Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

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Wild that at 32 years old, he hasn’t caught onto the fact that no one cares. We’re all just background characters in the lives of the strangers around us. It’s got to be absolutely exhausting being Kyle Pallo
It really must be.
He spends a lot of time in his own head imaging how jealous people are of him. Today’s video was embarrassing for him. He thinks people spending time with their families or friends at a park look at him with envy annd assume he is “ somebody”. I came back to the resort while the baby napped and watched and it was as bad as everyone said. In reality most people don’t notice and those that do are all probably like his neighbor table on his third wheel anniversary cruise and assume he challenged and being humored by the adults with him. He probably left early to rub one out in his car because clearly everyone stared in awe as he got back doored.
 
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Tattle Title Kyle Pallo #125
“ Look at Everyone Looking at ME as I get Back Doored.”
 
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It really must be.
He spends a lot of time in his own head imaging how jealous people are of him. Today’s video was embarrassing for him. He thinks people spending time with their families or friends at a park look at him with envy annd assume he is “ somebody”. I came back to the resort while the baby napped and watched and it was as bad as everyone said. In reality most people don’t notice and those that do are all probably like his neighbor table on his third wheel anniversary cruise and assume he challenged and being humored by the adults with him. He probably left early to rub one out in his car because clearly everyone stared in awe as he got back doored.
Anyone who even notices him, and who doesn't recognize him, probably just assumes that he's special needs.

But so true about how he spends so much time in his own head fantasizing about how "jealous" people are of him. He thought today's video was a huge flex and massive "own" to the hatters. Plus with all the critical comments lately, it was desperately needed to repair & restore his fragile ego. Expect a lot more "flexing" this month because that's the only way he knows how to deal with criticism and a decline in validation. He must be pleading with his mom at this point to help buy him a Rolex ASAP so he can really stick it to those jealous haters.
 
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“I would like to go all night if I possibly could.”

Maybe at HHN, but definitely not at the crackerbox. IYKYK 😂

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If im paying 500-5000 for a private RIP i would expect a french fry and an eclair! That is not a flex dipshit you are PAYING FOR IT
 
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I think Kyle is focusing on Ca Sey’s ass so much because he finally realized she doesn’t have boobs. He’s pretty slow and not really into the ladies much, so it tracks.
I know it's a bit late in the thread ... but this has to be a contender for the next thread title!! (credit to @airbusA330)

Kyle Pallo #125 I think Kyle is focusing on Ca Sey’s a$$ so much because he finally realized she doesn’t have boobs
 
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So his VIP tour includes an exclusive walk through on the ground level (“immigration”) of the Men In Black: Alien Attack attraction. It allows him to get up and close with the alien animatronic props. The funny thing is he feels cool when the riders for the attraction’s queue are walking by on the top level. (Probably feels they are “jealous” cause they can’t be on the exclusive lower level.)

Doofus just admitted he likes it when people literally look down at him. 😂

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Anyone who even notices him, and who doesn't recognize him, probably just assumes that he's special needs.

But so true about how he spends so much time in his own head fantasizing about how "jealous" people are of him. He thought today's video was a huge flex and massive "own" to the hatters. Plus with all the critical comments lately, it was desperately needed to repair & restore his fragile ego. Expect a lot more "flexing" this month because that's the only way he knows how to deal with criticism and a decline in validation. He must be pleading with his mom at this point to help buy him a Rolex ASAP so he can really stick it to those jealous haters.
C’mon Kylie, go on Chrono24 & buy that reconditioned gray market ‘79 Datejust! Klarna is your friend
 
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Lol when he ran waddled out of the house and left his "beautiful muffin" behind all alone 😂 🤣 Based alpha Chad. Trust.
What a candy ass! The best would have been if someone reached out and touched his shoulder, he would have been done. Vacation? How does he need a vacation?
 
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This is who I thought was Epcot lady
Can you imagine the Epcot lady (aka Geo 82 cougar lady) following Kyle throughout entire night on the VIP tour?

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Why did he wear the red backpack and what was in it? :unsure:
 
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So his VIP tour includes an exclusive walk through on the ground level (“immigration”) of the Men In Black: Alien Attack attraction. It allows him to get up and close with the alien animatronic props. The funny thing is he feels cool when the riders for the attraction’s queue are walking by on the top level. (Probably feels they are “jealous” cause they can’t be on the exclusive lower level.)

Doofus just admitted he likes it when people literally look down at him. 😂

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Little does he know that anyone can ask to tour the "immigration level" ... You can ask a team member at the entrance to see it and if staff and crowd levels permit, they may take you on a tour.
 
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The worst performing vid yet. Just as predicted this morning. After 10 hours up and two title changes, it's limped past 8K views, has been ratio'd already and has managed only 77 comments...most negative or critical.

Don't like it. Don't watch. ________ Good advice to give your 'fans' Dummy. Howz' that working out for you?

Viewers to Dummy Kyle: Boom! Bye! Bye! ___ witch!

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