Lauren Goodger #20 Will it be pink, or will it be blue? Lozza's still eating for 22

[Benhameensmummy]

“My noon”!!!! Really?!!!!

 

[NinaStar90]

She won't be happy people are mentioning her dirty keks on the DM comments.

 

[Dagenham Dave]

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That is grim, put me right off my porridge

Fuck me! So not only has she made a trough of pasta but she’s only went and cooked a bloody pizza and garlic bread as sides

This moose puts me off food, pasta, pizza and bread

Ercan and Vicky Pattison were also making the feta pasta thing...

Why is everyone banging on about this dish?? It’s rank! I can’t do tomato pips, they make me anxious

For someone who openly struggles with her weight she has now unknowingly created an amazing diet plan for others!! one look at her food just puts you off eating it, therefore resulting in weight loss - thankyou Lozza - genius!!

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For someone who openly struggles with her weight she has now unknowingly created an amazing diet plan for others!! one look at her food just puts you off eating it, therefore resulting in weight loss - thankyou Lozza - genius!!

Monthly fees apply - 99p to new members
FoC to Tattle and Scrunchie members
#Summer#Body#Goals

For someone who openly struggles with her weight she has now unknowingly created an amazing diet plan for others!! one look at her food just puts you off eating it, therefore resulting in weight loss - thankyou Lozza - genius!!

Monthly fees apply - 99p to new members
FoC to Tattle and Scrunchie members
#Summer#Body#Goals

Sorry lads, my phones had a wobble and keeps posting the same message

 

[Dagenham Dave]

Backgrid have their work cut out surely at some point their task will be impossible silk purse and sow's ear spring to mind .

Couldn’t resist

 

[Sazbee]

A WHOLE PIZZA IS NOT A SIDE DISH TO PASTA!!

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Another thing that cracked me up from her column. “We don’t plan on breaking up”.

Yeah cause that’s what most couples do don’t they. Plan on breaking up in the future.....fucking twat.

 

[Sazbee]

Your bones are LITERALLY breaking Lauren? Are they?

 

[Fifthavenue]

You can literally hear the dramatic narrative now: 'wewll oi really wanted a water berf bart baybeh had diifrent ideas ! So as mutch as I wanned a water berf, Chaz had to take me to the hopital as an eemergencee. Everywon woz worrweed abaht the baybeh but not me cos I was an amazin wawior'


I think its fair to say if she's making a point of saying she doesn't do something, she is doing it, in spades.

Like when she said she hasn't had anything don't to her face or lips 'cos obviously I'm pregnant'. Strange thing to say

 

[JakeM]

The comments on the DM are hilarious today!

 

[lalalanded]

'We having a baby girl'. Lauren's command of the English language is exhausted at 'Me Tarzan, you Jane'.

 

[xyzcba]

Chesterfield model

More like bent over a Chesterfield

 

[Katie8ee]

The filter on the jumpsuit is ridiculous, her arse is ridiculous, her if there are any companies that do whatever let me know is ridiculous. What a lonely sad ridiculous life just wandering around your home filming yourself all day .If she was my girlfriend (aside from her obviously rancid personality stopping that from ever happening) I would despair if she just did fuck all the whole day while I was at work.

Cant wait to see what's for dinner

 

[Benhameensmummy]

Thread suggestion: A waterbirth will relax her noon; Lozza loves a casual walk with a bunch of balloons

 

[lalalanded]

PREGNANCY DIARY?!? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Who cares about her pregnancy?

Day 1-150 - I sat on my arse all day and only got up to eat 6,000 calories. Booked the DNA test for after yungel is born.

The end!

 

[WordSalad]

She’s got a job

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Maybe this is why they didn’t want to publish pics oh well online bullying

Dear diary, today I got me bits out on Only Fans and sold some dirty knickers as well. Saves washing em and us pregant gels no we have save our energy. Made enuf dosh to get me an babes an indian an a pizza for tea. Wanted a kebab but the delivery boy won't come here no more. Tomorrow I going show you me new crimplene coords from Misfit. Bye till then.

 

[Katie8ee]

It's been another big day lads and it made me reminisce through the Big Loz archives to just over two months ago when we had that great day we watched filth, then the pregnancy was revealed, we burned through two threads in about forty eight hours and of course we got Baby Brian and Tuna. It will never not be funny.

 

[Eureka]

"I hope he can handle seeing me going through pain as I wouldn't like to see him upset."

I'm sorry but this bit Who cares what he is feeling when its you pushing a bowling ball through your fupa

 

[MesaLoca]

Why would you say the words "ball bag" in a magazine interview?! She sounds really rough and thick as mince.

 

[Pom Bear]

DM pap stroll posted

Spot the ball (Chaz's balls) xx.

 

[Pinkpen 84]

I've never seen such an odd pregnancy body.

Desperately trying to hide her Easter island face