Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

[SnapChet]

In three weeks, countem' THREE WEEKS, he's had only 3 vids that even made it to 30K. Oh Dummy! Remember when you used to get that in the first 30 minutes? I do. Now you're lucky to get that in 3 weeks. And the newer vids are lucky to reach 25K in a day! Those are Mole Rat numbers.
Every vid with thousands of downvotes ___ and none of this is changing. His smugness and stupidity have led to this steady decline. He can blame the hatters' all he wants, but the true enemy is just himself and his idiocy. I've said many times, building on his success coming out of the pandemic, had he the drive, the talent and the abilities of a true park and travel influencer, he'd easily have 750K subs and be a remarkable success. Instead, he's lazy, remarkably stupid and untalented. He'd rather flex some grifted item and he's stuck bleeding his parents and Raisins because he can't improve his channel and so the views decline and the channel rots.

That's all on YOU Dummy. You did that to yourself.

 

[SnapChet]

FACTOID: PMM Nate got MORE views in total on his last FOUR vids than Dummy Kylie did on his last TWENTY vids.

Now MiniMan, I know "...math b hard" for you. But comparing your views to ol' warthog Nate, is never going to go well for you. NEVER. Just the truth.
Trust!

 

[Disney_Fan]

 

[SnapChet]

My god. The views have already tanked on this 'Look at My Lanyard FlexFest' God Dummy, the stupid burns in you. Acknowledging the person who took you, paid for you, to HHN would have been both gracious and would have added a lot of views as you toured the houses. But NO! You had to spend the whole time trying to flex, disparage other park visitors waiting in line, and pretend 'you pay for it all.' God you're such an easy target to ridicule. You make laughing at you too, too easy. And you're your own worst enemy... always have been.

The views should be the 'flex' and you don't have them. The view count should scare you more than any of the HHN houses at Universal. HHN has already been going on for more than a month. People are already tired of it or have reviewed and seen it from much better vloggers than YOU. Just the truth.

Views are now, already, at 15 views per minute on this horrific vid. They are already below the benchmark where the algorithms recommend a vid.
THIS VID IS TOAST. Over!

Look for bought views on this thing or it's going to have a hard time getting out of the teens in views.

 

[Yunque01]

My god. The views have already tanked on this 'Look at My Lanyard FlexFest' God Dummy, the stupid burns in you. Acknowledging the person who took you, paid for you, to HHN would have been both gracious and would have added a lot of views as you toured the houses. But NO! You had to spend the whole time trying to flex, disparage other park visitors waiting in line, and pretend 'you pay for it all.' God you're such an easy target to ridicule. You make laughing at you too, too easy. And you're yuor own worst enemy... always have been.

The views should be the 'flex' and you don't have them. The view count should scare you more than any of the HHN houses at Universal. HHN has already been going on for more than a month. People are already tired of it or have reviewed and seen it from much better vloggers than YOU. Just the truth.

Views are now, already, at 15 views per minute on this horrific vid. They are already below the benchmark where the algorithms recommend a vid.
THIS VID IS TOAST. Over!

Look for bought views on this thing or it's going to have a hard time getting out of the teens in views.

15 already? Wow!

 

[Adams & Brush]

Here are some clips from today’s tit show so you don’t have to watch it. His “friends” are trashy as duck just like him. Only Kyle would brag about being VIP the entire night. His “friends” are sketchy as duck there’s some guy that comes up to him as he’s talking but you can barely see him but it looks like he touched his shoulder. Then when he’s outside dancing some guy next to him looks like he’s doing coke. Also apparently he didn’t bring Casey which he told Alexa he was gonna bring. When he and Alexa went to HHN he told Alexa that they were gonna go on an RIP tour with Casey’s friends. That was a lie.
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King douche has found his tribe. He thinks he’s a big shot, but his every day average viewers, like DebySueSmothers, absolutely hate this version of Kyle. You’d think he would know his audience a bit better. I’ll say it again, he doesn’t care about the growth or financial viability of his channel, he does tit to have fun & get his rocks off. duck the stans, as long as someone else is paying, Kyle’s livin’, baybeeee

 

[MissmyChewy]

15 already? Wow!

Isn’t the flex for Ordinary Adventures who got to film and let the dwarf use their footage? Also was that PMM in OA’s footage? He plus oned a grifted tour and instead of being cool about he spazzed about how superior and famous he felt. Dude it wasn’t your money nor your flex. You were a cling-on, a dingleberry if you will.

