Kyle Pallo #4 Drink, eat, grift, repeat..

[birdie36]

Does anyone know why he has been saying for weeks now “ we’re asking for prayers” whenever someone asks him about his Dad? It’s like clickbait, he only says that - the exact same thing over and over again, obviously he doesn’t want to say what’s going on with him, but why even draw attention to it in his vlogs. He must not be that serious if he keeps travelling every where. If I was asking my audience for prayers, I’d be right by that parents bedside instead of galavanting on a crappy cruise.

 

[GUCCI TRACKER]

Don’t believe for one second that he has enough in savings to pay in cash, and even if he did he would be a complete idiot to drop that kind of cash on a depreciating asset like a car when he still doesn’t own a house yet, especially if he is getting financing at 2.9%… but I thought he was the one who was going to work in finance

 

[markvlinder]

Ew. You’re a gross person.

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No, Jeff, only the desperate sugar daddy group would want tours from a grifter.

To put things in perspective.

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

Poor Kyle looked so frustrated that Emily got to the park 90 minutes later after he got there around 5:00pm. He must've been furious about having to stay in the park for more than 20 minutes this time. Such an exhausting job.

I don't think either of them or Joho really know how to be interesting or likeable on camera either, they just ride on excitement for Disney attractions and travelling and are clueless on how to make it unique and creative.

 

[Scooby Don't]

Kyle posted the aphorism that we never lose friends, we only learn who the true ones are. If you ditch him because he didn’t treat you right, you were not a real friend.

I think it's more a case of him ditching anyone who gives him any kind of criticism. To him a friend is someone who agrees with everything you say and constantly fawns all over you.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

I can't watch his vlogs where he is eating - he has attrocious table manners, smacking while talking with his mouth full

 

[bramx]

Im really just waiting for the day That the Disney vloging bubble pops. These people all calling themselves content creators, NO YOU ARE NOT. Disney created the content, you just bought a ticket to it! If you filmed like this anywhere else no one would give a shit about you. It’s just infuriating that people gift them this lifestyle. I’m trying to finish my bachelors degree and got laid off from Disney for over a year, still trying to recoup money and these bozos go shove food in their mouthes and take cruises once a month and people throw money at them while I’m trying to work and go to school and all I get is more student debt.

 

[Dismom2]

ok... finally actually watched today's video. Something that that annoyed me (besides Emily being in the video... LOL ). He must've made the reservation for 1 person, then showed up with Emily... but didn't tell the restaurant that he had 2 until they called him to be seated. The hostess called his name, and he said "I actually have a party of 2, is that ok?" um, you didn't let them know that when you first got there?? Probably because you had a feeling they might say "no", but figured they wouldn't say "no" while they're seating you. ugh! Just seems like such an entitied thing to do....

 

[airbusA330]

This is the epitome of why I cannot handle this fool anymore. He’s such a walking meme of entitlement. Can’t wear a mask right after two years, or probably doesn’t want to, sees a sign that says do one thing, does the opposite.

I don’t like masks. Who does? But if you’re going to wear one, wear one:

1. Properly. As you said it’s been two years.
2. Consider a kn95, kf94 etc.

If Kyle is truly immunocompromised then a cloth mask is useless and doubly useless below his nose.

He’s such an asshat.

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

guess he's hinting for his subscribers/patreons to send more money to buy a new car

I mean, his birthday IS coming up soon. Haven't you heard?

 

[bramx]

Someone’s being a whiney bitch about not getting a park pass for epcot on may 27th

 

[DonnyBergerStan]

So do we think Kyle has given up on excessive thumbnail editing from his own reflection or could he have realized that the criticism from "trolls" is actually legitimate and constructive?

Also, noticed Nick sharing the opening of a tattoo parlor in their area on IG. Was thinking of checking it out when I'm there later this year but hopefully it's not the one that did his Vegas tattoo. I like the concept but the execution....

Which brings us to the subject - Nick is a way better brand ambassador than Kyle could ever be. I'm much more likely to follow recommendations form a genuine likeable personality than someone who's clearly faking enthusiasm and chasing trends to be popular.

 

[markvlinder]

This is what his target demographic looks like.

 

[truthfinder407]

This tattle thread is more interesting then any of his videos. I get the same frat boy/bro vibes from him. Which is pretty funny considering he's pushing thirty years of age.

You mean sorority, he literally celebrates his “birthday month”like a sorority girl would…. She mentioned it like 30x in his vlogs

 

[starri]

To be fair, the trousers would be too long for him.

Tuxedo by Superdry.

My husband has gained a little weight and I've lost a lot, so he was going through clothes and handed me a Superdry shirt and said "There, now you can cosplay as Kyle."

 

[starri]

I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis almost 20 years ago, it's been mostly stable for years. and I still have to see my doctor every six months.

If Kyle's rheumatologist is seeing him every three, maybe that's not to make more money, but because his AS isn't stable. You know, like he might have been complaining about persistent joint pain for the last eight or so months.

 

[ViceroyMichael]

So, I think we need to send Kyle back to kindergarten to learn his colors and shapes.

He goes for a Dole Whip flight, two of the offerings are "lemon and blue cookie dough" and "pineapple vanilla." The former was....blue. The later had a big chunk of pineapple in it.

See if you can guess how successful Kyle was in identifying them.

I would say that he should have have started over once he realized the mistake and not kept the scene that should have been too embarrassing to include, but he probably didn’t figure out the problem until he was editing at home.

“I really don’t taste much cookie dough, or lemon,” says Kyle as he eats the Pineapple and Vanilla Whip that has the pineapple slice on it, believing it is the Lemon and Blue Cookie Dough Whip, despite the fact that there is not a hint of blue in it while the one next to it was the one that was blue and yellow. The thing that made it even worse was that he ate both of them and still didn’t realize he had mixed up the two.

 

[starri]

Couldn’t purposely showing people’s addresses (while acknowledging he could avoid) it be considered doxxing?

If it is, I decided to let YouTube's content team figure it out.

 

[truthfinder407]

Has anyone seen this POS birthday unboxing video??? About 10 mins in he shows all the trash and their are all the pictures people drew him in the pile…. Dudes is a fake
Not to mention how many times he say his birthday leading up to it…. Or “I want to stay at a hotel” waiting for someone to gift him a staycation

 

[bramx]

Dude is insufferable. This is the path you chose, embrace it or go get a real fucking job