Kyle Pallo #165 Baby Thingy

[Dismom2]

So James is inviting squirt to events now, and he stopped firing back to all of KP's insults. Seems like he's melding well into the clown family. They must have had a serious talk with him that he needs to coddle & cater to the special man-child like the rest of them.

UGH!! James- I know you read here. PLEASE don't become one of them! Your digs at Kyle are pure gold, and he doesn't need one more person in his life that coddles him!! Just keep treating him like one of your middle school students- be firm and throw "low-key" shade!

 

[BlurryCat]

Already milking the Rocco grift over on IG

Did he use an old photo that he thought was dark & moody with the hoodie pulled up? He's so ridiculous and fake.

 

[BlurryCat]

Fun fact

"Because I don't know what I'm doing" - Kyle Pallo

 

[SherryinBA]

From Alexa's IG. Looks like they euthanized him?

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We had to euthanize our 12 year old sweetie pup too yesterday. One of the hardest things you’ll ever do

 

[Adams & Brush]

Do these clowns ever make breakfast at home Jesus Christ man the easiest thing to do.especially with family in town at least have the basics.

Eating out while on vacation is awesome for the first, say, 4 days, then it loses its charm & I’m dying for something home cooked. I have no idea how oar guy can enjoy eating every damn meal he consumes at a theme park or restaurant? It’s freaking nauseating

 

[Vyle Pallo]

Oh, wow. I actually won?

Well, tied, tek-Nick-lee with @TheeGhost

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It was a well enjoyed few days off from watching a 32 year old man be babysat by his parents in a theme park. I'm sorry you all had to suffer through it.

I would like to say welcome back to the person I personally find the funniest in these threads, @Adams & Brush. Congrats on you move closer to the Intercoastal waterhead.

And the last tag goes to another long timer that's coming back from some time away and never gets mentioned @Vyle Pallo.

Ghosty, can I call you ghosty, had I replied to your suggestion with the appropriate emoji, as it did give me a chuckle, without hesitating that I don't think we can put that as a title, you would have won. So Saludos amigo, I can think of no more fitting photo for this thread than one you posted. I don't think it needs an ai spoiler tag as it's an actual photo.




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Actually, come to think of it, Kyle is afraid of the ocean. So his "swimmers" would probably more resemble a keeled over gold fish in the shallow end of the gene pool.

Thanks for the shoutout!! I’m still here… I’m more of a lurker than a poster these days because I don’t watch the dumps until the evening and mostly read the threads before I go to bed, so all the highlights of the day have already been discussed lol. But no, I haven’t completely left. Trust me.. it’s hard to step away from the shitshow trainwreck that is the Palloverse !

 

[BlurryCat]

Why is Casey always MIA when his mom or dad are around? Always thought that was kind of strange.

It's also strange that they are engaged and their families have never met each other.

 

[Iwantallthetea]

Please let this be the next thread title.

New thread title contender
Kyle Pallo #166 Because I don't know what I'm doing

 

[pocketpoolking]

Kyle Pallo #165: The runt of the clown family.

 

[BlurryCat]

The man-child actually pulls out his phone and starts looking up eBay prices for his popcorn bucket and starts squealing when he sees listings for $190+

You have to look at the "SOLD" prices, you idiot. Anyone can list them for whatever they want.

They're all selling for under $60.

 

[Chernabog]

What does Kyle think this is, The Bereavement Olympics?

Alexa: I hope you're doing well in doggy heaven.
Kyle: This is hard for ME. I've never had this feeling before. I'm happy he is no longer in pain and can run. MY brain is ptsd, making ME think he's running toward ME. I can't stop crying.

Kyle, I'm sorry for your loss, but I can't stand you. Stop making this about you, and make it solely about him. You did provide quite a few cute pictures of Rocco, but how about a cute story, or something we didn't know about him.

However, I will defend you on one thing, Rocco did come up to you and roll over to get his belly rubbed a number of times on camera. Anyone saying he didn't like you is wrong. However, from the body language I observed, he didn't like Casey.

 

[autofocus]

Fun fact

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"Because I don't know what I'm doing" - Kyle Pallo

Please let this be the next thread title.

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Jumps on a plane for a dead dog but not to help take care of his sick father that has cancer? That tracks.

 

[Sunflower0]

The only thing he cares about in today’s video besides the popcorn bucket is Nick’s performance in The Little Mermaid show. Listen to his reaction after the show and how excited he sounded. his dad looks kind of annoyed. By the end of the video Dad must’ve been medicated again because look at how he’s acting on the Skyliner.
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It is so bizarre to me how dad goes from looking like he wants to punch his son one moment to acting like a buffoon for the camera another moment. It’s almost scary how quickly he can shift between the two extremes.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Oh boy….as he promised. Now that I get a better look at the stupid thumbnail, I didn't know the stage for the Hoop-De-Doo was outside??? He sucks at everything, including thumbnails.

Title tracker

“A Florida storm couldn’t stop us from going to Hoop De Doo…& Disney security couldn’t stop us from stuffing leftovers in Ziploc bayyygs”

 

[bostongrL_317]

"If you saw Alexa's post...."

He must be pissed that she posted about it which ruined him teasing it as a surprise. Remember when his grandpa passed away and he teased it as a "mysterious" surprise for a week?

I have seen a pattern lately of Alexa (and James) undercutting him before he gets a chance. Getting/telling parents she was pregnant before him, gender reveal before him, live streaming at Disney before he knew they were coming and now spilling the news of Rocco. It seems his sis is passively getting even.

 

[BlurryCat]

Little, manic, grubby toddler fingers.

 

[Hazeleyes51]

FFS, cereal, toast, eggs, bacon are about the easiest things to make. Or, heaven forbid, have some yogurt and granola with fruit.

I honestly don't care to go out to breakfast for the simple fact that I am not a morning person so I need time to eat, to me it is a waste of money (yes I do enjoy going out with family and friends on occasion but on vacation, literally just give me a bagel and I am good to go) as I can make the same stuff at home. I would rather go out for lunch or dinner as there is just so many choices. How hard is it to have some cereal and milk or grab a dozen bagels at that place that they claim are good (can you tell I come from the North and know bagels are not the same elsewhere? lol). Make some eggs and toast.
Kile is lazy

 

[jipeta2021]

The only thing he cares about in today’s video besides the popcorn bucket is Nick’s performance in The Little Mermaid show. Listen to his reaction after the show and how excited he sounded. his dad looks kind of annoyed. By the end of the video Dad must’ve been medicated again because look at how he’s acting on the Skyliner.

 

[spider kay]

Do these clowns ever make breakfast at home Jesus Christ man the easiest thing to do.especially with family in town at least have the basics.