Kyle Pallo #165 Baby Thingy

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The other thing with his idea of a golden retriever is that if he wants a pure breed from a breeder he will have to cough up some serious dough. I got both my AKC labs 5 1/2 years ago (brothers) from the same litter and paid 3400 per dog (worth every penny and then some). I am sure Mr. Flex wants a pure breed so Mommy#1 best open up the purse string for this puppy.

I hope he and Casey know that a puppy is like a child so basically your life drastically changes. No more staycations or trips on a whim, everything you own is now basically theirs to destroy, intense training, vet bills especially that first year of life, pet insurance is wise to pay every year, food for a big dog is expensive, and all the miscellaneous things add up. He will have to start grifting Chewy gift cards instead of DD cards.
Couldn’t agree more. We bought our golden retriever for $4k and it was worth every penny. Both of her parents are titled show dogs and my breeder takes a lot of pride in competing with her dogs and breeding to the breed standard, including the correct temperament that goldens are known for.

Kyle will do no research and buy from a backyard breeder who has a puppy available right now (big red flag, good breeders have lengthy waitlists). Who knows what temperament the puppy will have and how that’ll stress him out. I genuinely fear for that dog.
 
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Kyle will do no research and buy from a backyard breeder who has a puppy available right now (big red flag, good breeders have lengthy waitlists). Who knows what temperament the puppy will have and how that’ll stress him out. I genuinely fear for that dog.
Maybe Kyle will add himself to another waitlist. First the Rawlex and now a dog.
 
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Right? Quite telling that the dog was closer to Ger. We’ve all seen how the dog acts with Kyle, this statement confirms the dog didn’t like him. Smart dog.
Yup! Canines have a sixth sense. Imagine the first dogs Kyle looks at____ then imagine the dogs seeing KYle:

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Couldn’t agree more. We bought our golden retriever for $4k and it was worth every penny. Both of her parents are titled show dogs and my breeder takes a lot of pride in competing with her dogs and breeding to the breed standard, including the correct temperament that goldens are known for.

Kyle will do no research and buy from a backyard breeder who has a puppy available right now (big red flag, good breeders have lengthy waitlists). Who knows what temperament the puppy will have and how that’ll stress him out. I genuinely fear for that dog.
Hmm, a dog having a bad temperament around Kyle. Could you imagine? 😂

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So he did not book a return flight home....

Is he making sure Mommy pays for his return flight home or he's driving down in Dad's car with Mom or James
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He's so overcome with grief that he wants to make sure you tune in to see what he has 'up his sleeve' other than the snot where he wiped his nose.

He needs to remind you he might start fake crying again, get GER to make balloon animals, have some of them bring old dying DAD's car down to Orlando for him, or maybe a trip to the Dells (pinch me) or perhaps a poor unfortunate puppy?

Imagine the poor puppy seeing the dumb dwarf approaching. The dog senses evil and possible adoption. It takes drastic measures:

GOD, YOU SEEING HIM?
GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN

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Guyses he "hates it you have to see him like this".... emphasis on HAVE TO.... because there's no way he can contol his own videos.

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Fixed it for him:
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If this was filmed the 15th he is probably back home in the Bombas bunker enjoying this to his full 2 inch extent.
A good illustration of how low that loathsome family will go to give him content. This is all a grift, a bull bunch of crap spread out to give him maximum views, even to the point of hold back the 'moan & cry' vids on that dog to try to make it look like it just happened.

The mess is all out of any order and it doesn't get any better. Every day the same stullifying bad home movies starring a malformed, mentally ill drunken dwarf. That's all it will ever be.

The mouthbreathers will continue to fall for this crap. (As absolutely predicted, they're all over the comments with 'thoughts & prayers' 'praying for your healing' :ROFLMAO: and endless stories (that everyone has) about their pets ageing and dying. It's doing a little better than the usual trip to Target but not by much. Downvotes are rising fast. It's going to be SSDD. The only bonus is the predictable uptick in comments because people love to tell their 'pet stories' and they can send 'tots & pears' and feel they are doing something.
 
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Factoid: He & Rocco had the same I.Q.
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Nah I don’t think it’s fair to dogs by comparing their IQ with that idiot. Some dogs are exceptionally intelligent, and actually contribute to society, and some even have actual jobs, unlike Kyle. Like police dogs and helping the blind. Plus some have more talent in their little toe beans than Kyle has in his entire body. Never seen one of those talent shows where the owners teach the dogs to dance. Or krufts where they run obstacle courses and look cute and well groomed. Kyle could never. Even Rocco could do some cute little tricks. Kyle cant even write properly, or talk properly. I bet Rocco could sense the dumb in Kyle and that in itself makes his IQ way higher than Kyles 😂
 
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Just when I was looking forward to more of his crowd level Disney videos now oar boy now has dead dog content for the remainder of June.
 
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I tapped out after reading about some posts about Rocco 🐶. Kyle's performative emotional response to Rocco's situation is quite something. Yea. Quite something. 🙄So, when does he start seeking professional help to cope with this Rocco related grief? Is there a go fund me for that?

When will he accept the reality of D3’s health decline? He still seems 💯 in denial about D3. If he doesn’t currently see a therapist, he needs to start.
 
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Off topic but what are those circles on his cheeks they look like hard little balls was just one side now it seems to be both
I believe those are usually referred to as his 'ayygs' (?) :ROFLMAO: He's gone from a socially presentable guy to a balding, triple chin, grotesque misfit in less than 5 years.

Big ol' apple cheeks.
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Oar Kylie is getting there.
 
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