Laura_emilysw

[Doingitforthegram]

I unfollowed her and the dull sister a while ago but just went and read her birth story.... of course she had the perfect birth she wanted. So fucking smug.

And she is obsessed with how she looks, that's probably why they message touched a nerve because it's the truth. Her whole pregnancy has just been about how much better she looks than she did with Evelyn

 

[Rockylou86]

I unfollowed a while ago. Let me guess - still having the same old meals ( Richs spag bol, tagliatelle, seabass, spicentice shite) every week and generally being an uptight control freak?!

You forgot carbonara with a kick and chicken hash

 

[Ifyouknowyouknow]

No just her personal chef.

He works for Virgin media

I don’t pay too much notice to her posts to be fair haha. She definitely talks him up to being more than he is!

I think his hearing was weeks before they got married if I’ve got the dates right. I honestly don’t know what she sees in him…and to have kids with him!

I’m guessing he fed her a story about it being mostly the other guy, it’s exaggerated, it was his mate that wanted to stay etc etc. I hope his daughters are never put in the position he put and allowed his friend to put the poor young women in. No wonder she spends so long talking him up all the time - trying to convince herself he actually is a trustworthy reliable guy

 

[Strawberry-pot]

I hate how it's the parents who want to have the second child close in age to the first... yet they push the potty training into the first as they don't want "two in nappies". Evelyn isn't even 2 yet (soon I know) but if you have to bribe her to sit on it she obviously isn't ready.

Just my two pence. My baby turns 2 in June and we haven't even brought the potty out of storage to try.

Completely agree. Jaffa kate is the same in forcing hers to potty training and kicking her out of a cot into a big girls bed aka a mattress on the floor with her make up table and large mirror next to it. But she’s a different story all together.
Lost so much respect for Laura as I did used to like her

 

[Areyouokhun]

What the fuck is she wearing? I don’t know why I get the feeling that she’ll be a nasty piece of work.

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She is so frumpy , she looks a lot older than her years

 

[Violets mama]

She’s really going all out to prove that her vajayjay is still intact. I could barely walk a week after birth

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She acts all prim and proper and forgets to mention this is her second marriage

 

[HereForTheLols_]

Here you go. Think I’ve removed all of the school names but easy enough to find - she’s clearly not arsed about safeguarding her own kids!!

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Probably a first hand expert in staff dismissal since her own husband got fired from the police …….

 

[notokhun]

Straight back to posting about how non maternity clothes fit so soon after giving birth.
Next week the comparison photos will start. And we will get weekly photos like the orange underwear shot every week again.
The feeding thing doesn't bother me as such.
Feed your baby how you wish, everyone makes the decisions they feel are right for them and their baby.
However I feel she comes across as smug about it. I've breastfed it's not easy and by all means celebrate your success with it, but I don't feel it needs to be done pubically and in a way that could impact someone else. It's the magic milk that does it for me. Formula would also help a baby gain wait.

Also shopping in a pandemic with a newborn baby not for me. But guess thats their choice.

 

[WeHadFunRight]

Hang on a minute, this woman is a Police Officer, a school Governor and in the space of 3 days she has posted naked pictures of her kids and now ‘trying’ Prosecco…. Has the world gone mad, this is not okay

Erm, so I’m actually genuinely shocked to see that. What’s she on?

I think it’s not illegal for children to try alcohol in their own home when they are over 5, but does anyone actually let their kids do this????? I mean also, the baby one isn’t 5 is she, she’s 3? UK CMO recommends children under 15 do not drink alcohol at all.

she’s off her head. I hope someone close to her reports her.

 

[HeyLetsGo]

Right, I’m done with this woman and her husband. After this revelation, and her rant on stories, the whole shebang is just too tragic. Unfollow!

 

[Getagripppppy]

Such cringe videos of dancing. She’s so straight in many ways. Also, saying it’s a free bar and then getting two trays of shots, what a nice pal

 

[Bubbles147]

Imagine your child getting an adhd diagnosis and the first thing you do is run to Instagram and share your child's personal medical information to thousands of strangers on the Internet for your own attention
I wish they would hurry up and bring in child protection laws and keep these kids safe seeing as their parents won't!!

You'd think she would know better considering she works in child protection!

 

[HeyLetsGo]

I've reported the recent pictures. For some that works in safe guarding regardless ofthe agerange she should know better than posting bare butt naked pictures ofher newborn. Her training would involve constant awareness courses of social media and the images posted and how they can be used. Her vanity and need for likes disgusts me.. reallu disgusts me. Between her needing the world to know shes not gained 10 stone this time around and that she can manage more than one child is between a mixture of fascination to watch how self obsessed she is, amusement and disgust when you take into account her occupation. Utterly strange person. Funny how she's removed the image now its been reported

She’s really gone into overdrive since having Ada. It’s like a frenzy of trying to prove she’s better than everyone at everything! I’ve followed her for ages and I can’t remember her being this crazy.

 

[Mancnet]

Yes she’s been very sensible this pregnancy. It’s weird though how obsessed she is with exercise (running) but then doesn’t do anything while pregnant! She must eat minuscule amounts. Definite food issues and I think a weird competitive element with her sister

 

[Cantstandspanj]

So it’s her due date! And all she’s concerned about is how she’s only gained 24lbs during pregnancy!

I think she looks great, and honestly well done to her for not gaining five stone or whatever she gained last time. But honestly, let it go, you’ve got more important things to focus on at the minute! Be excited to meet your new baby and less concerned about your weight! It’s actually so sad!

 

[Cocoapops]

It’s all a bit showy for me. Check out our wealth - The Plaza for afternoon tea darlings! Fuck off

I’m all for some time together as couple… but for a special birthday my husband took me away on a city break for 2 nights without our children and as much as I loved doing things together and walking for miles which we wouldn’t have been able to do with small children - I missed them so much and vowed I wouldn’t go away without them like that until they were much older! Our eldest still reminds us we left them at home!
They could have taken the family to Lapland for the the same amount that trip to NY cost!

 

[Sproutypops]

She never ceases to amaze me, I'm unsure what she is trying to achieve with the over sharing of her children. The 80's flash dance outfit is laughable, the strange relationship with her husband cringey and I'm not even going to comment on her Slimming World journey but leave the kids out of it.

She's clearly more focused on getting the Instagram followers rather than safeguarding her children, I dread to think who some of her followers actually are

 

[Allthatglitters666]

*Waiting for the week 40 comparison to be uploaded*

thank fuck we don’t need to put up with this any longer , more interesting watching pain dry

It will be post birth comparisons from now on ha ha

 

[Thechubbymoaner]

Hi Laura . Seeing as you are reading here stop putting your vulnerable precious children in a position where they can be exposed to all sorts, cover them up, give them some privacy and exercise your safeguarding job- you should know better than anyone!

 

[Cantstandspanj]

She’s ridiculous!

There’s the underwear and I’m going back to slimming world post! I cannot be bothered with this woman! She’s so bloody uptight and focussed on how she looks!

You had a baby 11 days ago! Give yourself a break!