I worked on one of these mags briefly - they basically get a writer to call up the 'sleb columnist, listen to them babble on for 10 mins then try and translate it all into English. And the 'columnists' get paid loads for it too. Complete jokesOh f**kwhat’s the point someone is going to have to do it for her as can’t spell or do grammar for toffee
like she's the virgin Mary parading through the streets of Bethlehem with a banner telling the WORLD she's pregnant & it's a girl (nobody cares).
Next week’s special announcement: Josef Fritzl is doing a parenting column.
I was half expecting one of her go to crying videos today about how all of us trolls are evil and jealous bla bla bla bla.On her way home from the party shop, she decided to take a little shortcut through the woods, because when you're just wearing a thin cardigan on a gloomy day in winter, it's definitely the best time to go for a walk. She was just minding her own business, posing in front of a tree with her balloons, gazing off into the distance, thinking about sweetcorn, as you do. But little did she know BackGrid had their staff excursion on that day and had decided to explore the wilderness of Essex, getting in some shots of bare trees for a change, the DM must pay well for photos of some foliage, they thought. Those photos are the result of sheer coincidence I tell you!
Yep I said this this morning deffo old. I can't be for sure but we all think the same. Much further along than she says. All very strange. Never an exact due date. Lying about knowing the sex. Im pretty sure she was 3 months in December even though the video said 'his foot'. So probably whennthey did the gender reveal in January as she has different nails as well. She keeps saying summer baby pending so probably be due in June but all we can do is wait unfortunately. We're all as tired of it as you are.@Fifthavenue so that pic he’s put on must’ve been a while back as she’s had them horrid streaks for a while now, was it sometime febSo we know that u can’t say much and that’s totally understandable, but I feel we’re all very close with our thoughts on this soap opera. In the vid, (black clothing vid) she has no streaks, so a while back, look at the size of that bump
it looks bigger than now. This could be because she is photo shopping her bump smaller, in pics, to stick with the story of her being less weeks OR she has a fake bump in the black outfit vid. I think we all know which one it is
. She’s way further along and it’s all a ploy as it’s not Charles’. She will have it ‘early’. No wonder she’s lying low as she can’t risk being snapped by someone not planned. I doubt Charles lives there either
I’m loving her updates, she has such an on the go life, she must live on mixup crisps.
I just don't understand any of her logic. Regardless if you buy or rent/other where you live is still your home the way she is referring to it as her "first home" is like she's 20 and just moving out. She is 34 years old and she is so delusional. I bet you any money that she tells people it's all fine as she looks Charlie's age and is so like a 23 year old. Maybe it is genuinely Charlie's first home but it's not hers.
