Kyle Pallo #175 Not Everything Needs to Be On Camera

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New thread title courtesy of @pocketpoolking

It was actually a tie between Not Everything Needs to be on Camera and the one from @MissmyChewy ( I Got No Balls, Mine Doesn’t Move) but the Not Everything one came up first in the search

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18 pages and still going in 1 day!!
LETS GO!!!!

I feel like this title fits this hate cult video

not everything needs to be on camera…including hate cult videos and awkward anniversary videos

now let’s get some good titles from the last 24 hours!
 
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Updated Projections

Overnight Projection (9:37 PM – 9:00 AM Tomorrow): Expect velocity to slow down naturally through the late-night hours (dropping from ~1,000 views/hr down to ~200–400 VPH overnight), adding another 4,500 – 6,000 views before morning.


24-Hour Final Landing (Tomorrow 9:00 AM): 20,200 – 22,000 views.
 
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1) He may think I hate myself but that’s ok cuz I love you all. I’m a proud member of the Hate Cult!
2) Who has the media package or where can I find all the now deleted old tweets? I may have some contacts who would appreciate seeing the real KP 😉
 
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1) He may think I hate myself but that’s ok cuz I love you all. I’m a proud member of the Hate Cult!
2) Who has the media package or where can I find all the now deleted old tweets? I may have some contacts who would appreciate seeing the real KP 😉
I have TONS of screenshots of his (now deleted) tweets. But it'll take me some time to compile them all. I can upload them to the Wiki and tag you if you'd like?
 
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Proof kylie has never had a true masculine male friend.

“i’m free balling. I don’t even know what that means.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
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18 pages and still going in 1 day!!
LETS GO!!!!

I feel like this title fits this hate cult video

not everything needs to be on camera…including hate cult videos and awkward anniversary videos

now let’s get some good titles from the last 24 hours!
I agree! My suggestion was only funny because it was his own words. lol
 
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1) He may think I hate myself but that’s ok cuz I love you all. I’m a proud member of the Hate Cult!
2) Who has the media package or where can I find all the now deleted old tweets? I may have some contacts who would appreciate seeing the real KP 😉
I love you too.

Let’s all rejoice on how much we love each other and be grateful we aren’t a 🤡 or the son of a 🤡
 
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anyone got the 411 on Neighbor Michael??? Dude has some time on his hand if he can golf at the drop of the hat with OR boy...And what else can happen when you have idle time??? Just saying...
 
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anyone got the 411 on Neighbor Michael??? Dude has some time on his hand if he can golf at the drop of the hat with OR boy...And what else can happen when you have idle time??? Just saying...
He’s just the rebound from ant man….

but the way he gloats over KP in his videos makes me wonder if he’s a stan
 
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Bringing this one over. 🤣

pocketpoolking said:
It rained a lot across the entire state today.
he better go run over and check to see how his land looks like after a full day of rain
can’t believe he said he was gonna colllect rock samples from the location as a keepsake
let’s not forget him mentioning wanting to throw a ball in his backyard with his son or daughter
anyone get a video of how many times he’s mentioned having kids so far in last year?

is this another trauma event with Gerry?
Would Gerry not want to throw the ball with you ?
It's almost literally Kylie in Wonderland. From the first and him running around those barren lots like Julie Andrews in the opening of The Sound of Music, the fantasyland blabber has been off the charts, like some foolish child in a trance and spinning a big storybook lie. He's a 32 year old idiot who is a firehose of fantastic daydreams and wishes:

Ima' have a big old yard where I can run like the wind and like I'm in Wisconsin
I'll play with my loveable big dog and all my kids in my big old yard. Weee' ...we'll have such fun!
My big old house will be perfect and everyone will be jealous of how perfect it will be
My big old three car garage will be filled with new cars and toys
We will all gather nightly at the dinner table and hold hands and give thanks and heavenly choirs will sing in the background


It's all so cringe and so unrealistic, a fantastical cauldron of bull musings. Big old lawns and houses have to be maintained; children have to be born, nurtured, provided for, fed, clothed, guided and educated; bills have to be paid; automobiles have to be bought and maintained; dogs have to be fed, groomed, walked, and cleaned up after....and on and on and on. That dwarfish idiot is in no way even remotely, either financially, emotionally or mentally prepared for any of it.

None of this reality sinks in because his family has always covered for him, made sure they cleaned up his numerous messes all his soul sucking life. Well, the biggest messes he's ever faced are coming and the aged and dying parents and the now married and pregnant sister aren't going to be the enabling cleanup crew they've been. He'll have Raisins and her discounts and her salary and he'll burden her beyond reason with demands. GOOD. She's earned that and evidently she's accepted her place in Kylie & Casey's Lavender Lovelife in Fantasyland.
 
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Proof kylie has never had a true masculine male friend.

“i’m free balling. I don’t even know what that means.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And it's a pretty good bet that his own balls have never dropped... so free ballin' b hard for oar' boy.

He's the pure example of a CHODE:
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God help me, I remembered this from TwiXer. Not proud of it.
The responsders were relentless in making fun of him:

"that looks like a second navel."
"Hung like a gerbil."
"That looks like a pen only smaller."
"Reminds me of a vienna sausage."
"Micro pen. LOL"
"Teeny weenie peenie."
"I bet girls wish your fool was half as big as your ego and worked as well as your mouth."

"more fool in his personality than in his pants."
...and on and on.
 
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