 

[SnapChet]

11 minutes ago and sure to be removed by GER, if he's able.
One comment that sums it all up.

SallyMacy-h5o speaks for the great majority of the commenters........well, there are very few commenters, and most are tuning out.

 

[MissmyChewy]

Tattle Tittle. Kyle Pallo #125 How’s Don’t Like it Don’t Watch working out for you, you dingleberry?

 

[SnapChet]

Wow! I don't envy ol GER the MOD Team his job today. Hope it's a 'good ' day for him. He's going to need all the strength he can muster.
Comments are NOT flattering the dwarf.

 

[Adams & Brush]

It highlights the fact that he is riding someone else’s coattails.

Wonder if VIPallo chipped in on the gratuity for the guide? I assume he’d mention it if he did…

 

[Vyle Pallo]

Well… it FINALLY happened… I JUST SAW KYLE in the wilds of Animal Kingdom HAHAHAHA. I didn’t talk to him because I’m with my friend, but GOD I started laughing my head off. My friend was like what’s sooo funny??? I wasn’t close enough to him to gauge his height, but he does look tiny. In fact, when I saw him, he was standing on a curb filming LOL !

GOD I hope we run into him again!!

 

[Gootsy]

Wonder if VIPallo chipped in on the gratuity for the guide? I assume he’d mention it if he did…

It looked to me like he left early. So he probably wiggled out before the end of the tour to avoid pitching in for the gratuity. I don’t know for sure, but that’s his nature.

 

[BlurryCat]

All the top comments are critical.

 

[BlurryCat]

Well… it FINALLY happened… I JUST SAW KYLE in the wilds of Animal Kingdom HAHAHAHA. I didn’t talk to him because I’m with my friend, but GOD I started laughing my head off. My friend was like what’s sooo funny??? I wasn’t close enough to him to gauge his height, but he does look tiny. In fact, when I saw him, he was standing on a curb filming LOL !

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Should have called out "Peter" or "Mich" and see if he turned around

 

[SnapChet]

Did MiniMan mention he's on a VIP tour? Hope so.... hope he pretended he "...paid for it all."
Those are real view getters.

 

[Adams & Brush]

It looked to me like he left early. So he probably wiggled out before the end of the tour to avoid pitching in for the gratuity. I don’t know for sure, but that’s his nature.

It’s SO his nature! Kyle’s the tagalong friend in college who’d join the friend group for dinner & didn’t order anything because he wasn’t hungry, then when everybody was done would eat everyone’s leftovers, “You’re not gonna finish that, bro???”. Of course, when the bill came, he’d claim he didn’t owe anything because he didn’t order anything. That’s oar guy, VIPallo, 100% weasel

 

[Adams & Brush]

All the top comments are critical.

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…& the majority of the rest are:
“Hi”
“First”
“ “
“Hey Kyle”
Etc…

Looks like Dad³’s going to be in fifth gear today, all day

 

[BlurryCat]

Looks like Dad³’s going to be in fifth gear today, all day

DADx3 must have just woke up. This comment was just deleted. Had about 20 thumbs up and was up for an hour before it disappeared.

 

[SnapChet]

BTW: The $5000 price tag at Universal is a number that is deceptive, of course. The $5K is for a group, usually, up to 5 people. (*Of course the lying dwarf tried to make it sound like HE paid $5K.... laughable to the point of absurdity, of course.) You can contact Universal and add 'guests' to your tour for an additonal cost and that's usually only a few hunderd dollars. With HHN already reviewed to death, I have no doubt they were willing to reduce the price considerably to get anyone to take the RIP tour who could pony up the cash. ___ Pallo being added to someone's group is NO flex. He may actually have gotten the invite and charged his cheap seat on Raisins' credit card..... told her it was another "investment" in his 'art.'

In any case, he's a bum and a con who thrives on lies, hints, and sowing confusion and misinformation and this was no different.

[The private VIP R.I.P. Tour at Universal Studios, which can cost over $5,000, includes a group of up to 10 guests for a customizable experience. For Universal Orlando, the private R.I.P. tour is limited to a group of 10 people.

The Universal Studios $5,000 VIP R.I.P. tour includes up to five people for the initial price, with potential additional charges for more guests up to 10 people, as the cost is per group with a base rate for the first five guests. The tour offers private access to attractions, a knowledgeable guide, parking, and meals for a premium park experience.]