Kyle Pallo #4 Drink, eat, grift, repeat..

[Scooby Don't]

Everything combined is just a huge ploy to get more $$ from his 'patrons'. Not saying he doesn't have pain and the disease which I do feel sorry for anyone impacted by it or similar situations... but when you combine that vlog, along with the end where something is up, difficult to secure insurance, spent extra money on his cruise, his car is going to break down any day, his 2 week long birthday, refusal to do the muster drill on the ship because he was getting live chat $$... it's all just one big money thirst grab. He's gone away from attempting to provide content to just whining in every video hoping his supporters open up their wallets.
But I'm not saying anything that you guys already know LOL - just had to vent.

Amen.
I can't watch him any more. It's like watching Icarus falling from the sky in flames.
And he deserves it.

 

[Collar Full1130]

Guess he doesn't know his knuckle from his fingertip

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And of course, wearing his mask the "Kyle' way

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This is the epitome of why I cannot handle this fool anymore. He’s such a walking meme of entitlement. Can’t wear a mask right after two years, or probably doesn’t want to, sees a sign that says do one thing, does the opposite.

I really want to know what this guys plan is with his channel. Definitely can’t be brand partnerships, dude can’t speak. Doubtful a media company would do more than media access for him. I don’t understand how a 28 year old is not FREAKING out on the daily knowing his only source of income is from YouTube views and hoe-strolling on superchats. Any woman who ends up with this man deserves it.

 

[starri]

So, I think we need to send Kyle back to kindergarten to learn his colors and shapes.

He goes for a Dole Whip flight, two of the offerings are "lemon and blue cookie dough" and "pineapple vanilla." The former was....blue. The later had a big chunk of pineapple in it.

See if you can guess how successful Kyle was in identifying them.

 

[Scooby Don't]

it's an April Fool's joke, he didn't get kicked off

I'm disappointed he wasn't thrown overboard.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

I doubt he gets money from his mom and dad. Their house in WI is modest and i dont think they make a ton of money to be throwing it at their grown up son like that.....

He had to call his mom to find out why his credit card got declined where he learned for the first time that he only has a $500 credit limit available to use

 

[TommyTDisney]

I think it's safe to say there is not much going, I find it strange that this question was visible only on Facebook and not on Instagram so is he hiding something for someone?
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Kyle would be the only "bother" in the relationship lol. Until he improves himself no girl around his age will want anything to do with him lol.

 

[starri]

Jesus wept.

Don't they have ANYTHING better to spend their money on?

 

[seanrt]

I thought it was hilarious that the got nervous from car salesmen, I'd rather be in a room with 10 of them then with him at least their intentions are clear.
And about him having the cash to pay for the car, we know by now he is a notorious liar so stating you going to pay in cash first and then change your mind and get a loan for it is typical KP to me.
But hey he is not materialistic.

Yeah just cause he says in front of the camera that he’s “wants” to pay cash does not mean that he is truly able to pay cash. Come on folks this is Kyle we’re talking about.

 

[Scooby Don't]

He made a comment against the anti-grooming (or “don’t say gay” if you’re a Democrat) bill in Florida.

Yeah, in which he referred to legislation and couldn't even bring himself to say the word gay. Some ally.

 

[EbbNFlow]

Breaking news: KP doesn’t know the difference between a shark and a whale.

We now return you to your Daily Doze , already in progress.

This kid is a fake and annoying…that’s all!

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

Ok but how excited are you all that Kyle's next birthday is only 360 days away? Gonna be a big one!

 

[bramx]

I know I've said this before but I've been watching his unboxings for a few years and in that time he has been sent a LOT of stuff including large items. He says he keeps it all in his closet and in that plastic crate he bought recently but I do not believe that's enough space for all the gear he has been sent.
So where is it? Is he regifting? Selling it on eBay? Yard sale?
I hope people who gift him stuff realise he's probably not going to keep it.

