Kyle Pallo #165 Baby Thingy

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FFS, cereal, toast, eggs, bacon are about the easiest things to make. Or, heaven forbid, have some yogurt and granola with fruit.
I honestly don't care to go out to breakfast for the simple fact that I am not a morning person so I need time to eat, to me it is a waste of money (yes I do enjoy going out with family and friends on occasion but on vacation, literally just give me a bagel and I am good to go) as I can make the same stuff at home. I would rather go out for lunch or dinner as there is just so many choices. How hard is it to have some cereal and milk or grab a dozen bagels at that place that they claim are good (can you tell I come from the North and know bagels are not the same elsewhere? lol). Make some eggs and toast.
Kile is lazy
 
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FFS, cereal, toast, eggs, bacon are about the easiest things to make. Or, heaven forbid, have some yogurt and granola with fruit.
No wonder oar boi has gained so much weight for eating all that greasy, fried, highly processed food each and every day! Hey,I enjoy going out and having a nice meal, but c'mon, not EVERY MEAL, and when you have guests you provide for them. But see, the problem with that statement is, he thinks his guests need to provide FOR HIM. He really is a twisted, selfish little man child.
 
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WoooHoo another addition to the 🔥 portfolio!! It'll be worth MILLIONS!!! Yeah, only a child would worry about someone stealing it. Such a fool.
What would be hilarious is if hatters were in the park and kept bumping into them and knocking it on the ground.
You know if he lists that on ebay he'll act like him having it is a flex and inflating the price.
 
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He's evidently given up on this channel. Nothing works and he's too stupid to do anything better than puke up this slop every day. He has the parents' undying (until they both die) support and Raisins' dicounts, paycheck and insurance and he's, from day to day, content with this.
Well, Keep goin' Grifty. You got this:

So today's shithole vid is:
DAD finds a bucket of popcorn
DAD pays for the 'rare' (not rare) bucket of popcorn
DAD eats the 'rare' (not rare) bucket of popcorn he found
(It's so bad, so useless, so unfunny or entertaining, that even the vid clips make my hair hurt)
Gaddam' if this doesn't just get worse by the day......no, by the second.
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Why is Casey always MIA when his mom or dad are around? Always thought that was kind of strange.

It's also strange that they are engaged and their families have never met each other.
 
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This ghoulish 'series' has been more cringe and flesh crawling than any in recent memory, perhaps because of GER's deteriorating health. Still, it is a standout shithole bunch of nothing other than exploiting and monetizing the old man's illness. YUK! Pure crap.
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So... there goes the room of "...the girl who lives with me" huh?
Got to have the tread meal inside so, well, the last 6 months of 2026 can be as 'extra healthy' as his eating habits.

My god he's stupid and more full of tit than a man with a full colostomy bag in an Alabammy outhouse.
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It’s a travel day for me so I’m not watching. Delta internet isn’t perfect but I am able to read the transcripts, anyway. I notice he and dad also went to the live action mermaid show as did he and mom. Kyle only filmed a minute with mom (no nick in that show I guess.) what struck me is Kyle talked about meeting “one of you guys” in line for Starbucks and mom called him on it and said it was in line for Mermaid. What is odd, this was before he inserted the footage for mermaid so I guess he does edit lol, he jumbles the timeline in his videos too not just his upload schedule.
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Great "series" huh? Another damned little two day cruise to Nasa' would have done better. The ONLY vid that got past 30K views in almost 6 days now was the one with a clickbait header "Disney made my parents wish come true..." and that HAD to be because they thought the dumb son of a witch managed to get another real job at the park.
The rest languish and just try to get to 20K views in a day. Just horrible results.
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Well, at the least, the little closet case person got to see his forever crush 'Nick' and as "Prince Eric" I take it. Now he can go back and fantasize about being 'Ariel' to Nicks "Prince Eric" and have some Bombas time.

Poor Kylie! His true love got away. SAD

♫⋆。♪ ₊ Memories
Light the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we were ♫⋆。♪ ₊
 
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The worst yet. Nothing was going to save this crap, but it did worse than even I thought. Only slow crawled to 15K by early morning and now at 18K in almost a day and a half and it's dead in the water. Add in 2,200 DOWNVOTES and it's a standout in this goulish and sickening snuff-film series.
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Why does this popcorn look insane? I really want to know.
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What is insane is the notion that these popcorn buckets are somehow rare and worth something. They won't be axe-clusive for long, once Disneyland starts selling them. I think they are designed by a company called Index Promotions, which makes these types of trinkets for every single amusement park company, including Six Flags.

I am really perplexed by the relationship between Kyle and Nick. Are they even friends, really? Was Nick's shade towards Kyle at JoJo's birthday ever addressed?
 
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What is insane is the notion that these popcorn buckets are somehow rare and worth something. They won't be axe-clusive for long, once Disneyland starts selling them. I think they are designed by a company called Index Promotions, which makes these types of trinkets for every single amusement park company, including Six Flags.

I am really perplexed by the relationship between Kyle and Nick. Are they even friends, really? Was Nick's shade towards Kyle at JoJo's birthday ever addressed?
I’m convinced that Kyle and JoJo got drunk one night and had a fling when they lived together which is why they’re both still in contact. They both wanna make sure the secret never comes out. As far as Nick I’m not sure what’s going on there but I’m really glad that he’s not getting married and I really hope that he lives his life authentically now. He seems like a nice guy. I think that’s why he was always nice to Kyle. I think he felt bad for him because Nick knew what it was like to live a secret life.
 
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Why is Casey always MIA when his mom or dad are around? Always thought that was kind of strange.

It's also strange that they are engaged and their families have never met each other.
She’s on vacation……from being a prop and babysitter to him!
 
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Why is Casey always MIA when his mom or dad are around? Always thought that was kind of strange.

It's also strange that they are engaged and their families have never met each other.
My husband mentioned how come she can't even go to dinner with them as isn't she done with work then? I said maybe she works longer hours now being a manager but I honestly don't get it either. Nope, both families have not met as far as we all know as I am SURE Kile would mention it.
 
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