I’ve never seen a white cocktail stick?
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It’s just the colour is a bit bleached in the photo. It’s 100% a cocktail stick. There’s a pile of them by the Pringles tube.
The filter comes off her face in one of them vids on her stories 
she looks haggard!!
she looks haggard!!
No posts for ages from that dried up old handbag who called herself 'lady' something or other. They used to be all over each other. Another 'friend' bit the dust.My description of her birthday;
- had to organise her own ‘surprise’ party
- had to pay for said party
- man-child boyfriend can’t even be arsed to talk to her at party (too busy with football) let alone post a gushing tribute on IG to his
- spends best part of day re-posting birthday messages (multiple posts from same people as well as car valeting place to make it seem like she’s more popular than she is)
- hasn’t had any public acknowledgement or messages from anyone even close to famous/relevant even though she’s ‘been in industry for years’
- spends her party face bleeping her phone whilst her ‘friends’ are ignoring her (until she forces them to perform for the 100th time)
- friends seem to be bored and hungry as they daren’t reach in for the last party ring
- all her photo memories will look nothing like her
Gosh I hope I get an invite next year
*Eyeroll times infinity* 
And don't get me started on the female desperados crowding round her, twerking
And don't get me started on the female desperados crowding round her, twerking
One of her mates, Vicky has posted stories of them singing happy birthday and there’s no filter on it, you can’t see her close up but you can see she looks very different to the stories she is posting with all the filters on, stupid thing is, she really doesn’t look that bad, I can’t stand her but I do think it’s really sad she can’t post pics or videos without filtering the living daylights out of them :/ her kid isn’t going to recognise her mum from photos as she looks like a totally different person!
It was a tragic "party" all in all LOLHow a face can change so much at one party.
Also, who the duck does this in a camera at your family's house
I wonder what happenned to all her Celeb mates she obviously invited along??
In our house we call this the “MySpace” pose. It’s guaranteed to make anyone look slimmer.
...I thought this one was Mrs Ferdinand for a minute...genuinely smiling...Line of sniff? I spotted it straight away
Here’s the theme tune to BYGs sad little party
Dontcha luv LUV the names of these crap filters too? "Just baby" FFS
Must have got someone from the Space Station passing overhead to take that one!
I went and had a nosey …
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It was the Martians, which explains the shape of her face
It was the Mr Kipling cakes that got me, I mean nothing says upmarket and classy more than a pack of Mr Kipling Angel slices
Those big blingy hats are just ridiculous, Jess Wright had one for her hen do too.
...no way...
...exceedingly BYG...It was the Mr Kipling cakes that got me, I mean nothing says upmarket and classy more than a pack of Mr Kipling Angel slices
OMFG, she is genuinely showing birthday wishes from a valet company and some place she begged garden furniture from 
I wonder if she’ll show off her Christmas cards from Desi Indian and that Sheesh knock-off that they fill their faces from. Tragic.
I wonder if she’ll show off her Christmas cards from Desi Indian and that Sheesh knock-off that they fill their faces from. Tragic.Wot???? No French Fondant Fancies? Or did Lozza stuff them all in her cakehole whilst pretending to get something out of the cupboard under the sink........................................... something like the plunger perhaps????It was the Mr Kipling cakes that got me, I mean nothing says upmarket and classy more than a pack of Mr Kipling Angel slices
and a card from a certain waiter at Sheesh.......................................OMFG, she is genuinely showing birthday wishes from a valet company and some place she begged garden furniture from
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