Kyle Pallo #165 Baby Thingy

[Chernabog]

I think it's been mentioned before but isn't there some feature in youtube studio now that he can use up to 3 different titles (or more) and depending on what type of device depends on what title you see?

Yes, the A/B/C test features, or "a/b" for short, comes up when you upload a vid, and it tests up to 3 thumbnails and 3 titles.
The A/B test Ai can suggests the titles by scanning the transcript and analyzing it.
Youtube's native upload ai scans the video of best thumbnail use, you can upload your own custom thumbnails.
So he's f-ing around with these terrible generated thumbnails while the system is f-ing around with the titles.
But, and that's a big butt, he can stop the a/b/c test any time and start it over with another set of 3 thumbnails and titles.

 

[BlurryCat]

And I thought the last time they had a scooter, they liked her car because it had a big trunk? What happened?

Probably because the trunk is too high up for him to lift the scooter into without help. He's a tiny little guy with weak arms. So instead he has to open the rear passenger because he can only lift the scooter about 10 inches off the ground.

He should use a step stool so he can get the scooter into the trunk.

 

[MissmyChewy]

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This was filmed Friday June 12th

So Mom left Tuesday June 9th

Tuesday: DAK with Dad
Wednesday: Epcot with Dad
Thursday: Studios with Dad
Friday: Magic Kingdom with Dad & Hoop Dee Doo at night

Saturday: Dad flies out 7:00 AM

He already said tomorrow's video will include some of Hoop de Doo and Dad's last morning.

Thank you. This always annoys me about every vlogger. It’s the first thing I notice on vlogs that show the flag at half-staff. The last time was for National Fallen Firefighters Memorial Weekend, everyone was looking for filler content as they waited in line for Big Thunder Mountain and not one vlogger noticed.
plus it gives 100% proof when he filmed this.

 

[jipeta2021]

Shoes as a write off? Now I’ve heard everything. This guy is such a clown. And oh god, yes I would love to see him come out with some merch, if only to see the stan videos of them excitedly receiving it. Don’t know if anyone remembers the YouTube video of those two chunky, redneck superfans, missing half their teeth, from a few years back who got some of his Pallomar gear in the mail? Running around their trailer & into the street, talking about how much they loved Kyle? I wish I could find that video again. It was, as oar guy likes to say, bleeping epic

The funniest part is that he’s claiming the shoes are a business expense!!! How exactly do you use your nasty ass on clouds for work?! Are they work boots or steel toed shoes or some type of shoe that is required to be worn when you’re doing actual work?

 

[SnapChet]

All a grifting production, a shallow little farce to try to get views exploiting and monetizing a dying old man. It's been an almost unbearable series of lies and bull, a little poor play put on by these two clowns to get some views for Grifty the Dwarf and his stagnant and dying channel. 12 excruciating vids out of a few days visit. It's been an excercise in endurance even for his most devoted mouthbreathers. All in all, it's been a lazy as hell exercise in squeezing the life out of the old man and his illness while pretending it was a 'magical journey' of a Father & Son at Disney World. Rather it was simple emotional and ghoulish mining for sympathy and $$$ and freebees from any mark out there. It's bankable too, and he'll use the old guy's illness, milk it for all it's worth, and this series to grift for whatever free stuff is offered and whenever he can, whether it's for a staycation or a little cruise. He's shameless and feels entitled to do it.

 

[pocketpoolking]

Thank you. This always annoys me about every vlogger. It’s the first thing I notice on vlogs that show the flag at half-staff. The last time was for National Fallen Firefighters Memorial Weekend, everyone was looking for filler content as they waited in line for Big Thunder Mountain and not one vlogger noticed.
plus it gives 100% proof when he filmed this.

It was also the 10th anniversary of the Pulse nightclub tragedy (Friday June 12th)

 

[pocketpoolking]

All a grifting production, a shallow little farce to try to get views exploiting and monetizing a dying old man. It's been an almost unbearable series of lies and bull, a little poor play put on by these two clowns to get some views for Grifty the Dwarf and his stagnant and dying channel. 12 excruciating vids out of a few days visit. It's been an excercise in endurance even for his most devoted mouthbreathers. All in all, it's been a lazy as hell exercise in squeezing the life out of the old man and his illness while pretending it was a 'magical journey' of a Father & Son at Disney World. Rather it was simple emotional and ghoulish mining for sympathy and $$$ and freebees from any mark out there. It's bankable too, and he'll use the old guy's illness, milk it for all it's worth, and this series to grift for whatever free stuff is offered and whenever he can, whether it's for a staycation or a little cruise. He's shameless and feels entitled to do it.

