I still can’t get over the proportions of our favorite little dwarf. He’s so bleeping weird: Body shape and personality.
Kyle Pallo #60 Just call me Icon of the Sleaze
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What adult nicks their face over mediocre theme park pizza? That’s right KP!
via Napoli is fine but the entire NE part of America has better pizza imo. Via Napoli is good compared to Saukville I suppose.
via Napoli is fine but the entire NE part of America has better pizza imo. Via Napoli is good compared to Saukville I suppose.
He was really on one that day! He’s so manic and out of control. Also I’ve noticed he gets recognized by a lot of “dads” in Disney. It’s super weird. Is there some weird sugar daddy, Disney dad website that he’s part of?
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The different faces Mini-man makes while Casey is talking.
The Banker & Clown having a blast chaperoning their 30 year old man-child's date night.
Another scripted scene at the very end where mom & dad suck up to Kyle's fans. Funny how they only started doing this for the first time ever after his views started tanking.
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LOL. Sure, sure. Wonder who paid the bill with the “accidental” 2nd pizza on the order?
"Sire-nara"
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They are all repulsive. I do not have the stomach to watch this freak sideshow anymore! I can barely watch the clips these days.
Well, I missed that. Was the bleeping ManicMidget trying to eat and stabbed himself in the eye?Flailing his hands around like that in the middle of a crowded restaurant.So cringe.
Something is very wrong with him. I went back and watched it again and he's tweaking out. Exaggerated facial movement, twitching, can't sit still, shouting, and is talking so fast he's out of breath.
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Is DADx3 suspecting a substance issue? They have to realize this is not normal...
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Sounds likely.
If his Clown Parents really cared about him, they'd file an affidavit with the Clerk of Superior Court or Magistrate of District Court and see if they couldn't have him committed.
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100% agree. I wretch sometimes just watching a clip for a few seconds and I cannot listen to his high pitched squelching voice at all.They are all repulsive. I do not have the stomach to watch this freak sideshow anymore! I can barely watch the clips these days.
It's 'fingernails on a blackboard' painful.
Even worse. He got too excited for green beans and pizza, and started flapping his doughy arms around and scratched his eye with his nail. Not even kidding.
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It's as though about a foot of his midsection failed to develop.
It's truly freakish.
When he stands with arms to his side, he has the silhouette of an orangutan.
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Well, the Kyle the Con thought dragging
The Old Bat and Krusty The Clown down
as clickbait and views, he was sadly mistaken.
They've gone over as well as an STD on
a wedding night.
They are doing worse than the cruises
and the damned staycation nightmares.
12K views in 11 hours
A Stormy Epcot Night! Dinner At Napoli
(BEST Disney Pizza) & Living With
The Land Christmas Displays
Damned shame someone didn't push him
out of the boat to shut that loudmouth up.
Kyle Pantload's Daily
Dump193K subscribers
Took a month to add another 1K
subs.
A ball of lint would have gotten
1K subs sooner.
Already ratio'd all to hell as well.
This is going to be brutal.
918 ___ 1.5K
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Might I add Chicago pub style thin crust pizza and Detroit style pizza. Kylie thinks Chicagoans eat deep dish pizza. We rarely do. That is for tourists who don’t venture outside of the tourist traps in the city.
But it is no NY pizza.
Nor does DC or Philly or Chicago. Jesus Christ that sounds bleeping foul.
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Yeah it’s not even close ha
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Right! Because he’s a moron. I like both when I visit tbh tho!
I don’t know how much the little fuckwad got bullied in high school, but it wasn’t enough.
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