Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

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Do you think that details of the birth will be on show outside Kensington Palace as it is so important?
Printed notification put in a plastic ring binder pocket and taped to a lamppost in her favourite car park?

ETA: 19th July was the date she gave early on as her due date. Obviously she has subsequently given many more. All we know for certain is it will be in Jultember. I can’t understand why she was leaking milk so early if she’s still not due for almost 2 more weeks still.
 
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I can’t see this on Twitter ?
 
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Sad desperate loser seeking attention

I can’t see this on Twitter ?



Good spot!!
 
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Lauren calls it crostrum and I have no reason to disbelieve this expert in all things pregacy!
 
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Basically this is Lozza having a dig at Mark & Michelle - look at me I’ve moved on and living my happily ever after with a baby before you.

She’ll then drag it out at how hurt and heartbroken she is that they declined (didn’t reply more likely).
She’s extremely predictable and has the demented bunny boiler act perfected.
 
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We all knew that one kid being hauled out of assemblies over the shoulder of the school caretaker.

Laulies destiny is this.

Not due to any genuine neurological issue, but a parental neglect resulting in problematic behaviours
 
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What face is this ?
She recommends it for women to have some “me time”…because she is so active and relentlessly on the go that she needs to find time to sit on her fat ass and do nothing for another 30 mins of the day

Eh????????????????????????????????????????? More illiterate nonsense
What does this mean?!?!?!?! What is “front on round”
 
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“Front on round” it’s a baby bump, what does she expect it to be? Back on square?
 
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“Front on round” it’s a baby bump, what does she expect it to be? Back on square?
Don't people normally say they are all front or round. Like old people can tell you are having a girl or boy by how you carry your bump. You know because they have seen hundreds of bumps in their time! Front on round sounds like directions to a house near a roundabout!
 
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Me time? Has she ever had anything else? So far.....there's a whirlwind a coming
 
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Me time? Has she ever had anything else? So far.....there's a whirlwind a coming
I hope this baby turns into a Tasmanian Devil toddler that can run like the wind and doesn't sleep. Then she'll know what needing me time is.
 
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My bump was most active at 8pm each night. When he was born, surprise surprise he became active at the same time each evening. She is going to be up a lot in the nights I'm guessing.
 
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