Laura Anderson #3 In front of her mirror changing clothes all day, dating has-beens from y2k

[Tifastrife]

Does anyone else find the “I hurt my mummy” comment a bit off… it’s a bit of a strange way to phrase it doesn’t sit right with me. She’s going to be insufferable going on about a traumatic birth isnt she?

 

[DaisyDeluxe]

8 years into parenting here and if there’s one thing I’ve learned - it never actually gets easier! Sure, you grow out of one problem, but it’s just replaced by a different one it never gets easier, it just changes.

 

[Heyholetsgo]

I find it really odd "I hurt my Mummy" and having the post like the baby is talking just weirds me out!

 

[CrazyCatLady2791]

Am I the only person on the planet who hasn’t shagged Gary?

 

[charlied0106]

So she’s got lots of bruises, we don’t need to see them! Hasn’t she got what she’s wanted for years, a beautiful healthy baby. I don’t understand her whatsoever.

This! I'd give my right arm for a child but it just never happened for me, then you've got her moaning about every little thing! Just fuck off, count your blessings and enjoy your beautiful little girl. She's such a selfish attention seeker

 

[Greencatfysh]

There are no rules about whether you can say positive and negative things on one thread. One of the only rules is to not police what people say. If you don’t like a poster’s opinion just scroll past. The whole point is to have a conversation and that will be made up of different people’s opinions

 

[Mums84]

She was complaining that her pregnancy got leaked and that’s why it feels like she announced it so early, let’s be honest this pregnancy was announced within minutes of peeing on a stick.

Someone said on the daily mail that she announced it while Gary was pulling his boxers up.

 

[Bobby Orange]

I actually know someone who still resents their child for the pain and scarring they got from childbirth over twenty years ago. To the point where, when her daughter gave birth herself, she said she was thinking 'I hope it's painful and you suffer like I did' to get her back.
Absolute unhinged behaviour. But there are people out there unfortunately who believe their babies are punishing them.

 

[Its_Me]

Everyone says people should keep their kids off insta but now Gary’s a cunt because he hasn’t posted the baby Lol damned if you do damned if you don’t

*I know no one used the C word but I felt like it x

 

[trishirishinuk]

Thread title:

“Buddie ignored, Gary got bored & the way she holds Bonnie needs to be explored”

 

[Det.JaneClementineRizzoli]

Glad everything’s okay for her and Bonnie but oh my god that caption is the cringiest thing I’ve ever read hopefully that’s why she deleted it and when she reposts it it’ll be something more normal!

Bonnie talking to us telling us how she hurt her Mummy and scared her Daddy... eugh

 

[JulesC]

Do you know, I actually feel quite sorry for her. She's already seems quite lonely, surely her whole family don't have covid? I worry she doesn't have anyone to help and advise her- that sleep set up for a start just makes me a bit uneasy. Also- last night story she said she was having a champagne, but then on this mornings post she said the baby was always on the boob?
I'm far from one to Mum shame but I question who she has to turn to for advice. She's always seemed quite a lonely person and I do worry this will be compounded with life as with a newborn.

Let’s not go all mumsnet, one glass of champagne while breast feeding is ok.

agree on the lonely front though, but I still think it’s weird she just doesn’t seem to have many friends.

 

[hol20x]

Don't question us about our relationship, but here's a reel with a photo of us holding hands leaving the hospital.

 

[Freedomofspeech89]

Does anyone else find the “I hurt my mummy” comment a bit off… it’s a bit of a strange way to phrase it doesn’t sit right with me. She’s going to be insufferable going on about a traumatic birth isnt she?

Yes it sounds like she’s blaming the baby for whatever birth issue she had. Poor child is going to get blamed for every problem in mummy’s life now.

 

[kien]

I had no idea that the site could be full and would prevent people from joining!
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Emily, blink twice if he’s left you up the duff and buggering off to play happy families with Laura for an OK mag deal!

I’m screaming. She posted a story of a little character blinking

 

[Kdawg]

Bonnie is a little beauty! And so petite too, considering her mum was cooking her for 70 weeks

 

[Bobby Orange]

Thread sugesstion Laura Anderson #4 Left holding folding the baby.

 

[gilly31]

Gary Lucy gives me coke head fuck boy vibes.

I think he is clinging onto the sucess he once has when really he’s washed up now and loosing his looks rapidly

 

[brows3r10]

Wow. Just got my phone on and not only has the baby gained enough sentience at five days old to introduce herself via Laura’s insta post but Gary’s got half the female population expecting in early 2024 this is definitely a thread I’ll be watching for the foreseeable

 

[Jasminexx02]

I'm not a phlebotomist but used to be, those are 100% from bloods / the cannula
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Emily is very obviously mentally ill. I obviously love the drama but I think it's best to just ignore her, she actually seems quite scary. I'm not a fan of Laura, but I fear for her as a new mother, and for Bonnie, with a weirdly obsessive woman being in their lives, I think it's best not to feed it.