He's like a non funny version of Steve Martin in The Jerk. "This popcorn bucket, that's all I need."Don't forget eBay fees, which will eat up some of that $30 profit.
Oar boy would ultimately earn around $20-$24 selling it on eBay. Yep, he's riding high. Gotta protect that bucket withhis lifedad's life. This guy totally earns half a million dollars a year, you betcha.