the fact that he'd rather sell his knob than go and get a job to support the family he chose to have repulses me more than his dirty sink ever could. Same goes for her of course.
 
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He's using an iPhone 12 case for his iPhone X... case closed.

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So many questions:

Why so many ovens?

What are they used for (lack of evidence from the BYG suggests not for cooking)?

Does she not have a tumble dryer/airer/clothes horse/radiator/ outside rotisserie, whirly thing, if so why drying washing on the oven rails?

What is Oddbod showing LaRocheposay on his phone?

What is making her look completely puzzled and him so amused ("That's ya muther pet, before she got a phone with filters on" maybe)?

Is no-one gifting her any baby clothes anymore as she's never out of babygros?

Edited to add - WTF is she posting now, clicking "why" doesn't let me see:

 
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Maybe there's a video attached to that (I don't like watching animal cruelty videos, so I'll pass) but Lauren, maybe you should consider your OWN treatment of animals. Instead of trying to make yourself look worthy, posting about others'.
There is a video.

who is she has she an account?
ALERT THE GRAMMAR POLICE!!

What is Lozza planning? give her hell on the gram???
 
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He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts
Never heard mention of a 'floppy' cock in any attempt at sounding sexy before oooh come and get a load of this flaccid limp dick....PMSL
 
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He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts
I’ve never seen a screenshot of his OF account before. Until now I thought their accounts were just tame posed pictures of them in underwear etc. I am absolutely gobsmacked to now find that he is actually providing proper porn. Presumably she is doing the same Given that she doesn’t seem to have an issue with it?! They are someone’s parents now and they are z listers who still get talked about (albeit as a joke now mainly)… how can they think that this won’t have a negative impact for that poor little girl?!
 
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I wonder if he justifies it in his mind because it seems to be always 'floppy' I remember in his video posted a few threads ago, it was just being waggled around pathetically. Maybe the extent of his content is him standing there doing the helicopter dick
 
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Superb!
 
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Shame we're not due a new thread soon or I'd suggest: sexting game's a flop just like his dick, tuck it back in, ya silly prick
 
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He pushed out a begging message to expired OF subscribers last week offering discounts
More coming? Hope you get to the sink in time charlieboy.

I bet his bollocks are really impressed with his gang signing.

(it's like a scene from the inbetweeners)
 
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You obviously haven't seen katona's 'liberating' OF, you lucky person. I had the misfortune to accidentally stumble on some photos, and they're definitely porn, no holes barred so to speak.

So loz is encouraging violence to this woman?
Most unwise lauren.

Also incredibly hypocritical.

But openly calling for 'punishment'? Very dangerous ground indeed.
 
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Honestly, they're all at it. I'm still traumatised by Kieran Hayler's gormless cum face (think someone posted a cropped picture of his face on Secret Celeb Gossip).
 
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This baby needs stimulated all the pics she shares she looks miserable.

Where's the boyf?

Can someone #gift her a dictionary
 
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