Kyle Pallo #175 Not Everything Needs to Be On Camera

[CrudeVille]

Tow things here, he’s saying he didn’t buy a return ticket? So, he plans on buying said ticket when? The day he decides to go home or to WI? I’m gonna call bull on that. As if he doesn’t have his hotel reservations booked for whatever days… it’s not only d23 but also oogie boogie time. Unless he plans to just mooch off of jojo’s rooms that he booked if he’s staying later than just d23.
Secondly, jojo left his bag in the airport? He actually boarded a plane without his bag? you can’t make this up. How are these people adults? They effing announce all the time in the airport to never leave your bag unattended. I will never understand how these idiots have actually survived this long in this world.

 

[SnapChet]

Those big a Coke bottle glasses make him look like the title character in the old classic horror movie The Fly. And the 'duck' lips are pure Lindsay Lohan.

MONKEY: "witch stole my look!"

 

[Iwantallthetea]

Secondly, jojo left his bag in the airport? He actually boarded a plane without his bag? you can’t make this up. How are these people adults? They effing announce all the time in the airport to never leave your bag unattended. I will never understand how these idiots have actually survived this long in this world.

How does someone who travels this much manage to board a plane without noticing he’s missing his luggage?

 

[SnapChet]

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He thought John Wayne Airport was in Anaheim? He's been at this for how long?
Disney's No.#3 vlogger right there folks.
Hey Dummy! It's also in "Orange County" and not, it's not the same Orange County in Florida where Disney World is. I knew that would confuse you. (He once said Celebration was in Orange County and was quickly corrected that it's in Osceola County.....and he acted like there was no difference. "It's OK. Relax." )

God what a person.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

He thought John Wayne Airport was in Anaheim? He's been at this for how long?
Disney's No.#3 vlogger right there folks.
Hey Dummy! It's also in "Orange County" and not, it's not the same Orange County in Florida where Disney World is. I knew that would confuse you. (He once said Celebration was in Orange County and was quickly corrected that it's in Osceola County.....and he acted like there was no difference. "It's OK. Relax." )

God what a person.

That's why the airport code is SNA ... but yeah, not Anaheim professor Kylie. And it's about 30 minutes from Anaheim.

 

[CrudeVille]

How does someone who travels this much manage to board a plane without noticing he’s missing his luggage?

The scary part is that jojo does actually do international travel. Big big no no… but either way, I just can’t imagine being that dumb. These two get dumber by the minute.

 

[BlurryCat]

Apparently he had a big meltdown last night where he blocked a bunch of the hate cult under his sock puppets. Now he's trying to report his critics under his dozens of burner accounts over on X to silence them. Totally normal behavior for someone whose not Kyle and never met Kyle.

 

[CrudeVille]

Umm his hairline … 🫪 holy hell man

 

[pocketpoolking]

Umm his hairline … 🫪 holy hell man View attachment 4085613

Just like it’s okay to be gay
It’s okay to be bald

 

[BlurryCat]

I'm sure everyone is looking forward to the reveal of all these big brand deals that he says he got. Those 4+ hours of writing emails must have really paid off.

It's funny that he thinks this is exciting content... "stay tuned for that."

 

[BlurryCat]

I've found a copy of KP's media kit that he sends to brands

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Spoiler: Kp's axeclusive brand deal media kit

KYLE PALLO MEDIA KIT
YOUR DAILY DOSE OF KYLE AND BRAND DEALS

HI I AM KYLE

Hi guyses my name is Kyle Pallo and I am a 32 year old full time youtuber and disney guy.

I make videos every single day about Disney and stuff and sometimes I eat food and go shopping and talk about my house for no reason.

I am also a business man, finance gooer and a entrepreneur and I am very good at marketing because I have a camera.

I have been doing YouTube for a very long time so I basically know everything about it.

MY NUMBERS ARE INSANE (LIKE STADIUMS OF PPL WATCHES ME EVERY DAY)

I make lots of videos
I go to Disney alot
I have a camera
I eat food
I buy stuff
I go on cruises
I am very important
Lots of guyses come up to me in the parks

My audience loves Disney and they also loves ME.

