Lauren Goodger #45 he new teef, me not well, got hair in knot, but love baby gel

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Crikey.
That's like an identikit put together by a drunk.

I'll have brucie's chin, the honey monster's neck, suckerfish lips, a gorilla's hand, one eye from row 3 and the other from the next page, one James bond eyebrow, chipmunk cheeks and an overall air of les dawson, thank you hofficer you're my besh fren, besh fren you are (collapses in a heap of alcohol fumes and stale wee).
 
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Ah I actually felt a bit sorry for that baby in the latest story, only the telly for entertainment. All propped up. She deserves more than that.
 
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Right I've been away for ages, well not off Tattle but from BYG. I have a scroll now and again.
So she is now a agony aunt to young mothers. How lovely. There will be babies cooking under duvets up and down the UK as we speak.
Has he ball gone?
 
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Its obvious she's writing her own questions, I know not everyone has perfect grammar but not everyone is bad like she is! All the people who supposedly ask the questions their grammar is shocking.

Can I just say that little turban thing on Larose is actually so freaking cute.
I agree she looks so adorable .
 
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This makes me so sad. Is it just me or does the poor baby look really ill?
I hope that's just a stupid filter she's put on the baby, because her colour doesn't look very healthy bless her. It's sad to see the photos of her where her eyes are scrunched shut cos of camera flash as well. She's a lovely little thing.
 
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Right I've been away for ages, well not off Tattle but from BYG. I have a scroll now and again.
So she is now a agony aunt to young mothers. How lovely. There will be babies cooking under duvets up and down the UK as we speak.
Has he ball gone?
Welcome back Blowie! @Katie8ee made an appearance not so long ago as the season is winding down at work for her I think. Scrunchie sleuthing is suggesting their joint love of a shit inspirational (or should that be insparashunal) quote for the ‘gram and the reusing an old pic show they’re not together.

I’m thinking it’s just attention seeking behaviour.

Hope you’re well x
 
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I have to say- I despise baby dressing gowns. Shoving their little arms into heavy towelling and especially with a hood- laying down would be so uncomfy and probably a suffocation hazard with its wrap over look. Hate them hate them hate them!
 
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" dirt that comes off and the stains from clothes'

Is she saying her clothes are so filthy that they stained her precious sofa? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 
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Had a scroll through some of the older threads today and came across this comment. Only Lauren would come out with such a daft reply…

 
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I am very well thanks Clickie. Hope you are too
 
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" dirt that comes off and the stains from clothes'

Is she saying her clothes are so filthy that they stained her precious sofa? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Maybe it was the thong she wore sitting on the sofa (though someone's made that joke already today).

Lisa Appleton vibes with this .gif:
https://giphy.com/l2Jefa2H2rBpGfGDu
Those baby turbans make me think of this
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But with less class.
Haha, I love that. At least LaRose is cute. Cute can cancel out most fashion mistakes.

I can see on Lauren's Instagram today that some other deluded soul has #gifted her something.
 
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La Miserable!
 
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Go for it lauren, tell us all about your faith.

Grabs the popcorn.
Passes the rum.
 
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‘You me suprised of the dirt’....I used to be an interpreter but I still have to take a minute with some of the things Big Loz comes out with
 
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