omg what the fuck is that face. Is she just taking the piss now. If she isn’t she is fucked in the head. That is hilarious. Has she got a whitening machine in her house now too. I have no words.Fucking HonkingI love it when a Glaswegian pops up on comments (got to be, surely). Btw, I'm Glaswegian
FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
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Lauren is bonkers, more than I thought. Or is it baby brian? Only yesterday she was complaining about the media making her lighter than she is, but she must think this picture is acceptable - she's posted it on her Instagram page!Fucking HonkingI love it when a Glaswegian pops up on comments (got to be, surely). Btw, I'm Glaswegian
FOR GOD'S SAKE. That CGI head looks as though it's been superimposed on to her (slimmed down) yeti shoulders. She isn't even trying to look human any more! You could write an essay on all the edits and filters that photo has.
A bewful size 8 with a neat bump
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I will NEVER get over that monstrosity of an outfit as long as I live. Utterly vile in every way. Love the second photo though- the real, true Lozza.Who dis?
She looks unrecognisable because she never looks the same in any two photos. Every single thing she posts is photoshopped and face tuned to within an inch of its life. Then when she’s caught ‘unawares’ by the pap’s they use wind machines to blow up her clothes and make her look bigger also they sprinkle Daz washing powder on her to get her whiter than white. So even then we don’t get the real Lauren. People who have seen her in real life confirm she is plump, puffy and troweled in make-up.forgive me, I havent followed any of this thread, but had to say something! I used to watch TOWIE when it all first started, but havent watched it in years, thank god. But I cannot believe how much this woman (child) has changed!! She looks bloody terrible, unrecognisable. Why do these girls do this to themselves, do they even realise how silly they look. Or is it just me?!
WHAT??? WHAT???!!!! Who the feck is that meant to be.....aha ha ha ha ha!!! Good lord....Best one ever.The feckity - another superimposed face from our bewful young gel
It's diabolical! I think she's just given up and plonked a Hollywood 2 from another photo on there!WHAT??? WHAT???!!!! Who the feck is that meant to be.....aha ha ha ha ha!!! Good lord....Best one ever.
Read this as opening of a flat cap and was fine with it.These desperados will take anything free. Would turn up to the opening of a cat flap.
I think she’s even started photoshopping her photoshopped faces. And making herself skinnier by the day.How are her photoshop skills getting worse?! It’s like she feels compelled to superimpose one face over the other but can’t be arsed to even try and make it look natural.
in the 3rd pic even Chaz is asking what the fuck just happened to your face Lozza.
Don't forget she has a very #smallbump #neatbump #settled #immenseiron - we have only seen the bleached, windblown large streetHer bump seems to have shrunk to nothing and i hope she is wearing knickers
“My little fingers hold your heart, Before they hold your hand”. Yikes, I’m almost speechless. I am cringing!
I think her camel ate her knickers, you can see it chewing.Her bump seems to have shrunk to nothing and i hope she is wearing knickers
It's horrific. Each to their own but I absolutely hate this sort of stuff!“My little fingers hold your heart, Before they hold your hand”. Yikes, I’m almost speechless. I am cringing!
Why does DM always call them 'sweet' snaps? That's probably the least likely adjective to describe that whopper.omg what the fuck is that face. Is she just taking the piss now. If she isn’t she is fucked in the head. That is hilarious. Has she got a whitening machine in her house now too. I have no words.
And those balloons aren’t really that amazing. They’re just a few balloons tied to a string.
And she’s in DM again.
bewful young gurl.
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So am I, I'll doff my flat cap to that!Read this as opening of a flat cap and was fine with it.
In my defence I'm Yorkshire.
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