I’m a good detective, going to try to find his eBay later, also he’s a POS

 

[Iwantallthetea]

Also, according to his IG, it’s apparently new car time. He keeps posting pictures of a Toyota Camry asking for “opinions.”

Kyle. We know you’re actually asking for donations. No need to try to be covert.

Can you imagine him trying to finance a new car?

Salesman: "So what type of work do you do?"
KP: "I'm a social media influencer"
Salesman: "OK, but how are you going to pay for the car?"
KP: "Do you take Disney gift cards?"

 

[daparjr]

Breaking news: KP doesn’t know the difference between a shark and a whale.

We now return you to your Daily Doze , already in progress.

 

[WDWUO83]

If this has already been discussed, forgive me. Did not see anyone mention the woman that was following beside Kyle and Jojo during his Epcot drinking around the world birthday vlog. She was wearing Kyle's merch black t-shirt that says "Each and Every Single Day". Did I miss him introducing her to the vlog? I found that very interesting that he didn't. I sure hope it was HER choice not to be formally acknowledged in the vlog, but something tells me he did this purposely. I just hope she was not a Patreon or super fan and had "won" a chance at spending the day with him on his birthday. If that was the case, then how absolutely disgusting of him to ignore her the way he did. There was zero interaction with him, although at least Jojo got her to film one of his Tik Toks at one point.

They mentioned her in the live stream, I think her name is also Sam. Apparently she’s one of their mods? It kind of seemed like she wanted to hang out with them…but they wanted very little to do with her. They certainly didn’t want her on camera.

If people want to send Kyle something, make a donation in his name to an upstanding charity of some sort. My in laws insist on donating to some shady church charity fund in our name at the holidays…so we started donating to the Trevor Project in their name. Petty? Perhaps. But supporting a great causs

 

[starri]

On terms of being extra precautions and taking extreme measures yeah, he couldn’t have washed his hands more, he could have worn way better masks and atleast carried some hand sanitizer with him

He could also have stayed in isolation when he was sick.

Sorry, but any claims that Kyle was responsible with COVID went out the window with that.

 

[SherryinBA]

Somebody sent him a first aid kit for his birthday. I was hoping he'd cut a finger with that box cutter he was wielding to rip into those packages and have to use that first aid kit. I saw right through him when I first watched an unboxing video a while back. Poor bastard can't read cursive, so couldn't read some of the cards. Also ... somebody sent him a glitter bomb and I loved it!!

 

[Dismom2]

I don’t get Republican vibes from him whatsoever. He made a comment against the anti-grooming (or “don’t say gay” if you’re a Democrat) bill in Florida.

I dont think that statement he made was really "for" or "against" the bill.... it was more just acknowledging that it was a "hot topic" at the moment. and i'm pretty sure he did it because he knows he has a lot of gay "fans" and he can't afford to lose their $$$. But, I mean, i guess it was good of him to even acknowledge it. thats more than others did...

 

[Scooby Don't]

Good news, I've found a perfect car for him.

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

Summary of today's vlog for anyone who doesn't want to watch:

• Kyle's rope-dropping Animal Kingdom because he wasn't able to get a reservation to Magic Kingdom (aka he didn't think to plan ahead and book a park reservation during spring break even though he's had more staycations this past year than 99% of the population).
  • Sub-plot - was his rant about the reservation system earlier this week really about Epcot's Guardians of the Galaxy opening or because of this random day he didn't plan ahead for? TBD
• Flight of a Passage was a walk on! No shit, you got there at 6am.
• Kilimanjaro Safaris is too long of a wait for him at 50 minutes, even though he's shown with evidence that Animal Kingdom's wait times are inflated by at least 15 minutes.
• Kyle wants to know who's interested in seeing him going on a VIP Tour (aka who out there is generous enough to fund myself a VIP Tour because I'm washed up and all out of ideas)

It's such a shame that Kyle wasn't able to go to Magic Kingdom today instead of the families that have been planning for months who'll only ever visit it once or twice in their lifetime. So messed up, Disney World!