Kyle Pallo #4 Drink, eat, grift, repeat..

[Squiggy74]

It’s funny his only friends seem to be people online and not real life. I got some tea from a butler at HM that used to work with him, he was not well liked at Gracey Manor

That's very spot on. More than 100,000 virtual friends and people walking up to him in the park, but he's alone for half the stream before jojo finally gets there. Saying his Disney friends were blocked out of Epcot, like he didn't know that weeks ago and could have planned better? If it was being on site at Disney that was critical so the fans could get their "DAILY DOSE " then why not stream from Disney Springs with all your Disney friends? Or did he really know that only jojo would show up, so being at epcot was a convenient way to disguise there ain't a lot of true friends any more?

 

[Iwantallthetea]

I just can't watch any of his videos any more ... he irks me so damn much

 

[starri]

Can we have him fly to Newark so he's maximally confused?

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Knowing that there are so many young women (and middle aged gay men) out there with pathetically nonexistent standards is totally depressing but also motivating. Every time this dude says a word he makes himself into a bigger clown. Nearly 30 with only a $500 credit limit that he had to call mom about. Brings a date as an afterthought to his reservation for one at a restaurant intended for families with young children. Claims to be house shopping when his only documented work experience was only a few months of stocking shelves. All while wearing backwards baseball caps. Yet it’s like the more stupid shit he says, the thirstier they get. It’s absolutely fascinating to me. But I would still want Jojo to be my wingman instead of this guy lmao, come downtown bro. Leave Kyle at the Justin Bieber show

 

[shadee91762]

I heard that Super dry isn't meeting their sales quota. He then walks into the store and wonders why there's so many sweatshirts and no new merchandise??? And for him to say covid tests for cruises are a hassle is insensitive imo. He's an idiot. Instead of bitching and complaining about Disney capacity he should focus on fixing his channel. There are MUCH BIGGER problems in the world besides Disney letting more people in the parks. Besides if they did all he would do is make videos complaining about how busy and insane the crowds are.

 

[markvlinder]

This is a sincere comment from one of his long-time viewers, if this is going to be a new trend he is in big trouble.

 

[ViceroyMichael]

“I feel like people should do research before coming to Disney,” says Kyle in his latest vlog. I know people here will have thoughts about that.

 

[NanTeaDrew]

That was the weirdest video I’ve ever seen from him. I think bringing attention to AS is great…but maybe explain what it is? And don’t just tell people “if your joints hurt, tell you doctor you want to take Humera?”
What the hell happened at the end of the vlog???

Spreading awareness by not mentioning “ankylosing spondylitis” in the video title or video description. Failed to post any sites with more information on AS. In the 18 minute video, the first time he says “ankylosing spondylitis” happens over 11 minutes in.

Bizarre. Quite bizarre.

 

[airbusA330]

I'm doing a running tally of his Superchats (audio muted). In the first hour, he got almost $1000, although some of it was in foreign currency so I had to do quick conversions. One guy named John Kish has given $100 so far.

Final tally: 1797.49, and that's probably low since I estimated the exchange rates for GBP and CAD, and undershot both.

$1800 that could make a difference in Ukraine

Instead it’s so this old frat boy can do home movies of him bumbling around Disney and a cruise ship

 

[planetSaturn]

Kyle: “I feel like I understand New Orleans because I went to Mardi Gras”
Also Kyle: “Why are the hotel doors different colors?”
Also Kyle: “Poy-boy sandwich”

 

[starri]

I think they'd make a great couple if they were that way inclined. Kyle seems to be a nicer person when Nick is around. Although I think we all know we can no longer believe what we see in Kyle's vlogs.

I don't think even Kyle could fake the level of enjoyment he seems to get out of Nick's company. It actually reminds me a little of how he is around Patrick, although I buy that as completely platonic, as Patrick has more sense.

I ABSOLUTELY think Nick has feelings for Kyle. I've noticed the way he looks at him. And I think they have more chemistry than Kyle has with any of the women who have been popping up.

Yes they seem to being out a more genuine, fun side of each other. Which should be how a relationship works! Can we refer to them as Nickle now? Have I suddenly dipped a toe into Tattle fan fiction? Niche, but could catch on

Oh my banana sauce, Kyle thought, as he raised his legs...

 

[dashingthrough]

Oh thanks...

 

[peedee]

He has an autoimmune disease and takes Humira which suppresses the immune system, but has no qualms about putting himself in massive crowds and cruise ships. He doesn't really seem to care that he is at a higher risk for a poor covid outcome. I know he already had covid but I don't understand why he seems so perturbed whenever he is asked to wear a mask. He should be willing to take every precaution he can.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

I assume he could have picked No Party. If he doesn't want to be involved in the primary process...

Yeah and he could have also been a 6’5” hedge fund manager in downtown Chicago but decided to upload videos of himself in cruise ship showers instead, life is full of decisions

 

[V.V. Faboo]

I keep hearing how attractive KP is, but I fail to see what others see. IMO, he's average, at best. And no matter how blue his colored contact lenses may be, he still can't keep that right eye open. Or is it that he's considered the "best looking" theme park vlogger? Not much competition in that regard.

 

[starri]

I...think I appreciate Kyle giving lip service to the Don't Say Gay law (although I suspect it's just to keep the daddies' donations coming), but it was so cringe.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

Guess he doesn't know his knuckle from his fingertip

And of course, wearing his mask the "Kyle' way

 

[starri]

I don't have a DOUBT in my mind that Nick is attracted to Kyle. Just look at Nick's eyes when he's talking to Kyle. It speaks for itself.

Yep! Exactly that. In the Wolf Gang Puck video, when he first showed up, Nick's eyes just lit up, and it wasn't because he was talking into the camera.

Plus, he dressed up. If JoJo had any ability to read human emotion (or if they'd been with a decent human being instead), he'd have pulled Kyle aside and said "He is on a date with you right now."

Nick, I know you're not reading this but two things:
A) I promise, Jesus loves you just the way you are.
B) You can do so much better.

Kyle, I know you probably are reading, so two more:
A) If you are something other than straight, being honest about something for the first time in your vlogging career would help you both as a person and a creator
B) He deserves better than you. Treasure it.

 

[markvlinder]

Kyle is skurred of everything. Won't go in the ocean, scared of heights, scared of fish. I imagine he's too scared to go on Space Mountain because it's dark in there.

You left out his fear of actually having to work that is by far his biggest fear.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

I see them as fresh off the turnip truck and fish out of water former co-workers who chose to be roommates out of necessity and fell into a mutually exploitative/beneficial symbiotic relationship borne of convenience and proximity. For some people I suppose that counts as a friend. As soon as one of them is no longer vlogging, they'll go their separate ways.

Jojo and the other roommate (who laughed about Jojo getting bullied on the internet during their reaction video) both seem to be real friends. Kyle just doesn’t seem like the type who is capable of being a good friend to anyone else… dude is 28 years old and is still talking about how he “was supposed” to be 6 feet tall but then his growth was stunted as a child. This guy needs serious therapy