Sometimes they watch me for 30 minutes just walking around and talking about what I am going to eat.

That is called content.

WHY BRANDS SHOULD PICK ME

You should pick Kyle because I am very good at saying your company name.

I can say:

“Guyses this is literally insane.”

And then I show your product.

Then I say:

“I have been using this for awhile and its literally amazing.”

Even if I just opened it 4 seconds ago.


THE LITTLE BRAND DEAL
ONLY $999

You get:

• Kyle says your name
• Kyle shows your thing
• Kyle points at your thing
• Kyle says “wow”
• Kyle says “guyses”
• Kyle says “literally”
• Kyle puts it in the vlog
• Maybe Casey is there

WOW THATS ALOT OF STUFF FOR $999.





THE BIG BRAND DEAL
ONLY $2,999
You get EVERYTHING from the little one PLUS:

• A whole segment about your product
• Kyle says he is “obsessed”
• Kyle says it is “one of the best things ever”
• Kyle forgets what the product does
• Kyle talks about himself for 11 minutes
• Product gets shown again because Kyle forgot the first time

VERY GOOD VALUE.

THE KYLE PALLO SUPER MEGA DEAL
$9,999 BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPORTANT
You get:

Full sponsored video
Instagram post
Instagram story
Kyle talking about the product alot
Product gets taken to Disney
Product gets taken on vacation
Product gets put on a table
Kyle points at it
Kyle says “literally” 47 times
Kyle says your product is "fire” 83 times
Kyle tells you how good he is at YouTube

AND...

YOU GET A SKYPE CALL WITH KYLE
That is worth atleast $8,000 by itself.




MY MARKETING STRATEGEY
My marketing strategey is very simple.

I talk.

Then I show the product.

Then I talk about myself.

Then I talk about the product again.

Then I say:

“Guys I dont know if you guyses know this but this is actually really cool.”

This makes people buy stuff.

I think.

THINGS I WILL SAY ABOUT YOUR PRODUCT
Your product can be:

“Literally insane.”

“So freaking cool.”

“Actually amazing.”

“One of my favorite things.”

“You guyses know I love this.”

“I am obsessed with it.”

“This is crazy.”

“Guyses look at this.”

I have a very big vocabulary.


FINAL REASON TO HIRE KYLE

Other influencers have talent and professional media kits.

But I have a camera and I go to Disney alot.

And thats basically the same thing.

So if you want your product to be literally amazing and , you should give Kyle Pallo money.


Thx you for reading my media kit.

Please sponsor me.

I am very good at this.

KYLE PALLO
Disney Vlogger
Business Man
Entrepreneur
Professional Guy
Day Trader
Lego Collector
House Builder
Future Disney Legend Probably

YOUR DAILY DOSE OF KYLE

 

[grundel]

Such a 'savage' cat a witch. Oh MICHYKyle....everyone 'sees' you.

HE'S JUST WAITING LIKE A LION...GRRRRRR'!

Spoiler

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Gotta block him first then he can’t block you

 

[grundel]

Poor Casey. While he's having fun in CA, she needs to work harder as a "manger" and has to come home to scrub the toilets with her one and her only toilet brush.

C aSey’s lonely makeup desk in that big empty room

 

[BlurryCat]

Look at those shoes!

 

[Karin-z3e]

Look at those shoes!

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They have the old bed coils in them & lift Kylie up about 6 inches!

 

[grundel]

Umm his hairline … 🫪 holy hell man View attachment 4085613

He will be an actual head in a few years

 

[grundel]

Look at those shoes!

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Probably thinks he’s so cool too

 

[SPM418]

Did he change today's title? I ask because I thought I saw he had the same title Jo Jo had for his vlog yesterday about leaving Disney for the trip to D23 and how he will be away from Disney world for a number of days, poor babies.

 

[MissmyChewy]

Look at those shoes!

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Everyone just point and laugh, he is a joke And fooling no-one

.

 

[pocketpoolking]

Did he change today's title? I ask because I thought I saw he had the same title Jo Jo had for his vlog yesterday about leaving Disney for the trip to D23 and how he will be away from Disney world for a number of days, poor babies.

He generally has 3 or 4 titles that can show up depending on what device you are using