Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

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Mollichop

Every time I log on here I expect to see the claxon going off and “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” But alas still fuck all to see with the highly anticipated birf

That bump shoot! Warwick Davis arms and she looks disabled has done me

The top 3 most highly skilled professions:

1) Brain surgeon
2) Pilot
3) Backgrid photoshopper

And @wrongturn I look at your profile pic and think I know that fella but can’t put my finger on it - amazing work!
 
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xyzcba

I think the highly skilled backgrid photographer must've been on a day off that day
 
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Blowup80

xyzcba said:
I think the highly skilled backgrid photographer must've been on a day off that day
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It looks like a student on work experience was given loads of Lozza pics at Back grid and cut them all up and made a new picture! Nothing on the pictures match!
 
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WordSalad

Blowup80 said:
It looks like a student on work experience was given loads of Lozza pics at Back grid and cut them all up and made a new picture! Nothing on the pictures match!
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Maybe she owes them for her last car park 'photoshoot'. Looks like they're taking the piss.
 
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265

Has Lozza eaten recently or did she get the fucking message?
 
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geordiegirl

I'm scared I'm going to miss something as I'm back to work full time! Can you imagine when the 16th Jultember finally is here
 
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Intoxicating

Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

 
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Patty779

Hahahah LOVE James Smith, wonder which "washed up towie cunt" he is referring to he talks alot of sense though. BYG is PATHETIC.
 
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Silly-old-Slapper

geordiegirl said:
I'm scared I'm going to miss something as I'm back to work full time! Can you imagine when the 16th Jultember finally is here
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I'll write you a note pet:

Please excuse Geordiegirl from work for the forseeable, she is needed for her very important contributions to a forum dedicated to helping a youngel munching on a sweetcorn and egg mayo baguette bring a very bewful, very bouncy, ethnically uncertain babygel into a paddling pool.

Her return to work will be on or around 32nd Jultember when the youngel buggers off to Comfortzone in Turkey to follow in Skankyprice's trottersteps for lipo, bodylift, a dodgy tatt and a greasy burger.

Love n Kisses
Scrunchies
 
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lamaitresse

Intoxicating said:
Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

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That picture is grim. Is it bad my first thought was that he needs a training bra? Tight trackie tops are not your friend at the moment, L'Arg.

Whenever I see this meme I think of poor, thick as fuck Lozza. (She'd probably look at the picture and think, "Why? What's wrong with it?").
 
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Sunnydaze101

geordiegirl said:
I'm scared I'm going to miss something as I'm back to work full time! Can you imagine when the 16th Jultember finally is here
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You’ll hear about it - Tsunami in Essex.

Intoxicating said:
Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

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Omg. FML. And who took the picture?. Had to be her

@Katie8ee tagging you so you don’t miss this one.

He has that look on his face which reads, can’t believe I’m back here groping my dick to pay the rent again and ….hopefully she can photoshop my moobs out this time.
 
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geordiegirl

Ah thank you SOS! I'll hand it in tomorrow
 
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Sunnydaze101

Thetruth123 said:
Jeeesssssuuussss!!!!!

I don’t mean that meanly at all!!! .....just you can’t get further from the tripe she posts of herself!!!!
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She has a FB page? And she posted that.
Omg. This is such a brilliant day today. We have had so much gold material.

And tomorrow we have Stephs lunch show

Thetruth123 said:
Jeeesssssuuussss!!!!!

I don’t mean that meanly at all!!! .....just you can’t get further from the tripe she posts of herself!!!!
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Do you have a link. Whenever I look for her I always end up with Kees articles.
 
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Blowup80

Sunnydaze101 said:
She has a FB page? And she posted that.
Omg. This is such a brilliant day today. We have had so much gold material.

And tomorrow we have Stephs lunch show


Do you have a link. Whenever I look for her I always end up with Kees articles.
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Ooh is bewful girl on telebox tomorrow?? I'm working from home still. I'm gonna make a nice cup of tea and watch the stupid illiterate hair flicking lard arse look NOTHING like her filtered photos!
 
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Freeka

Patty779 said:
Hahahah LOVE James Smith, wonder which "washed up towie cunt" he is referring to he talks alot of sense though. BYG is PATHETIC.
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Oh wow. Dunno who this lad is but very good. Will seek him out on insta
 
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gigilouxx

why is she speculating where her bump is fullest when she literally looks like a space hopper, it’s full everywhere hun
 
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