I really don't do dirt or smells. I am very cockly and can't be doing with how lazy Lozza is. The idea of her dirty bed, same jammies for days, Chaz jizzing in the sink. It all knocks me bleeping sick. She honestly turns my stomach! This baybeh better be clean all the time, no dirt in its little neck folds or snotty nose or I'll be on the next train to Essex braying on her door with some bleeping baby wipes!!!
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I don’t know who this is but saw the headline and thought what’s the bet Lozza will try and jump on this bandwagon and say she’s been eating bad food because of her pregnancy hormones. Except we know she’s been on this pizza bandwagon way before the baby even existed.
What's 'cockly'?
Have these stupid women never seen that 'Supersize Me' documentary - how quickly that bloke became ill and lethargic was genuinely frightening.
I hope that's not your kitchen Katie...
they see me rollllllinnnnnnggg
Sometimes I look at Lozzas posts on Twitter and she often reposts tweets others have tagged her in. Often these people posting are posting lots of R18 porn so it must be good for Lauren cause perverts will see it and potentially sign up to her OF. I always report them. And often that account gets blocked 
today’s example below. That @sexywomonshow account is no longer active from today. Another one used to be sexycelebs. I kept reporting them too and they don’t exist anymore. Hopefully you guys have been reporting them too.
today’s example below. That @sexywomonshow account is no longer active from today. Another one used to be sexycelebs. I kept reporting them too and they don’t exist anymore. Hopefully you guys have been reporting them too.
Cockly means gagging or retching like going to be sick. Think it's a northern term
That is a grand term and I shall use it if I may - thank you!
Whalescunt... wow. I’ve learnt new word today
That's made me feel all cockly @Pinkpen 84 ha ha!
But she sells lots of them on Crapop, they are all size 6/8 miraculously, must be too big.Imagine him with spaniels ears
I think we are neighboursMy daughter used to go to the same school and one of the teachers actually used Mark and Lauren as examples of who they taughtwhen she told me we laughed at that.
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Pompom, another work of art. Can you add another one ( fat deposit) at her derrière end too?
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I've done both types lolTo re-create this image, Loz would be stood in the kitchen and Dadbod in the living room! Dat bump is hooooooooj
@Pom Bear spaniels ears and Dadbod please
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That’s gonna be a be a big BayBeh.
And looks like she’s turned the ugly alien filter on again. She looks dreadful
Fucks sake, I'd have to be gaffa taped sideways onto the London Eye to get the same effect...... actually could be a good little money earner that, I could throw next week's washing out while I was going round for a few extra notesher kettle thing was promo. A few of those zlisters have advertised it lately.
She’s going to stand on the robot vac and make it spin while she gets her tits out. Sounds sexy to me
Absolutely love this Pom
just the right shade of chocolate Mr Whippy and the face is just perfect Thank you
xx.Yep I will add that for you tomorrow and will have two pics by tomorrow night to out on
xxThank you very much ,Fucks sake, I'd have to be gaffa taped sideways onto the London Eye to get the same effect...... actually could be a good little money earner that, I could throw next week's washing out while I was going round for a few extra notes
Absolutely love this Pom
xx.Loooool Chocolate shade Mr whippy
xx.Loooooooool
xx.Thank you
xxLoool yep added smaller handsAnd you got the little hands.
xxLoooooooooool just read your top commentFucks sake, I'd have to be gaffa taped sideways onto the London Eye to get the same effect...... actually could be a good little money earner that, I could throw next week's washing out while I was going round for a few extra notes
Absolutely love this Pom
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It looks so fake!! OMG I can't wait for her to squeeze the thing out because I'll never believe it's a real bump until I see an actual yungel.
Her bump was bigger when she announced the pregacy 2 months ago. The yungel must not be eating enough takeaways...
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