Lauren Goodger #43 La'Rosylee-cuppatea, loz'll make you obese by the time you're three

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Congrats to @Crowbag on the new thread title. Very fitting we hit a new thread on her birthday.

BYG has been smothering poor baby Larose in mountains of oil; predictably she complained in a Closer article that she's been trolled about her new mum Bod, then said in her stories she doesn't know what the press are talking about as everyone has been so nice and everyone that knows her knows she's the fabulous tanned Bewful Yun Gel she thinks she is.

The paps caught her on a walk, she then posted a pic of her at a party 10 days later where she has magically lost every last inch.

Not much else has happened, she went to a footie match dressed in all white ready for an Ibiza party, and has shared a load of pics of little LaBumba across a variety of dates so she keeps changing size, much like her mother.

As you were Scrunchella's!
 

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I just counted 10 stories of her 'dancing' and pouting at the camera wearing that ridiculous hat with her initials on. Narcissist much??

1 or 2, well it's her birthday, you look stupid but people will let you off ... 10, and you just look like a total teenage twit who is obsessed with herself, her phone, and the opinions of strangers.

Also what's with this thing of sharing all the birthday messages on her story, surely nobody cares but her? It's like the modern day version of showing everybody all your birthday cards - which you would never do.

Giggling at her even sharing one from the valet company that clean her car 😂
 

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How a face can change so much at one party.
Also, who the duck does this in a camera at your family's house 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Looks like shes shooting some dodgy old dear chubby porn!! 🤷‍♀️ 🤦‍♀️:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: ... nice way for them to behave around children, all dancing like 2 bit whores :rolleyes:
 
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How a face can change so much at one party.
Also, who the duck does this in a camera at your family's house 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My first thought when I saw the photos was she had a giant scrunchie wrapped round her neck!
Also, when I'm surprised by friends and family round my house I always have a party outfit just like that at the ready:ROFLMAO:
 
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The blonde one must only have half a filter on - one weird blue eye, one brown eye... idiots
Maybe she’s a cyborg from the future come to rid the world of BYG 😆

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Congrats to @Crowbag for a cracking title 👏 and thanks to @xyzcba for the round up, great job 👌

I think that BYG has decided some shoulder ruffles and the sequinned hat will detract from her mum tum. Newsflash Loz, it doesn’t. Even the filter is rebelling.
 
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So she’s made use of the tit Hat that was just an ornament in her old flat & she had that made when Billie F 1st showcased hers for her hen wkend away. Also why didn’t Chaz go all out for her birthday 🎂 her 1st birthday being an Unfit mother 🧐
 
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What the duck is she wearing? She looks like a Cheryl tribute act gone wrong 🤣

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So she’s made use of the tit Hat that was just an ornament in her old flat & she had that made when Billie F 1st showcased hers for her hen wkend away. Also why didn’t Chaz go all out for her birthday 🎂 her 1st birthday being an Unfit mother 🧐
Also, don't forget according to her agent her first birthday as a MILF :sick: Who seriously sends birthday greetings like that - yeuch!
 
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My description of her birthday;
- had to organise her own ‘surprise’ party
- had to pay for said party
- man-child boyfriend can’t even be arsed to talk to her at party (too busy with football) let alone post a gushing tribute on IG to his 🌍
- spends best part of day re-posting birthday messages (multiple posts from same people as well as car valeting place to make it seem like she’s more popular than she is)
- hasn’t had any public acknowledgement or messages from anyone even close to famous/relevant even though she’s ‘been in industry for years’
- spends her party face bleeping her phone whilst her ‘friends’ are ignoring her (until she forces them to perform for the 100th time)
- friends seem to be bored and hungry as they daren’t reach in for the last party ring
- all her photo memories will look nothing like her

Gosh I hope I get an invite next year 🤣
 
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What the hell, lifting the phone high above her head to avoid the triple chins & can she only look at herself with that pathetic face changing filter on? Seriously deranged woman!
 
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Also, don't forget according to her agent her first birthday as a MILF :sick: Who seriously sends birthday greetings like that - yeuch!
i’m hoping his interpretation of MILF stands for
Mature
Illiterate
Lying
Filth
or
Mum
Irresponsible
Lardy
Fat
 
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Well spotted, can clearly see the lines ... this needs to be forwarded to SS ... there are quite a few children present ... bleeping disgusting behaviour!! :mad::mad:
Its cocktail sticks😂

I may of accidentally reported someones post with my fat fingers, sorry 🙄
 
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