Think of how many videos he will exploit when his parents pass away?

 

[pocketpoolking]

 

[NanTeaDrew]

The funniest part is that he’s claiming the shoes are a business expense!!! How exactly do you use your nasty ass on clouds for work?! Are they work boots or steel toed shoes or some type of shoe that is required to be worn when you’re doing actual work?

I agree. They are shoes he would normally wear.
IRS

 

[BlurryCat]

Shoes as a write off? Now I’ve heard everything. This guy is such a clown. And oh god, yes I would love to see him come out with some merch, if only to see the stan videos of them excitedly receiving it. Don’t know if anyone remembers the YouTube video of those two chunky, redneck superfans, missing half their teeth, from a few years back who got some of his Pallomar gear in the mail? Running around their trailer & into the street, talking about how much they loved Kyle? I wish I could find that video again. It was, as oar guy likes to say, bleeping epic

I was just thinking of that video earlier this year. I tried to find it but couldn't

The greatest what? Do tell.

The greatest narcissist?
The greatest man-child?

Can't even say the "greatest grifter" because he kind of sucks at that.

 

[SnapChet]

18K views on yesterday's grift in more than a day. 12 vids (YUK!) of grotesque and revolting material making the most of old GER's illness. Add in 2,200 DOWNVOTES on yesterday's grisly and unholesome exploitive offering as well. Only the most devoted of the dullard stans could stomach this morbid and ghastly show any longer than a couple of days.

You're killing it Grifty.... and GER too if you aren't very careful. Well you've already taken years of his life over the 32 years he's been forced to deal with your sickly, whining, lying and broke ass.....and right from birth. You've done your part to put him in the ground. At least now you'll have these little cringe "memories," ghoulish and macabre YT vids, complete and utter staged lie filled acts, to pretend you cared so much, huh? Watch them with a bottle of TITOS handy and eventually you might convince youself you actually gave a damn about him.

 

[jipeta2021]

OK I finally got through today’s slop. Here are all the clips that I got in one post.

 

[Yunque01]

It was also the 10th anniversary of the Pulse nightclub tragedy (Friday June 12th)

Yeah i read somewhere this is why they were at half staff.

 

[SnapChet]

Thankfully, this lurid and perverse snuff film series has ended. Even with bought views scattered throughout this disgusting, death obsessed (Do it for DAD!) and revolting monetization outing, it's done worse than a mini cruise and a trip to TARGET. Only one vid slow crawled to 30K in 5 days. Most languished around 20K+ for a day. The pluses for Grifty were the chance to film easy vids of useless crap, squeeze content and money out of the parents, feel entitled and protected enough to act like a complete fucktard_publicly, and they paid for everything. So for him it was a winner.
Way to go my little dwarfish Death Eater. You got this! ~golf clap!~

 

[SnapChet]

Exploiting a dying old man for 12 vids, "reporting" that Disney smells like "farts, cesspools, a sewer, a garbage dump, a swamp....," and "reporting" on subjects as those below are why he's "Disney's #3 vlogger," huh?
(*In truth he doesn't appear on any top ten list of Disney vloggers and influencers, no matter how long he's been at this, and rightfully so. )
Both he and his "content" are useless, sick and tiresome.

 

[SnapChet]

How many of us haven't relied on a bunch of pixels on a page, an ever changing list of YouTube subscribers to give us strength to carry on?

Do your part Chuckles. Time's running out 4 U GER! Sell it NOW! Do it for Kyle!

 

[Disneysensation]

Probably because the trunk is too high up for him to lift the scooter into without help. He's a tiny little guy with weak arms. So instead he has to open the rear passenger because he can only lift the scooter about 10 inches off the ground.

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He should use a step stool so he can get the scooter into the trunk.

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Look at those little biceps working overdrive to keep that scooter up:

 

[Wolverines4920]

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He really is a disgusting human being.

 

[Wolverines4920]

They put the churros in zip-lock bayyygs

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He saving them for his shower shows; he needs a bigger prop than what he was blessed with. (i.e., also referencing the pitcher of him eating one in a very awkward manner)

 

[SnapChet]

Just saw where Dummy Kyle has been waiting almost a year and a half for the call from the Raw-lex' store. Wheeew' must be really speshul' huh? Just like oar' Speshul' K.
Perhaps they've sent it to Amazon to have it 'customized'.... (IYKYK)
Perhaps he still wants JoJo to go in 'half-zees'!
That Raw-lex' fund he started in high school.......oh tit, laughed so hard almost turned over my coffee.